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Dads hate ordering from a drive through. Just ask one...

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New phone, who dis? Let me read you a 2 day text conversation from a mysterious woman named, "Alice."

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The world was RUINED when a ban on public smoking was put into effect. We need first and second hand smoke. I'll tell you why.

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Someone died - now what? You're inconvenienced, that's what.

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Can a movie ticket, Peanut M&M's & over priced popcorn drive you to the brink of madness? Let's find out...

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Your social media accounts have turned you into a monster. A monster! The average human has no business with this much power at their fingertips. And as usual, people ruin everything...

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Forgot one of your passwords? Great. Listen in while I discuss how you'll waste the rest of the day resetting the password you "knew" you wouldn't forget this time."

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A deep dive into why words like "bae", "preggers", "delish" (and more) need to be removed from your vocabulary immediately.

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