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Blake

At 43, I’m supposed to have everything figured out, and if you’d asked me six months ago, I’d have said I did: head of my own tech company, beautiful fiancée, amazing future all planned out...life was perfect. Or, at least, I thought it was....

So now, I’m in New York after selling my company and fleeing San Jose, and for the first time in as long as I can remember, I have nothing to fill my day - no meetings, no reports, no tests, no launch parties - and that’s how I manage to get hooked on Warpath 4 and, somehow, find myself sexting with a guy almost 20 years younger than me.

Say what?

Okay, here’s the thing: It didn’t start out dirty. It was all completely tame. Mild. Conversational. But then conversation turned to flirting, and flirting turned to dirty talk. And, well...let’s just say things escalated from there.

But it’s just a bit of fun. Right? It’s not like anything would ever work in real life. I’m too old, he’s still closeted. And let’s not get started on how I’m supposedly straight. It’s just way too messy. Definitely best if we never actually meet each other...

But what if we already have?

Turns out my virtual f--k buddy is actually Owen Kelly, my best friend’s kid brother. Which leaves me pretty much screwed....

Warning: This book is not appropriate for anyone who doesn’t like laughing, anyone who doesn’t like the word daddy, or anyone who doesn’t like when hot older guys and gorgeous younger guys have a hella lot of super-steamy sex.

Happily ever after included.

©2020 Isla Olsen (P)2020 Isla Olsen

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This book has high heat with an age gap and mild daddy kink. You don't need to listen to the first one to enjoy the second. I recommend that you do as it features the same family.

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i just found this author this year and this is the 2nd book and i love them i have lol and been sad but the book is great and the family is just to much they are so funny this is a must listen for me can't wait for the next book

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The Gloriousness Continues

Funny, charming, relatable, and an all around great read. Joel Leslie’s narration is superb, as usual, and I can’t recommend this series of stories enough!!!

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This was a good story. Although the two characters made me so irritated. The immaturity of one, the other, passive. To thin-skinned for me, and to passive. It should have been said, ok, until you grow up, I agree. Then let the chips fly were they may. I have no problem with someone being called daddy periodically, but must it be said every single time.( he did have a name)..You might think by my review that I didn't enjoy this story, I did. I also enjoyed the narration. I also recommend this book.