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This book is filled with adventure and humor and is great for both girls and boys. My seven year olds loved it. I wish they had the other three books in this series on audible. It is great for a long car ride. We first read this book last year when the kids were 6. It is well written and enjoyable to parents as well.
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Religious Adventure
Would you try another book from C. Alexander London and/or Vance Barber?
i doubt it
What three words best describe Vance Barber’s performance?
adequate
Any additional comments?
I had hoped to find an adventure story for the kids, but this book had a lot of religion in it.
If your family practices Buddhism you may enjoy it very much.
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Story4 out of 5 stars 200
One morning, Erec's mother is missing. The force inside Erec commands him to find her, leading him on an adventure that will change him forever. When he arrives in Alypium, a hidden world where old knowledge of magic is kept, Erec learns that his mother and the entire kingdom are in peril. And he might be the only one who can save them.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Not for the whole family
- By John Williams on 10-24-09
By: Kaza Kingsley, and others
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The Emerald Atlas
- Books of Beginning
- By: John Stephens
- Narrated by: Jim Dale
- Length: 11 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,799
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,584
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,588
Siblings Kate, Michael, and Emma have been in one orphanage after another for the last ten years, passed along like lost baggage. Yet these unwanted children are more remarkable than they could possibly imagine. Ripped from their parents as babies, they are being protected from a horrible evil of devastating power, an evil they know nothing about.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Fantastic addicting fantasy
- By Stacey on 04-21-11
By: John Stephens
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Nightmares!
- By: Jason Segel, Kirsten Miller
- Narrated by: Jason Segel
- Length: 7 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 302
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 268
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 269
Jason Segel, multitalented actor, writer, and musician, teams up with New York Times bestselling author Kirsten Miller for the hilariously frightening middle-grade novel Nightmares!, the first book in a trilogy about a boy named Charlie and a group of kids who must face their fears to save their town. Sleeping has never been so scary. And now waking up is even worse! Charlie Laird has several problems.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A Lot Of Fun!!
- By Yolanda S. Bean on 04-21-17
By: Jason Segel, and others
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The Fairy-Tale Detectives
- The Sisters Grimm
- By: Michael Buckley
- Narrated by: L. J. Ganser
- Length: 6 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,478
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 1,171
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,195
The recently orphaned Sisters Grimm find out from their Granny, who they thought was dead, that they're descendents of the legendary Brothers Grimm. Now they must take over the family responsibility of being fairy tale detectives in a town where fairy tales are real. Their first case: a giant is destroying the town and it may have something to do with a boy named Jack and a certain famous beanstalk.
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5 out of 5 stars
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GIANTS ARE REALLY STINKY
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 10-18-17
By: Michael Buckley
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The Iron Trial
- Book One of The Magisterium
- By: Holly Black, Cassandra Clare
- Narrated by: Paul Boehmer
- Length: 10 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,950
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,770
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,764
Most kids would do anything to pass the Iron Trial. Not Callum Hunt. He wants to fail. All his life, Call has been warned by his father to stay away from magic. If he succeeds at the Iron Trial and is admitted into the Magisterium, he is sure it can only mean bad things for him. So he tries his best to do his worst - and fails at failing. Now the Magisterium awaits him. It's a place that's both sensational and sinister, with dark ties to his past and a twisty path to his future.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Harry Potter it ain't!
- By Douglas on 09-11-14
By: Holly Black, and others
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Seven Wonders Journals
- The Select and The Orphan
- By: Peter Lerangis
- Narrated by: Gavin Stenhouse, Ariana Delawari
- Length: 3 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 30
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 23
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 23
The adventure continues in these two original novellas - The Select and The Orphan - based on the epic series Seven Wonders. The Select tells the story of 13-year-old Burt Wenders, the first documented carrier of the G7W gene, and his fated voyage to the island that would eventually become home to the Karai Institute. Burt's account reveals his heroic efforts to navigate serpent-filled waters, save his father, and find a cure for the illness that curses him.
By: Peter Lerangis
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Water Keep
- Farworld, Volume 1
- By: J. Scott Savage
- Narrated by: Mark Wright
- Length: 11 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 478
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 437
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 440
Even though thirteen-year-old Marcus Kanenas is confined to a wheelchair, he sees himself as a survivor and a dreamer. In fact, his favorite dream is of a world far away, a world where magic is as common as air, where animals tell jokes, and where trees beg people to pick their fruit. He even has a name for this place - Farworld. When Marcus magically travels to Farworld, he meets Kyja, a girl without magic in a world where spells, charms, and potions are everywhere, and Master Therapass, a master wizard who has kept a secret hidden for 13 years, a secret that could change the fate of two worlds.
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4 out of 5 stars
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I have been looking for a fix since Brandon Mull
- By james on 12-16-15
By: J. Scott Savage
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Conrad Edison Box Set: Books 1-3
- Dark and Twisted Urban Fantasy Thriller (Overworld Arcanum Box Sets, Book 1)
- By: John Corwin
- Narrated by: Jake Thornton
- Length: 33 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 156
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 140
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 139
This bundle includes three audiobooks following the cursed orphan Conrad Edison: The Living Curse, The Anchored World, and The Broken Relic.
