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- MissSusie66
- 05-10-12
A hilarious look at life
As usual Laurie Notaro’s look at life is hilarious her books are just so much fun. The story of the flippy hair guy or otherwise known as the day you realize you are no longer cool and have your mother’s voice living in your head! I loved this chapter!!
There was some funny stories about her book tour where only one person showed up and what happened before she went up on stage (in the bathroom) or losing your wallet or locking yourself out are all something that would happen to me or the shopping trip with your skinny friend where you can’t find anything in your size. I think that is why I enjoy her books because I am a bit sarcastic and kind of look at life in a similar skewed view that she does!
I listened to this one on audio and Hilary Huber does a great job on the narration of these humorous books.
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- Charity J Horn
- 02-01-16
Laugh out loud funny!
The author is witty and her self deprecating depictions of events leaves you wanting more.
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- lisa
- 07-31-12
Meh... very so-so
Is there anything you would change about this book?
I would make it funnier!!! Laurie is waaaay too whiny and complains waaay too much to listen to for very long!
Would you recommend We Thought You Would be Prettier to your friends? Why or why not?
Nope... It's just not very funny and it get's irritating quickly. There are some funny moments- but few and far between.
Did Hillary Huber do a good job differentiating all the characters? How?
She was fine. Good whiny New York mom accent, for sure.
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- Narrated by: Laurie Notaro
- Length: 6 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 133
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 120
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Story4 out of 5 stars 120
Number-one New York Times best-selling author Laurie Notaro isn't exactly a domestic goddess - unless that means she fully embraces her genetic hoarding predisposition, sneaks peeks at her husband's daily journal, or has made a list of the people she wants on her Apocalypse Survival team (her husband's not on it). Notaro chronicles her chronic misfortune in the domestic arts, including cooking, cleaning, and putting on Spanx while sweaty (which should technically qualify as an Olympic sport).
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5 out of 5 stars
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Wonderful
- By Carlie on 07-28-16
By: Laurie Notaro
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The Idiot Girls' Action-Adventure Club
- True Tales from a Magnificent and Clumsy Life
- By: Laurie Notaro
- Narrated by: Hillary Huber
- Length: 5 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 65
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 58
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Story4 out of 5 stars 58
Introducing Laurie Notaro, the leader of the Idiot Girls' Action-Adventure Club. Every day she fearlessly rises from bed to defeat the evil machinations of dolts, dimwits, and creepy boyfriends - and that's before she even puts on a bra. For the past 10 years, Notaro has been entertaining Phoenix newspaper readers with her wildly amusing autobiographical exploits and unique life experiences.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Sweet and funny
- By Julia Valentin on 12-19-20
By: Laurie Notaro
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Autobiography of a Fat Bride
- True Tales of a Pretend Adulthood
- By: Laurie Notaro
- Narrated by: Hillary Huber
- Length: 7 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 50
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 42
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Story4 out of 5 stars 43
In Autobiography of a Fat Bride, Laurie Notaro tries painfully to make the transition from all-night partyer and bar-stool regular to mortgagee with plumbing problems and no air conditioning. Laurie finds grown-up life just as harrowing as her reckless youth, as she meets Mr. Right, moves in, settles down, and crosses the toe-stubbing threshold of matrimony.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Hilarious
- By MissSusie66 on 05-10-12
By: Laurie Notaro
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There's a (Slight) Chance I Might Be Going to Hell
- A Novel of Sewer Pipes, Pageant Queens, and Big Trouble
- By: Laurie Notaro
- Narrated by: Susan Denaker
- Length: 10 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall3.5 out of 5 stars 208
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 83
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Story4 out of 5 stars 84
When her husband is offered a post at a small northwestern university, Maye Roberts is only too happy to pack up and leave the relentless Phoenix heat for the lush green quietude of Spaulding, Washington. But when you're a childless 30-something freelance writer who works at home, making new friends can be quite a challenge. Her attempts to do so lead her to enter a kooky beauty pageant - and to uncover a sinister mystery.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Is it over yet?
- By NateNV on 09-17-07
By: Laurie Notaro
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I Love Everybody (and Other Atrocious Lies)
- True Tales of a Loudmouth Girl
- By: Laurie Notaro
- Narrated by: Hillary Huber
- Length: 7 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 44
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 37
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Story4 out of 5 stars 37
Laurie Notaro is married, mortgaged, and now - miraculously - employed in the corporate world, discovering that bosses come in all shapes, sizes, and degrees of mental stability. After maxing out her last good credit card at Banana Republic, she's dressed for success and ready to face the jungle: surviving feral, six-foot-plus Gretchen ("The Three Thousand Faces of Eve") before battling the overbearing, overstuffed (in way-too-small pants) new mom Suzi....
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4 out of 5 stars
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Enjoyed it
- By Cynthia Roman on 02-08-23
By: Laurie Notaro
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It Looked Different on the Model
- Epic Tales of Impending Shame and Infamy
- By: Laurie Notaro
- Narrated by: Hillary Huber
- Length: 7 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 74
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 63
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Story4 out of 5 stars 65
Everyone's favorite Idiot Girl, Laurie Notaro, is just trying to find the right fit, whether it's in the adorable blouse that looks charming on the mannequin but leaves her in a literal bind or in her neighborhood after she's shamefully exposed at a holiday party by delivering a low-quality rendition of "Jingle Bells."
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5 out of 5 stars
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Very entertaining!
- By Yolanda S. Bean on 09-08-13
By: Laurie Notaro
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Laurie Notaro has proved everyone wrong: she didn’t end up in rehab, prison, or cremated at a tender age. She just went gray. At past fifty, every hair’s root is a symbol of knowledge (she knows how to use a landline), experience (she rode in a car with no seat belts), and superpowers (a gray-haired lady can get away with anything). Though navigating midlife is initially upsetting—the cracking noises coming from her new old body, receiving regular junk mail from mortuaries—Laurie accepts it. And then some.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Meh. Maybe funnier with a different narrator
- By TK on 12-19-22
By: Laurie Notaro
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- By: Jen Lancaster
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 313
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2 out of 5 stars
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self absorbed
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1 out of 5 stars
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Disappointingly ignorant
- By Ronnie on 02-13-23
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Jeneration X
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5 out of 5 stars
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 124
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Story4 out of 5 stars 124
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2 out of 5 stars
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Meh....
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- Narrated by: Hillary Huber
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 65
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 58
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3 out of 5 stars
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 313
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Story4 out of 5 stars 310
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2 out of 5 stars
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Meh....
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