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Okay, you might want to remove children under the age of nine from the room before listening to this brilliant album. When they turn 10, you might want to reconsider. Kids are going to learn this language sooner or later, so why not from George? It's Carlin's 12th comedy album, and most of it comes from his seventh HBO special Doin' It Again.

  • 5 out of 5 stars

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  • You Are All Diseased

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    4.5 out of 5 stars 97
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Carlin's riffs on religion and terrorism on this album are classic. He even tackles the timely topic of airport security. Nobody dissects untouchable subjects better than the nimble mind of George Carlin. Recorded for an HBO live broadcast stand-up special on February 6, 1999.

  • 1 out of 5 stars

  • Disappointed <br />

  • By Carol Martorelli on 01-16-18
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  • When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?

  • By: George Carlin
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    3.5 out of 5 stars 1,266
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    4.5 out of 5 stars 498
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Following his two New York Times best sellers, Brain Droppings and Napalm & Silly Putty, comes George Carlin's third audiobook, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?, a riotous journey through the mind of one of America's premiere comic observers.

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  • Wonderful!

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  • Playin' With Your Head

  • By: George Carlin
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George's lighthearted routines and less topical issues complement his overwhelming timing in this classic album. Taken from his performance at the Beverly Theatre in Los Angeles in May 1986, George offers some of his hilarious examinations of "Losing Things" and "You're Lost": "That's the first thing that happens when you get to Heaven," he says. "They give you back everything you ever lost".

  • 5 out of 5 stars

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  • A Place for My Stuff!

  • By: George Carlin
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    4 out of 5 stars 73
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    4.5 out of 5 stars 48
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Classic Carlin all the way. His eighth comedy album after a five year break. Unlike earlier releases, A Place For My Stuff contains a number of studio tracks in addition to live performances, and he pokes fun at the format and candor of community radio, commercials, and television with aplomb.

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  • Life Is Worth Losing

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Editorial Reviews

What Am I Doing in New Jersey?, the 11th album by the Grammy Award-winning American standup comic George Carlin, was recorded live at the Park Theater in Union City, New Jersey, during an HBO special. Carlin’s sharp wit, unbridled delivery, and stellar pacing create a vivid listening experience. This rollicking audiobook includes: "Reagan's Gang, Church People, and American Values", "Keeping People Alert", "People I Can Do Without", and "More Stuff On Cars & Driving Medley". Note that the material contains explicit language.

Publisher's Summary

Here's George Carlin's 11th comedy album, recorded at the Park Theater in Union City, New Jersey, for an HBO special.

Tracks:
1. Reagan's Gang, Church People, and American Values
2. Keeping People Alert
3. People I Can Do Without
4. More Stuff On Cars & Driving Medley

Explicit Language Warning: You must be 18 years or older to purchase.
© and (P)1988 Atlantic Recording Corporation

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