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Publisher's Summary

Random House presents This Audiobook Will Send You to Sleep by Professor K. McCoy and Dr Hardwick, read by Bruce Alexander.

Sleep smarter.

This Audiobook Will Send You to Sleep makes no claims to be fun or interesting. It is an audiobook you can listen to in full confidence that you will find absolutely nothing to stimulate your brain. An audiobook, like no other, that will afford you much sleep and copious amounts of pointless knowledge.

Where else will you hear about the political crisis in Belgium 2007-2011 or study the growth pattern of holly? And from where else can you find, in one place, an overview of railway gauges, a summary of the administrative bureaucracy of the Byzantine Empire and instructions for the creation of a collapsible music stand? 

Prepare to fall fast asleep with the most boring audiobook ever published.

Includes soothing soundscape to help send you to sleep.

©2018 Professor K. McCoy and Dr Hardwick (P)2018 Random House Audiobooks

Critic Reviews

"The indispensable bedside classic." (Leland Carlson, Assistant Vice President of the Dull Men’s Club)

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Yes, this will put you to sleep.

I’ve been having trouble getting to sleep, so I was skeptical about this audiobook.
A quarter of the way through the program, I was fast asleep. That is, I think that’s how far I made it. It was a good sleep!

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  • Bookworm Mum
  • 05-27-18

Unexpectedly effective

I was skeptical about this but also bored of sleep apps not living up to their promises.
This audiobook has been amazing. I’ve never yet had my timer run out before I’ve been asleep, and I can’t imagine imagine to stop using it any time soon.
If you struggle to drop off, then I definitely recommend this audiobook. The content and the narration are wonderful.

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  • Lauren Bateman
  • 09-09-18

Jut what it says on the tin!

Did exactly what it said it would do. I could listen to a chapter a night and it really helped especially when I was soo stressed out from work and was struggling t sleep. The topics discussed were interesting enough but were definitely boring enough to help lull me into sleep. The narrator was the perfect person for this!

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  • Kindle Customer
  • 08-07-18

Perfect

It does exactly what it says on the tin. I rarely make it past 15mins. It is so utterly relaxing+ LOVE it.

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