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The hero of Will Save the Galaxy for Cash returns to do what he does best. Which is - what again, exactly?

With the age of heroic star pilots and galactic villains completely killed by quantum teleportation, the ex-star pilot currently named Dashford Pierce is struggling to find his identity in a changing universe.

Then, a face from his past returns and makes him an offer he can't refuse: take part in just one teeny weeny, slightly illegal, daring heist, and not only will he have the means to start the new life he craves, but also save his childhood hero from certain death. 

How hard could that be? If you need to ask - you don’t know Dashford Pierce.

Before long, Pierce is surrounded by peril, and forced to partner with the very same supervillains he'd spent his heroic career thwarting. But when he's confronted by the uncomfortable truth that star pilots might not have been the force for good they had intended to be, he begins to wonder if the villains hadn't had the right idea all along....

©2019 Yahtzee Croshaw (P)2019 Audible Originals, LLC.

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Amazing again

Another outstanding audio book from a master story teller. This book is laugh out loud funny. Croshaw's mastery of simile and metaphor shines brightly again. The story is another wild ride through this crazy universe and I cant get enough of it. Dare I say, Yahtzee Croshaw is the Douglas Adams for a new generation.

Yahtzee Croshaw is definitely now on my auto-buy list. That exclusive list in my head of authors where if I see a new book out by them on audible I buy it, I don't read the synopsis or any reviews, its just add to cart and purchase.

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Will write review for third book

When I first began listening to “Will save the galaxy for food” some years ago, I believed it to be a standalone book. A good book with a good ending that seemed to wrap things up. So I was surprised when “Will destroy the Galaxy for Cash” popped up on my radar.

I was concerned one of my favorite authors may have “sold out” as it were, writing a sequel simply because the first had sold well, or because fans had pressured him. So when the story immediately dragged me in, I was somewhat surprised. More so as the book began throwing new hooks left and right, shaking up what we knew of our main character without ever making it seem forced or fake.

My biggest critique of the book is that now I know that there is another book coming after this one, and I’m impatient for Yahtzee’s two year writing cycle to complete once more so I can see what comes next.

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Plying Fantastic!!!

Absolutely love this series and I'll get down on my knees to grovel before Sir Croshaw in the hope he will one day bequeath another sequel! Also if you've bought "Will Save the Galaxy for Food" and have yet to purchase this then I'd ask how the brain eating worms inside your head are doing.

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great performance

The reader is energetic, great at voices, and acting the part as well. story is fun and adds to the original story well. looking forward to more.

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Yahtzee has evolved so much as an author.

While I like all of Yahtzee's books, this one has got to be his best. It flows, it has copious amounts of hilarious characters, great moments, exciting developments and a fantastic universe I don't want to leave. I hope this turns into atleast a trilogy, and if not, I'm pretty sure in saying that whatever Yahtzee's next book will be, it will be fantastic. He's on a winning streak.

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Yahtzee did it again!

Please finish the next one swiftly. I am hooked. Pilot math is now my favorite way of cussing! 😆

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best sequel ive seen in years

Yahtzee nails this. the writing and delivery are on point and its just as funny as it is hilarious.

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Even Better Sequel

Great story that takes the McKeown saga (as labeled by Yahtzee Croshaw) in a completely different direction from the first book. Interesting themes, great villain and shocking ending, that all in all makes me wish I could read/listen to the third book right now. Amazing work.

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A solid sequel

In my opinion, this isn't Yahtzee's strongest book, but it's still brilliant! It manages to allow those who enjoyed "Will Save the Galaxy for Food" to feel immersed in the references to it, while still being completely comprehensible to someone listening to it on its own. I personally recommend checking out the previous book, or "Differently Morphous", if you're new to Yahtzee's work, but this book is still excellent.

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Good but not as good as 1

Still has the humor and adventure, but its a lot sloppier and more inconsistently paced than the original.

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  • edward nelson
  • 10-22-19

It’s about time

I have read all of Yahtzee croshaw books and this one does not disappoint . A second mogword would be nice.

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  • Anonymous User
  • 04-12-20

Yahtzee has done it again

Brilliant and hilarious! Love hearing yahtzee read it too! Got this straight after finishing the first book.

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  • Amazon Customer
  • 11-07-19

Plying Brilliant

I thoroughly enjoyed the first instalment of the Jacques McKeown story and was thrilled to dive into the next chapter. The new characters were great but I felt like they weren’t quite as fleshed out as before so didn’t invest quite so much in them - particularly the big bad. However, Yahtzee’s trademark spleen still consistently delivers laughs and whilst some of the twists were pretty easy to spot the story was solid.

