Why We Don't Suck

And How All of Us Need to Stop Being Such Partisan Little Bitches

By: Denis Leary

Narrated by: Denis Leary

From the author of the bestselling Why We Suck comes a searing comic look at these divisive times, skewering liberals and conservatives alike with a signature dose of sarcasm and common sense.

In an America so gluten-free that a box of jelly donuts is now a bigger threat than Vladimir Putin, where college kids are more afraid of Ann Coulter than HIV, it’s time for someone to stand up and make us all smell the covfefe. Dr. Denis Leary is that guy.

With Why We DON’T Suck: And How All of Us Need to Stop Being Such Partisan Little Bitches, Denis is on a devoted mission to #MakeAmericaLaughAgain. Using the clamorous political atmosphere as a starting point, he takes a bipartisan look at the topics we all hold so dear to our patriotic hearts—including family, freedom, and the seemingly endless search for fame and diet vodka.

Denis will answer important questions like: When will Hillary blame herself? Why does Beyoncé think he’s Bryan Adams? And why doesn’t he follow the millennial lead and post pictures of his food on social media? (Spoiler alert: He’s too busy actually eating it.)

Not that Denis has anything against millennials: “When it comes to science, math, and technological advances, this generation has done more in three and a half decades than any other age group in history. What did my generation do? Cocaine and quaaludes mostly. With a side order of really stupid haircuts.”

Dr. Leary is here to remind us of what truly makes America great, even though we’re #7 on the most recent list of Best Countries to Live In. Which may sound bad but means we still make the playoffs.

Includes a PDF of Map and Tweets from the Book

Critic reviews

“America will not be disappointed. Sure to offend some readers, but many more will find plenty of food for thought while also getting in a good laugh. Leary's ribbing of social media, complete with fake tweets from famous individuals, is particularly amusing.”—Kirkus Reviews

I would recognize you Denis at first glance and I’d love to prove it.

Completely enjoyed your audible book. I almost never stopped laughing. Amongst the laughter and sarcasm there is a never ending supply of wisdom to be gleaned. I am an avid reader, always have been. I listen or read a minimum of 3 books weekly, AND have NEVER left a review, not ever, until this moment. I’ve recommended and even buy books often for others, but have never left a review. I don’t know why I chose to do so this time, maybe because I think this book would appeal to the masses and go on to inspire even more. Thank you Denis. Loved your masterpiece and love you more. Lois

I loved it!

I needed this book at this time. I laughed, and even opened my mind .

still funny

this follow-up to why we suck is funny and will keep you laughing throughout. Not for those allergic to humor.

Always look behind you before you shit

Hours of laughter, pissing your pants, and wishing that you could have the opportunity to sit in your back yard and crack a beer with the good Doctor. Stop taking yourself so seriously, break down your boundaries and listen to this book. Honestly, we’d be in a much better place if we could all could “stop being such partisan little bitches”.

Dr. Leary is a genius.

I loved how comedy in the 80s and 90s. His MTV commercials are classics. His first book was great.
The topped them all.
Laugh out loud funny.