There's Someone Inside Your House -- Librarian A

You heard us right. There's someone inside your house. That someone is you. You haven't left since March. Are you more couch or human? Not even you can be sure anymore.

Oooooor maybe this is about that hit YA novel There's Someone Inside Your House by Stephanie Perkins that Librarian A didn't realize was YA until it was too late. You'll have to listen to find out for sure.