• Wannabe Wizard: From the Tome of Bill Universe

  • False Icons Series, Book 2
  • By: Rick Gualtieri, R. E. Carr
  • Narrated by: Andrea Emmes
  • Length: 15 hrs and 44 mins
  • 4.7 out of 5 stars (114 ratings)

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Wannabe Wizard: From the Tome of Bill Universe

By: Rick Gualtieri, R. E. Carr
Narrated by: Andrea Emmes
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Publisher's summary

Some family trees should be burned to the ground

My name is Jessie Flores and I thought I was done being jerked around by witches, dryads, and gods in my quest to become a real-life superhero. Turns out they were just getting started.

My father's been kidnapped, a handsome vampire with a shady past won't stop shadowing me, and my best friend's family is actively trying to kill him.

Fixing all of that won't be easy, though, since I've been cursed to complete 13 divine trials, while a newb fury haunts my every step. If I fail, I'll die. If I hesitate, my friends will suffer instead.

I might not have enough power in me to save my loved ones and satisfy the whims of the gods. But you know what? I'm willing to die trying. Because that's what a real hero would do.

©2020 Rick Gualtieri and R. E. Carr (P)2020 Tantor