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Vampires Don't Suck
- An urban fantasy romantic comedy
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- Length: 9 hrs and 21 mins
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One mystery, one romance, and a fire-belching bulldog.
In the heart of Singsong City, a retired assassin seeks refuge among the shelves of her beloved library. But when a familiar face from her past resurfaces, she is drawn back into a world of danger and deceit. With the help of an unlikely ally, she must unravel the mysteries of her own past before they consume her future. Will she find peace in the quiet of the stacks, or will the shadows of her past drag her back into the fray?
Vampires Don’t Suck is the first book in the Singsong City series. It is a standalone paranormal romantic comedy featuring elves, werewolves, witches, vampires, and angel assassins. It is packed with puns, battles, and a sweet, slow burn romance between an oblivious librarian assassin and the brilliant deadly vampire who rules the undercity with an iron grip. Also sushi.
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- By: Trisha Lynn
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 8 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 6
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Performance3.5 out of 5 stars 6
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 6
A kingdom faces devastating sickness, and it’s up to a brave silver-haired orphan and a peculiar wolf to find the cure. It’s a race against the Hunter’s moon, and the moon doesn’t lose. ------------ Orphaned as a baby at the gates of her village, Sylvein led a good life until she turned thirteen. Then she changed. Her hair turned silver, and strange markings appeared on her skin, making her an easy target for the scrutiny and distrust of her neighbors. But when an illness sweeps her kingdom, an ancient text her childhood friend shows her indicates a cure. The issue is that the ...
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3 out of 5 stars
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Great Story!!
- By DrJCC on 04-12-24
By: Trisha Lynn
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Their Shifter Princess
- Their Shifter Princess, Book 1
- By: May Dawson
- Narrated by: Chris Chambers, Stephanie Rose
- Length: 6 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 181
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 162
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 159
It's love that keeps me coming home, to the beautiful house full of ugly secrets. As soon as I'm 18, as soon as I can take custody of my little sister myself, I'm going to run. But my world is turned upside down by four mysterious men. The heat between us is intense. Their protectiveness feels real. Overnight, they become gods in our town. They can't seem to stay away from me. I can't resist them. I can't risk my chance to save my sister, though. Not even to save my heart. Is there any hope I can take care of her...and still lose myself in the arms of these men?
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3 out of 5 stars
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A nice RH story
- By The Lone Trekkie on 10-29-19
By: May Dawson
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Thief of Silver and Souls
- Rites of Possession, Book 1
- By: Eva Chase
- Narrated by: Michelle Sparks
- Length: 15 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 65
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 64
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 64
I'll never forget the sight of my little sister's lifeless body—or that my rogue magic killed her. Sorcery like mine is punishable by death. So I live in the shadows, stealing from the corrupt to give to the needy. Maybe a little good can wash the blood from my hands. It seems like a decent plan... until I try to help a dying noblewoman and somehow steal her soul instead. Now her ghost is demanding I take up the quest that got her killed: exposing a conspiracy at the royal college to unleash a deadly power on the entire kingdom.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Entertaining
- By Lottie on 12-22-23
By: Eva Chase
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Avery 1
- By: Erin R Flynn
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 8 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 15
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 15
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 15
Avery Walker has lived a life of being bullied, abused, and taken advantage of by people. Because of how early it started, and with her family being the worst offenders, she stopped pushing back or expecting anything else from life. But when a student slaps her in class and the school tries to sweep the incident and her feelings under the rug, Avery hits the breaking point. What a perfect time to play the lottery, right? All of Avery’s bad luck she’s suffered with her whole life gives her one moment of good luck and she actually wins the largest jackpot on record… But what now? Ryder ...
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5 out of 5 stars
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Enjoyable
- By Kindle Customer on 04-17-24
By: Erin R Flynn
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Sweet Addiction
- A Whiskey Men: Wounded Heroes Standalone
- By: Hope Ford
- Narrated by: Lucas Dixon, Charlotte North
- Length: 4 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 4
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 4
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 4
She's my best friend's little sister. A single mom who doesn't have time to waste on an older, wounded ex-mercenary. She's off-limits. And yet, I still moved to her hometown. I blame it on the job offer and the therapy I get at one of the top rehab centers for wounded heroes. The truth, though… I came to Whiskey Run because Abby Campbell and her daughter are here.
By: Hope Ford
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
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- Jamie
- 04-21-24
Good story but the virtual voice isn't perfect yet.
The virtual voice isn't bad but it does lack a bit of depth and enthusiasm that you get from a good narrator. Also there is a weird break when it reads out the chapter numbers that is slightly off-putting.
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
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- Donna Willis
- 04-20-24
Great story!
I really loved the storyline. It has interesting characters and a good plot. The virtual voice was about the equivalent of having Alexa read to you.
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Overall3 out of 5 stars
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- Randy D Shelton
- 04-29-24
virtual narrator
the virtual narrator was hard to follow. all the characters sounded the same. the storyline was not my favorite.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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Story5 out of 5 stars
- Naomi G
- 04-09-24
Great storytelling
Enjoyed this and look forward to more.
The AI narration was one of the better ones I’ve listened to… real narrator(s) would have been better.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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Performance4 out of 5 stars
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- C BARON-HOLDORF
- 04-13-24
The complexity of the storyline was a delightful surprise
Stumbled across this, thinking that due to the story summary that it would end up being a bit of fluff to fall asleep to. Happy to report that I was very wrong. This author is a world builder. Anyone wanting to walk through an intelligent and inventive new adventure should not skip this one.
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Overall2 out of 5 stars
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Story5 out of 5 stars
- Anonymous User
- 04-16-24
The terrible artificial voice
I really liked the story but the artificial voice was so bad that I won’t continue the series.
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