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This Is Your Pilot Speaking!

By: Tom Sears,Rob Sears,Miranda Kane,Bruce Winwood
Narrated by: Mitch Benn,Kevin Eldon,Hugh Dennis,Jon Holmes,full cast
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Publisher's Summary

Warning - contains explicit language.

This Is Your Pilot Speaking! brings some of the most original, controversial and downright funny new talents in British comedy writing together with leading comic voices, including Mitch Benn, Kevin Eldon, Hugh Dennis and Jon Holmes.

With plot premises ranging from what happens when an atheist finds himself working for God in the afterlife ('Working for the Big Man') to the trials and tribulations of being a young single girl about town who just happens to be a dominatrix ('Slaving Away'), This Is Your Pilot Speaking! offers plenty of laughs whatever your tastes.

The pilots featured are:

  • 'The Un-Cynical Cannibal', starring Richard Glover, Simon Kane, Daniel Lawrence Taylor, Bobby Mair, and Sophie Henderson. Complete with zombies, walrus pirates, and a talking goldfish called Alfie, this fast-paced gag-fest blends musical hall comedy with surreal nonsense to laugh-out-loud effect.
  • 'Catching Up with the Girls', starring Louise Ford, Margaret Cabourn-Smith, Carrie Quinlan, Grainne Maguire and Andy Goddard. A sharp yet warmhearted comedy about what happens after university, 'Catching Up with the Girls' will appeal to anyone who has ever had an awkward evening with old friends.
  • 'Working for the Big Man', starring Kevin Eldon, Felicity Monagu and Mitch Benn. Committed rationalist and atheist Ralph gets an unwelcome surprise when he dies on his honeymoon. He discovers that God does exist after all, and worse yet God has a job for him.
  • 'Slaving Away', starring Hugh Dennis, Miranda Kane and Jon Holmes. Meet (the other) Miranda. She's a cheerful, happy-go-lucky single girl in London...who just happens to be a professional dominatrix. From the well-appointed dungeon in her flat, Miranda services her clients with flogging and extreme correction and (if she's lucky) gets the odd slave to pay for the honour of doing her vacuuming.
  • 'The Hub', starring Susy Kane, Alex Kirk, Howard Gossington, Anjella Macintosh and Joel Morris. 24 meets Blackadder in this fast-paced, irreverent, madcap comedy set in a world of secrets, shadows and utter stupidity.

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Ugh

This show was a series of pilots, three were hysterically funny, two are just silly predictable woman-jokes. A mixed bag.

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So funny!

I mean really! Nothing was off limits in this hilarious piece. Narrators were all top notch!

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Hilarious 😂

Awesome. Funny and refreshing. But I want MORE of the stories. They end too sooooooon! Smart introduction to some awesome audio books and podcasts :) I will listen to ALL! ❤️

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A good mix of styles.

Overall, really great. If you think you've heard some of these, you haven't heard this version! A few stories are below bizarre!

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Maybe you need to be British?

The majority of the humor was beyond me. Then, I’m not English. I’m from the U..S.

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  • PhatPhantom
  • 10-02-22

Waste of a credit

This just wasn't funny or entertaining. I thought it would be in the vein of John Finnemore's comedy but it was just a couple of hours of un-funny rubbish.

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  • Simon Boon
  • 08-14-22

Not at all funny

This is just dreadful. The first story didn’t raise even a smile. I couldn’t continue after that. Avoid at all costs

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  • Mrx
  • 03-21-22

not worth it

thought it would be good, but honestly not... quite a disappointment, not funny, and the title is misleading...

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  • Slim
  • 04-18-21

Disappointing

Bought this after it came up as a recommendation after listening to Slaving Away. Found it very boring and not even particularly funny, apart from the Slaving Away chapter (which I've already listened to) which was such a shane

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  • Ex pat worker
  • 02-16-23

Very disappointed

Not much to say. Ridiculous plots. Poor scripts.
Clearly the actors were trying to make the best of the rubbish they had to work with .

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  • smurfin
  • 01-30-23

Trite

Don't waste your ears, stereotypical characters and contrived stories. Standard middle of the road fare!

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  • McLeod
  • 06-09-22

Belly Laughs!

The stories and performances were really great! I laughed through the whole thing, just wish there was more or another volume in the works! Will listen to this again for sure.

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  • Steve Belcher
  • 08-15-22

This was very funny, would listen to more!!

I bought this thinking it was some pilot stuff. But it turned out to be some short acting storys. That so far (3/4 way through) have been very very funny.!!! I would buy more of these books. Cant remember if I paid full price??...hope not it is kinda short. But good for short attention spans and a good giggle.