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Turkey Day: Thanksgiving Stories for Kids, Thanksgiving Jokes, and More!
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Publisher's Summary
Five cute Thanksgiving stories for children
Happy Thanksgiving! Your child will enjoy this cute Thanksgiving audiobook full of fun stories and Thanksgiving jokes for kids. This is an excellent audiobook for early and beginning learners. Learn values and morals from these cute stories. What are you thankful for?
These stories are great for quick bedtime stories and cute tales to be listened to aloud with friends and family!
- Excellent for early and beginning learners
- Great for listening aloud with friends and family
- Thanksgiving stories and adventures about Thanksgiving
- Funny and hilarious Thanksgiving jokes for kids
- Thanksgiving activities included for kids to show gratitude and be thankful
This books is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and listening aloud during the holidays.
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- Length: 5 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 81
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 75
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Story4 out of 5 stars 75
In this hilariously irreverent collection of essays, Jen Mann, nationally best-selling author of People I Want to Punch in the Throat, turns her mordant wit on the holidays. On Mann's naughty list: mothers who go way overboard with their Elf on the Shelf, overzealous carolers who can't take a hint, and people who write their Christmas cards in the third person ("Joyce is enjoying Bunko. Yeah, Joyce, we know you wrote this letter."). And on her nice list...well, she's working on that one.
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1 out of 5 stars
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No.
- By J. Boo on 12-10-20
By: Jen Mann
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Being a Dad Is Weird
- Lessons in Fatherhood from My Family to Yours
- By: Ben Falcone
- Narrated by: Ben Falcone, Melissa McCarthy, Stephen Falcone, and others
- Length: 3 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 88
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 79
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 79
A funny and intimate look at fatherhood from the actor and writer/director of The Boss and Tammy that combines stories about his own larger-than-life dad and how his experiences raising two daughters with his wife, Melissa McCarthy, are shaped by his own childhood. Though he's best known for his appearances in the movie Enough Said, as well as his hilarious role as Air Marshall Jon in Bridesmaids, Ben Falcone isn't a big shot movie star director at home. There, he's just Dad.
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5 out of 5 stars
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fun book!!
- By Abagail Boldt on 11-12-18
By: Ben Falcone
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Diary of a Wimpy Kid
- By: Jeff Kinney
- Narrated by: Ramon De Ocampo
- Length: 1 hr and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,393
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,728
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,733
Sixth grader Greg Heffley doesn't understand his annoying younger brother, obnoxious older one, or well-meaning parents. But he knows enough to record his daily thoughts in a manly journal - not some girly diary. In a unique novel brimming with laugh-out-loud moments, Greg chronicles his first turbulent year of middle school.
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3 out of 5 stars
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You need the cartoons!
- By Catherine on 04-17-08
By: Jeff Kinney
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Meet Me at Emotional Baggage Claim
- By: Lisa Scottoline, Francesca Serritella
- Narrated by: Lisa Scottoline, Francesca Serritella
- Length: 5 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 61
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 56
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Story4 out of 5 stars 54
In Meet Me at the Emotional Baggage Claim, the mother-daughter duo of Lisa Scottoline and Francesca Serritella continue the conversation with more hilarious and honest tales of life inside an ordinary, extraordinary family. These stories will make you laugh, cry, and call your mother, daughter, and all your girlfriends.
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2 out of 5 stars
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I could not get past the first chapter
- By Edna on 02-23-13
By: Lisa Scottoline, and others
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Seriously...I'm Kidding
- By: Ellen DeGeneres
- Narrated by: Ellen DeGeneres
- Length: 3 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 6,951
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 6,114
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Story4 out of 5 stars 6,073
"I've experienced a whole lot the last few years and I have a lot to share. So I hope that you'll take a moment to sit back, relax and enjoy the words I've put together for you in this book. I think you'll find I've left no stone unturned, no door unopened, no window unbroken, no rug unvacuumed, no ivories untickled. What I'm saying is, let us begin, shall we?" (Ellen DeGeneres)
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2 out of 5 stars
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Not so much.
- By Julie on 10-11-11
By: Ellen DeGeneres
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It Ain't So Awful, Falafel
- By: Firoozeh Dumas
- Narrated by: Firoozeh Dumas
- Length: 6 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 210
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 191
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 191
Zomorod (Cindy) Yousefzadeh is the new kid on the block...for the fourth time. California's Newport Beach is her family's latest perch, and she's determined to shuck her brainy loner persona and start afresh with a new Brady Bunch name - Cindy. It's the late 1970s, and fitting in becomes more difficult as Iran makes US headlines with protests, revolution, and finally the taking of American hostages. Even mood rings and puka shell necklaces can't distract Cindy from the anti-Iran sentiments that creep way too close to home.
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5 out of 5 stars
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BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB IRAN
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 04-09-18
By: Firoozeh Dumas
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Dad Is Fat
- By: Jim Gaffigan
- Narrated by: Jim Gaffigan
- Length: 5 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 10,346
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 9,153
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 9,104
In Dad is Fat, stand-up comedian Jim Gaffigan, who’s best known for his legendary riffs on Hot Pockets, bacon, manatees, and McDonald's, expresses all the joys and horrors of life with five young children - everything from cousins ("celebrities for little kids") to toddlers’ communication skills ("they always sound like they have traveled by horseback for hours to deliver important news"), to the eating habits of four-year-olds ("there is no difference between a four-year-old eating a taco and throwing a taco on the floor").
