United States of Absurdities: Anything is Possible - Common Sense Not Included

Dating Disasters in New York and Other Funny Stories About Modern Dating, Relationships, and the Absurd Reality of Love

De: Victoria Fairchild Kingsley, Funny Books for Adults Press

Narrado por: Virtual Voice

Dating Disasters in New York and Other Funny Stories About Modern Dating, Relationships, and the Absurd Reality of Love
If you like books that make you laugh, this one is for you.
Nothing works the way logic suggests it should.
She owned an apartment in Manhattan.
She ran a business.
She paid her taxes.

She left the United States one day before her visa expired - because that, she assumed, was the law-abiding thing to do.

She was wrong.

At the Airport, Victoria was fingerprinted, and informed that she was "over-qualified" to enter the United States. Nearby, a man with no documents, no English was waved through and offered a free hotel room.

Somewhere over the Atlantic, between confusion and a second glass of wine, she began writing one of the funniest humor books for adults about dating in New York, expat life in America, and the strange culture of modern Manhattan.

United States of Absurdities is a British humor book about Americans, dating in New York, expat life in America, and the everyday absurdities of life in Manhattan.

Part satirical memoir, part expat survival guide to New York, and part observational comedy about American culture, this book explores the strange rules of NYC dating culture, modern relationships, and life in one of the most chaotic cities on earth:
If you wondered:

• Why dating in New York feels like a competitive sport

• Why modern dating culture in NYC requires a rulebook

• Why British expats in America often feel like anthropologists

• Why life in Manhattan is both magnificent and completely insane
  This book is for you (and is probably one of the best comedy books you have read).

She discovered that dating in NYC and living in New York City follows rules no reasonable person would ever invent.

• Dating in New York requires strategy, patience, and a strict ban on double texting

• NYC dating disasters happen regularly and are considered normal

• Modern dating apps create romantic chaos on an industrial scale

• Ghosting, breadcrumbing, and emotional confusion are standard features of the New York dating scene

• Owning property in Manhattan means sharing it with mice and a condo board that hates you

• "Let's do lunch" is New York's most polite way of saying goodbye forever

British Humor Meets American Absurdity

Written with dry British humor, sharp cultural satire, and observational comedy, this book explores the cultural differences between Europeans and Americans, the strange rituals of American tipping culture, and the unpredictable chaos of dating in New York City.

From funny expat stories about living in America to NYC dating disasters in a city where:

Rent is irrational

Dating is strategic warfare
This book is a hilarious expat survival guide to New York and inside you will find:
Funny expat stories about living in America

Dating in New York humor

NYC dating disasters and modern dating satire

Life in Manhattan comedy
Funny books about New York City
Observational humor about relationships
Cultural satire about American life
British humor about Americans

Readers who love the humor of Jerome K. Jerome will enjoy this witty exploration of New York dating culture, expat life in America, and the absurd logic of Manhattan life:

• dating in New York

• modern NYC dating culture

• the cultural differences between Europeans and Americans

• the everyday absurdities of New York City

According to Eastern doctors, humor books and laughter can cure almost anything.

So treat this British humor book about dating in New York and life in Manhattan as a small but powerful piece of preventative medicine.