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Megan Meyer
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Erin Louis
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Think you want to be a stripper? This audiobook was written with you in mind. Having over 20 years’ experience as an exotic dancer, I offer my advice and opinions on the industry. I entered the business at 18 with almost no guidance at all and have somehow managed to make it through with most of my sanity. I hope to shed some light on the industry and help the future generation of ass shakers do the same.
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- Anonymous User
- 12-02-22
Quite frankly…
I believe that every woman, dare I say anyone in general, who is entertaining the idea of going into the adult entertainment industry should read this book. Especially so for those who want to dance live on a stage.
Erin gives an informative yet succinct account of what one could expect working in various clubs. A lot of what she said further confirmed a few of my suspicions (and debunked stigmas associated in kind) about strip club ownership, and she also challenges the reader to walk a mile in her high heels.
Regardless of your views toward someone who dances erotically for the pleasure of men, Erin sheds a light on the humanity in the industry that was always there to begin with.
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- Anonymous User
- 08-04-22
Ok, but some content and editing issues
The writing is fine as is the performance. Erin is blunt and informative. I dropped only three stars because the editing needs a redo (there are a number of places where the story cuts mid word) and because of how the author denigrates fat people and patrons with disabilities.
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