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5 out of 5 stars
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awesome box set
- By Michael Hubbard on 06-03-19
By: John Corwin
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Thisby Thestoop and the Black Mountain
- By: Zac Gorman
- Narrated by: Moira Quirk
- Length: 7 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 27
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 25
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Story5 out of 5 stars 25
In the absurd land of Nth, Thisby Thestoop can be found within the forlorn walls of Castle Grimstone, down the precarious steps of the Black Mountain dungeon, up to her nose in griffon toenails, gnoll spittle, and troll meat (to give to them, not made of them). When the prince and princess arrive for a Royal Inspection, the much too good-looking Princess Iphigenia winds up lost in the tunnels of the dungeon - without her guards, her staff, or her younger twin brother - and it's up to Thisby to guide the princess safely.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Loved
- By Natalia Blinkova on 02-16-23
By: Zac Gorman
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The Shadow Thieves
- The Cronus Chronicles, Book 1
- By: Anne Ursu
- Narrated by: Cassandra Morris
- Length: 9 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 43
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 37
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 37
Oh, it's not the very cute kitten that appears out of nowhere and demands to go home with her. It's not the sudden arrival of her cousin Zee, who believes he's the cause of a mysterious sickness that has struck his friends back in England. It's not her creepy English teacher Mr. Metos, who takes his mythology lessons just a little too seriously. And it's not the white-faced, yellow-eyed men in tuxedoes, who follow Charlotte everywhere. What's so extraordinary is not any one of these things.... It's all of them.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Really good
- By James on 03-22-23
By: Anne Ursu
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Tiger's Promise
- By: Colleen Houck
- Narrated by: Annika Boras
- Length: 3 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 171
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 161
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 160
Before Kelsey there was a girl, raised by a villain, whose love for a hero changed the course of history. Trapped under the thumb of her abusive and powerful father Lokesh, Yesubai struggles to keep her own magical abilities secret while evading his dark powers. When Lokesh promises Yesubai to the prince of a neighboring kingdom, she becomes the central pawn in his plot to destroy the ruling family and take power for himself. Yesubai is trapped by her father's threats and desperate to protect the man she comes to love, but she knows that any decision she makes will have dire consequences. As dark forces gather around her, Yesubai must decide if she's willing to reveal that somewhere deep within her she has the power to change everything.
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4 out of 5 stars
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It was OK
- By Marisa Talley on 03-06-17
By: Colleen Houck
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The Lost Heir
- The Gryphon Chronicles, Book 1
- By: E.G. Foley
- Narrated by: Jamie du Pont MacKenzie
- Length: 10 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,149
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,048
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,053
Jake is a scrappy orphaned pickpocket living by his wits on the streets of Victorian London. Lately he’s started seeing ghosts and discovers he can move solid objects with his mind! He has no idea why. Next thing he knows, a Sinister Gentleman and his minions come hunting him. On the run for his life, Jake is plunged headlong into a mysterious world full of magic and deadly peril. A world that holds the secret to who he really is: the long-lost heir of an aristocratic family - with magical powers!
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5 out of 5 stars
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Awesome Magical Medieval Adventure
- By littlebear on 09-14-15
By: E.G. Foley
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Nadia Knox and the Eye of Zinnia
- By: Jessica McDougle
- Narrated by: Tyra Kennedy
- Length: 3 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 29
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 20
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 20
For as long as she can remember, Nadia and her younger brother, Chris, have been tagging along with their parents as they travel the world searching for the untold stories of ancient societies. It'll take the whole team to uncover something truly remarkable: the Kamju, a civilization hidden deep in the wilds of Uganda. Some people believe the Kamju, known for their powerful magic, are not real. Nadia's parents think they can find them. Nadia knows how important this discovery could be to her parents, but she can't shake the feeling that something is wrong.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Enchanting Story with Good Life Lessons
- By April S on 07-23-20
By: Jessica McDougle
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Arcane
- The Arinthian Line, Book One
- By: Sever Bronny
- Narrated by: Stefan Rudnicki
- Length: 10 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,320
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,087
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,083
Fourteen-year-old Augum and friends Bridget and Leera dream of becoming warlocks. But with a kingdom in total chaos, it will take courage, sacrifice, and an iron will to make that dream come true. The lord of the legion, a vicious tyrant, has overthrown the king in a relentless and murderous quest for seven mythic artifacts - and Augum's mentor, the legendary Anna Atticus Stone, possesses one.
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4 out of 5 stars
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I liked this book.
- By Bob-o on 04-01-16
By: Sever Bronny
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The Dream Keeper
- The Dream Keeper Chronicles, Volume 1
- By: Mikey Brooks
- Narrated by: Anthony Bianco
- Length: 8 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 28
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 26
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 26
Dreams: Dorothy called it Oz, Alice called it Wonderland, but Nightmares call it HOME. When an evil shifter takes over the gateway to the realm of Dreams, it falls to 14-year-olds Parker and Kaelyn to stop him. Their only hope lies with Gladamyr, the Dream Keeper, but can they trust a Nightmare to save their world? The Dream Keeper is an upper middle-grade fantasy-adventure that will keep you turning the pages.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A Fun Series!
- By Anonymous Reviewer on 07-16-14
By: Mikey Brooks
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Powerless
- By: Matthew Cody
- Narrated by: Gary Dikeos
- Length: 7 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 79
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 55
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 53
Twelve-year-old Daniel, the new kid in town, soon learns the truth about his nice - but odd - new friends: one can fly, another can turn invisible, yet another controls electricity. Incredible. The superkids use their powers to secretly do good in the town, but they’re haunted by the fact that the moment they turn thirteen, their abilities will disappear - along with any memory that they ever had them. Is a memory-stealing supervillain sapping their powers?
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3 out of 5 stars
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Author is Oddly Sexist
- By Ashley Weaver on 08-08-21
By: Matthew Cody
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Flunked
- By: Jen Calonita
- Narrated by: Kristin Condon
- Length: 5 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 233
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 203
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 204
Gilly wouldn't call herself wicked, exactly... but when you have five little brothers and sisters and live in a run-down boot, you have to get creative to make ends meet. Gilly's a pretty good thief (if she does say so herself). Until she gets caught.