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You know it, I know it, everyone knows it - fear is your constant companion and lifelong enemy. It strips your days of meaning, it robs you of opportunities, and it undermines your confidence as it imagines a future you wouldn't want to step in. Let's be real about it: It's also a necessary evil that keeps your ass on this side of the grass. So, the question is: How do you manage fear?
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information we already know but put in a gentleway
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5 out of 5 stars
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Cool Collection Of Essays, Nice Reading
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Stick to Drawing Comics, Monkey Brain!
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- Unabridged
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2 out of 5 stars
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Mildly Entertaining
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To know the Sweet Potato Queens is to love them, and if you haven't heard about them yet, you will. Their royal ringleader, Jill Conner Browne, introduces the Queens to the world with this sly, hilarious manifesto about love, life, men, and the importance of being prepared. For more wit and wisdom, don't miss The Sweet Potato Queens' Big-Ass Audiobook and Financial Planner.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Forget the Ya-Ya Sisterhood
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The Tao of Willie
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 159
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 99
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National icon Willie Nelson has evolved over the years from country music outlaw swimming against a whiskey river to a Zen-like figure of wisdom and contentment. In this autobiographical collection of life advice, The Tao of Willie, one of America's truest hearts reveals the spiritual and practical lessons learned from decades of hard knocks and good bounces.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Loved the book...
- By Ryan on 09-30-11
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I Still Want It
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- Length: 1 hr and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 492
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 434
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In I Still Want It, Derrick Jaxn delivers a life-changing collection of poems immersed in raw, passionate, but brave vulnerability. Dark truths of his lustful past, revelations during his ongoing battle with heartbreak, and empowering words of wisdom leave listeners with a renewed faith in a love they may have lost hope in finding.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Get Ready !!!
- By Anonymous User on 05-08-17
Publisher's Summary
Bon Mots? Yes, you know - witticisms, aphorisms, zingers, one-liners. We've been collecting these for decades and eliminated those that are too common, too corny, or just not clever enough.
The goal of this book is to become the repository of the kind of saying that you wish you could remember and have ready for just the right time.
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