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4 out of 5 stars
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Good for Gaffigan fans - better for expecting dads
- By Sean on 05-17-13
By: Jim Gaffigan
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Life as We Knew It
- A Novel
- By: Susan Beth Pfeffer
- Narrated by: Emily Bauer
- Length: 8 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,157
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 953
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 948
Miranda's disbelief turns to fear in a split second when a meteor knocks the Moon closer to the Earth. How should her family prepare for the future when worldwide tsunamis wipe out the coasts, earthquakes rock the continents, and volcanic ash blocks out the sun?
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3 out of 5 stars
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A very G-rated apocalyptic tale
- By Pennalie on 04-05-16
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To Night Owl from Dogfish
- By: Holly Goldberg Sloan, Meg Wolitzer
- Narrated by: Imani Parks, Cassandra Morris, full cast, and others
- Length: 6 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 76
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 67
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 67
Avery Bloom, who's bookish, intense, and afraid of many things, particularly deep water, lives in New York City. Bett Devlin, who's fearless, outgoing, and loves all animals as well as the ocean, lives in California. What they have in common is that they are both 12 years old and are both being raised by single, gay dads. When their dads fall in love, Bett and Avery are sent, against their will, to the same sleepaway camp. Their dads hope they will find common ground and become friends - and possibly, one day, even sisters.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Charming and funny
- By D. Bailey on 02-17-19
By: Holly Goldberg Sloan, and others
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American Like Me
- By: America Ferrera
- Narrated by: America Ferrera, Bambadjan Bamba, Joy Cho, and others
- Length: 9 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 819
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 728
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Story5 out of 5 stars 725
America Ferrera has always felt wholly American, and yet, her identity is inextricably linked to her parents’ homeland and Honduran culture. Speaking Spanish at home, having Saturday morning salsa-dance parties in the kitchen, and eating tamales alongside apple pie at Christmas never seemed at odds with her American identity. Still, she yearned to see that identity reflected in the larger American narrative. Now, in American Like Me, America invites 31 of her friends, peers, and heroes to share their stories about life between cultures.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Not all chapters were narrated by the corresponding author
- By Katy F. on 03-09-19
By: America Ferrera
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Your Dad Stole My Rake
- And Other Family Dilemmas
- By: Tom Papa
- Narrated by: Tom Papa
- Length: 6 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 465
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 406
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 403
It’s hard being a person, especially in a family, and no one knows that better than stand-up comedian, family man, and Live from Here head writer and performer, Tom Papa. How do you deal with a life filled with a whole host of characters and their bizarre, inescapable behavior? Especially when you’re related to them? Tom Papa is here to help you make sense of it all. Your Dad Stole My Rake is a hilarious and warm audiobook that saws deep into every branch of the family tree and uncovers the most bizarre and surprisingly meaningful aspects of our lives.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Just didn't do it for me
- By Eric Holmquist on 08-05-18
By: Tom Papa
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Standing Strong
- By: Teresa Giudice
- Narrated by: Teresa Giudice
- Length: 5 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 325
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 269
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Story4 out of 5 stars 270
In her second memoir, Teresa chronicles her life since her release from prison and what it's been like to weather difficult times as a single mother. Though she recounts the happy memories she has experienced over the past year, she also touches upon some of the darkest times of her life, including her parents' hospitalizations for severe medical issues in late 2016, which led to the tragic passing of her mother in March of 2017.
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4 out of 5 stars
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She Reminds Me of a Bigger Milania
- By DFW on 10-11-17
By: Teresa Giudice
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I Don't Know What You Know Me From
- Confessions of a Co-Star
- By: Judy Greer
- Narrated by: Judy Greer
- Length: 5 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 886
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 805
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Story4 out of 5 stars 800
You know Judy Greer, right? Wait, what was she in again? The Wedding Planner, 13 Going on 30, 27 Dresses, The Descendants. Yes, you totally recognize her. And, odds are, if you're like most women in America, you feel like she's already your friend. Thankfully, Greer has finally written a book of essays about all the moments, topics, observations, and confessions that you would hope to hear from your best friend.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Yay!!! Another Audible Favorite!
- By Amazon Customer on 04-10-14
By: Judy Greer
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Laughing Without an Accent
- Adventures of an Iranian American, at Home and Abroad
- By: Firoozeh Dumas
- Narrated by: Firoozeh Dumas
- Length: 5 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 297
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 167
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Story4 out of 5 stars 169
In the best-selling memoir Funny in Farsi, Firoozeh Dumas recounted her adventures growing up Iranian American in Southern California. Now she again mines her rich Persian heritage in Laughing Without an Accent, sharing stories both tender and humorous on being a citizen of the world, on her well-meaning family, and on amusing cultural conundrums, all told with insights into the universality of the human condition. (Hint: It may have to do with brushing and flossing daily.)
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1 out of 5 stars
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Sigh
- By Sara on 01-29-14
By: Firoozeh Dumas
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Goodbye for Now
- A Novel
- By: Laurie Frankel
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
- Length: 11 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 95
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 86
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Story4 out of 5 stars 87
Sam Elling works for an internet dating company, but he still can't get a date. So he creates an algorithm that will match you with your soul mate. Sam meets the love of his life, Meredith. When Meredith's grandmother, Livvie, dies suddenly, Sam creates a computer program that will allow Meredith to have one last conversation with her grandmother. Mining from all her correspondence - email, Skype, texts - Sam constructs a computer simulation of Livvie who can respond to email or video chat just as if she were still alive. Meredith loves it, and the couple to wonders if this is something that could help more people through their grief.
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4 out of 5 stars
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A Living Community
- By Daryl on 02-15-17
By: Laurie Frankel