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Ungovernable

The Victorian Parent's Guide to Raising Flawless Children
Length: 6 hrs and 48 mins
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From the author of the "hysterically funny and unsettlingly fascinating"* New York Times best seller Unmentionable, a hilarious illustrated guide to the secrets of Victorian child-rearing [*Jenny Lawson]

Feminist historian Therese Oneill is back, to educate you on what to expect when you're expecting...a Victorian baby! In Ungovernable, Oneill conducts an unforgettable tour through the backward, pseudoscientific, downright bizarre parenting fashions of the Victorians, advising us on:

  • How to be sure you're not too ugly, sickly, or stupid to breed
  • What positions and room decor will help you conceive a son
  • How much beer, wine, cyanide, and heroin to consume while pregnant
  • How to select the best peasant teat for your child
  • Which foods won't turn your children into sexual deviants
  • And so much more

Endlessly surprising, wickedly funny, and filled with juicy historical tidbits and images, Ungovernable provides much-needed perspective on - and comic relief from - the age-old struggle to bring up baby.

PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying PDF will be available in your Audible Library along with the audio.

©2019 Therese Oneill (P)2019 Hachette Audio

Critic Reviews

"It's hard to imagine a woman - or a teenage girl - who won't love this book." (Washington Post)

"Flat-out hysterical (and occasionally alarming)...Read it and be very, very glad you're a woman of modern times." (Good Housekeeping)

"Unmentionable transports us back to the world of middle-class 19th-century women, with special emphasis on the messy details that costume dramas airbrush out.... With a 4-year-old's scatological glee, Oneill details the logistics of old-time peeing, pooping, gestating, menstruating and mating... Oneill has dug up some lovely tidbits from the dustbin of history." (New York Times)

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Unexpected and Hilarious

The conversational style this book uses was rather unexpected, but really pleasant. It also has quite a few hilarious quips that made me snicker loudly at my desk.

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I've been waiting So long for this!!!

I listen to this audiobook all in one sitting! I have been waiting for this sentence I read the book unmentionable! this is definitely one of my absolute favorite audiobooks that I have ever listened to. I highly recommend Therese Oneill and her amazing narrators! if you haven't already check out the proceeding book unmentionable! It's even More enthralling!

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