My one complaint about Yahtzee’s writing is he does tend to overuse metaphors. But this is a minor gripe and doesn’t detract from the overall enjoyment.

And I still plying love the mathematical swears.

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  • hartplatt
  • 01-28-21

7 Chapters of this narrator were all I could stand

There's a good reason that professional narrators should be employed to perform audiobooks. I tried to give this book a chance but the whiny pitch of the reader and rapid delivery were just too annoying. I slowed the narration speed hoping to deepen the voice and improve the listening experience but it didn't help. I managed 7 chapters under sufferance and gave up. I always finish books even if I'm not overly keen on the storyline so I tried a second time and within minutes had to delete the book from my device.

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  • Scott
  • 06-25-20

Great listen.

I've enjoyed listening to the sarcastic tones of Yhatzee since I found zero punctuation. His writing and narration is almost as good as his ability to shit all over video games.

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  • edmondsonfan666
  • 10-30-19

Can't wait for part 3

I've been reading Yahtzee's books since Jam and this book shows how far he's come in both story telling and performance. There will be a part 3 and I for one can't wait. Keep up the good work Yahtz.

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  • Barry Krang
  • 07-14-20

A new favourite series

Really enjoyed both this and the first entry in this series. After stumbling upon it via the recommendations from other audiobooks, I really enjoyed these very dry, very funny stories that follow the exploits of a washed up star pilot equal parts Zapp Brannigan and Dave Lister. Can't wait for the next one.

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  • Sir Bazile
  • 05-06-21

YOU PLYING BRACKET..

Oh For Tracs Sake, you can't leave us hanging like That. You Trachead. You Trac for Brains Doint...

WHERE IS THE THIRD PLYING BOOK YOU DIV....

Oh this is So much fun. lmao 🤣

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  • htspider
  • 04-10-21

Excellent sequel to...

whatever the last one was. See, I'm even thinking like him. Mind you don't get kicked in the doints. Enjoy.

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  • Anonymous User
  • 04-08-21

A thoroughly enjoyable adventure

if you loved the first book this holds the same jigh pacing and standards of the first. Loved the story, Loved the setting, loved the characters. Just be forewarned of sudden outburts of laughter before you listen in public.

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  • Timothy
  • 02-23-20

Excellent sequel

I love this book.
It feels like an excellent step forward for Yhatzee. The expansion of the characters and the universe here are awesome.
You should buy this book right now.
You will not regret it.

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  • Kindle Customer
  • 12-02-19

Even better than the first book.

Took a little to get back into it after the first book, but Yahtzee kicked up his voice acting up a notch with a similar crazy sci fi story that was engaging throughout.

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  • Anonymous User
  • 11-11-19

Very enjoyable

I Realy like Yahtzees writing and his sense of humor. A great follow up to the last book.

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  • Ky
  • 09-30-19

It really good you should listing to it if your a fan of the original

Just like the first one it really good much more action-packed and it makes more use of the background character that I was hoping to see more of so that was fun it left on a cliff hanger but Hopefully, Yahtzee will give us an ending in a next book instead of committing THE SIN. You know the one. This one, in my opinion, it's better than the first and I hope we get a conclusion

Especially cause it seems this scratches my space drama itch more then most thing coming out today

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  • Anonymous User
  • 05-08-21

Interesting story but needed better performance

Interesting story but it tries too hard to be funny in places. The performance by the author could also use more range than just funny voices.

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  • Anonymous User
  • 02-24-21

what contemporary comedy scifi should mean

A great return for... our protagonist?

Battles in space, terrifying villains, threat to life and limb, but really who cares? It's all been done before.

Will Destroy the Galaxy for Cash kept up with the Croshaw style of nonchalance beautifully.

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  • Chainzz
  • 01-18-21

If u like hitch hikers guide u will love this

Verry witty very clever, if u like hitch hikers guide of the galaxy, discworld or any thing along theas line u will love the humor and creativity of this series and its characters.

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  • Anonymous User
  • 01-07-21

listened to it in 2 days.

Fantastic, excellent follow up. listened to it in two days, made free time for it!

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  • Amazon Customer
  • 01-06-21

Fun

Love the delivery and wit, repeated listening is a joy great world and strong characters.

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  • Anonymous User
  • 12-19-20

uniquely funny, fantastic follow-up

loved it, Yahtzee Croshaw brand of humour is fantastic.

definitely makes the book so much more authentic with the author reading it himself.