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Toots and Poots in a World Full of Snoots

The Amazing True Story of One Boy's Gas-tly Abilities: Diary of a Kindergarten Grade Farting Ninja
Narrated by: Ian Coo
Length: 16 mins
5 out of 5 stars (13 ratings)

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Warning: This children's book may instigate farts, flatulence, and lots of laughter too. And it's the perfect audiobook to grab the attention of reluctant readers. Listen on to find out more about a boy named "Toots", his adventures into the gas-tly arts, and the lessons he learned "in the end"! 

Your kids will love this kids' fart book - and they might learn something too! And it might even encourage reluctant readers to join in and listen as well! 

Toots and Poots in a World Full of Snoots: The Amazing True Story of One Boy's Gas-tly Abilities is the story of a kindergarten-aged boy, Timothy Oscar O’Toole, AKA Toots, who has a talent for farting - a skill he obviously loves to share with all his friends. This fart story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Who knew farts, poots, tooting, flatulence, and farting could be so much fun!

©2013 Susan G. Charles (P)2015 Ian King

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This Book was a Gas!

This is hands down one of my most favorite children's books now. Who knew that there are so many different names for farts? This book covers then all, from silent and deadly, to crop dusting, and even a SHART!!!! LMAO.....the narrator did an amazing job acting out the characters of the book.

I was given this free review copy in exchange for an unbiased review.

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Children will love this cute book!!

Little kids will be rolling with laughter while listening to this book. Everything a kid would ever want to know about tooting and even a surprise ending. The narrator did a great job animating this material. I was given a free copy of this book at my request and have voluntarily decided to leave this review.

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  • On the Edge of Glory
  • 01-19-19

Funny Toots and Poops!

My two sons are now grown adults. But boys being boys, they could relate to these various poots and names, I’m sure. I’m looking forward to sharing this with them!

This had an unexpected, surprising ending!

Thanks to the author who provided a copy of this audio without requesting any compensation nor reviews.

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Toots

This book is all about tooting. Not quite my cup of tea, but my kids really liked it and were laughing quite a bit. They asked to listen to it again! Can't go wrong with toots and kids.

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I don’t care how old you are. Farts are funny

I have 4 kids 12-20 and a 1.5 yr old grandson. Farts are funny. All my boys find farting hilarious and any toot is always a reason to laugh. I found this story to be wonderfully whimsical with a great narrator. The final fart of the story is a lesson to all rioters out there. The various roots and their names had my boys and myself rolling with laughter. Just goes to show you farts are funny no matter your age. I was voluntarily provided this free review copy audiobook by the author, narrator or publisher

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Very funny short for kids and adults

This was funny in the fact that it is pretty much descriptions and goofy names for different farts. The young boy has an extreme flatulence problem and is basically explaining why he likes to fart, until he doesn’t.

My six year olds son will totally like this. I enjoyed because I am immature and think farts are funny.

The narration was very well done and spoke to the child in me. Great job.

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Some children are just gifted!

This children's story teaches why the need for gaseous restraint is a wisdom best learned at a distance through the observance of others! If you have little stinkers running around, stop right now and sit them down to listen to this cute, well done audio book that is guaranteed to have them snickering, then laughing, then clenching their little sympathetic cheeks as the moral of the story is delivered. He he

The story is well written and the narration very good. This is a great addition to your library when a little light-hearted, yet instructive, entertainment is just the ticket for your little ones as well as yourself.

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An unexpectedly rich and fun vocabulary lesson

Solid comedy gold here. Laughed out loud several times. Wonderfully written and narrated. So much fun. Don’t let the amateurish cover graphic fool you. This is first rate material!

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Press play and walk away

I enjoy listening to kids audiobooks with my kids. This one they loved. I thought I liked immature humor as much as the next person but this book proved me wrong. It proved that I'm simply old. I'm giving it 5 stars on their behalf but I found it intensely annoying. My advice to others is to play this for kids when you aren't around to have to hear it.

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Great children’s book

This book was awesome. Will definitely recommend it to others. The process went very easy and smoothly.

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  • Cassi
  • 11-29-18

Cute and funny

This was a cute fun story about all kinds of possible farts. My kids thought it was hilarious although they might have learned a few new tricks!

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  • Emily
  • 11-15-18

Funny

I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review.

This was not my cup of tea personally, but my nephew loved it. He couldn’t stop laughing.