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The Witches of East Malling
- Blue Moon Investigations, Book 5
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Publisher's Summary
Tempest Michaels is back! His office burned down, his love life is a joke, and he is convinced he is getting fat. It's the perfect time for a new case, then.
The client is the son of a man who was killed in freak accident - struck by lightning. That doesn't sound very paranormal until you learn that he was inside his house when it happened and his heart exploded out of his chest.
There are eldritch runes drawn on the victim’s house and his wife, together with several of her friends, has been seen colluding with a mysterious old crone. Is there witchcraft being practiced in the nearby village of East Malling? The client certainly thinks so.
Will he be swift enough to solve the case before anyone else is killed? Will Frank’s witch-sniffer toad sniff out the witch? Will Tempest’s assistant turn up dressed as a boy or a girl?
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- Robert J. Crouse
- 04-01-22
strange self-help dialog in chapters 3 & 4
strange self-help dialog in chapters 3 and 4. At first I thought that it was part of the story but it definitely was not.
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- Linda Litwin
- 10-28-21
one can skip this book
could have done without the 3 chapters of not asked for self help. story line not as good as previous books.
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- Michele
- 05-05-21
Chapter 3 and 4
Overall I love this series. I have the kindle versions and all that are available on audible.
This particular book though lol chapters 3 and 4 Dead Dad and Crossfit, seem to have been replaced with a couple of self help chapters from another book. Tempest does have a tendency to veer in his story telling which is all well and good and these 2 particular chapters are very short don’t seem to be super pertinent to finishing the story but it does completely remove you from the story when you start wondering when it’s going to get back to the story.
If I knew how to contact someone that could fix it I would.
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- Roger Fauble
- 09-25-20
A well-written story from a good author
The Witches of East Malling (Blue Moon Investigations #6), my seventh read/listen from author Steve and my second in this series. Well written & enjoyable. Narrator Charles Robert Fox’s voice added to the listening enjoyment. I'm going to have to go backward & catch up as I'm reading books out of order because it's what I have. I was given an Audible copy of this book & am voluntarily reviewing it. (RIP Marley January 20, 2014 - July 24, 2018).
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- Harry
- 09-10-20
Not my cup of tea.
It's probably a great audio, but not for me. I prefer his Amanda Harper stories and audios.
I was given this audiobook by the author for free and have voluntarily left this review.
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- Brennan
- 07-27-20
These books are great :)
I felt like this one was a smidge darker (though still cozy) than the others so far, but I didn't mind. The mystery was good!
It gets hard to find new things to say (without giving anything away) when book after book is a hit. lol Suffice to say, I'm definitely moving forward!
His Patricia Fisher Cruise series is also excellent.
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- grammatoni
- 06-28-20
The Witches of East Malling
Tempest is back and trying to get a handle on not only his love life but his weight! His ribs are better but he is still working out of his office until he finds the perfect spot for a new office, Now he and his fellow workers and friends are moving into the new space. Then he gets a case where a man was hit by lightning in his own home. Now Tempest is on the move to find the real truth behind the witch who is causing the mayhem. Along the way poor Big Ben is caught up in his own drama as well as Hilary. Amanda may be getting what she has wanted for a while and Patience is along to help the ride get bumpy or even out, with her you never know!!
Charles Robert Fox is a fabulous narrator who gives each character their own quirks and life.
Fantastic audio and story!!
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- Rick
- 03-22-19
Excellent Bool
Very well written & entertaining story. If you think paranormal activities are all humbug - read these books. The dachshunds are a big bonus.
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- Angel Cross
- 02-09-22
Ever heard of divorce???
This story is chock full of twists and turns that will keep you laughing out loud, reacting in shock and turning those pages! All I can say is WOW!
Great narration!
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- locky8
- 07-12-20
Another tricky situation for Tempest and Co...
I never would have believed I liked this genre of books but they're great. I love listening to the adventures that Tempest Michael's has trying to disprove the paranormal.
In this book Tempest is up against witches and this one is looking hard to disprove and may actually cost him his life.
I wasn't sure about the narrator when I listened to the last book but he's actually growing on me. I did turn the narration speed up a bit and it seemed to flow better. But the story is as brilliant as ever. I've read and listened to quite a few of Steve Higgs books and thoroughly enjoyed them. I received a freebie Friday code from the author but the review was my own opinion.
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Are the kids asleep? Yes? Good. This one isn’t for them. Now, if your weary, grown-up mind has been searching for a snarkier alternative to your favorite childhood tales, this Audible Original, hosted by Nick Offerman (Parks & Recreation), will scratch that itch - and then some. Enjoy a hilarious collection of short stories, featuring performances from the likes of Tommy Chong (Cheech & Chong), Tony Hale (Veep), Patton Oswalt (The Goldbergs), and David Spade (Saturday Night Live).
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It's Just...Alright.
- By Chelsea on 06-10-19
By: Dave Hill, and others
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Neanderthal Seeks Human
- A Smart Romance, Knitting in the City, Volume 1
- By: Penny Reid
- Narrated by: Jennifer Grace
- Length: 14 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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After losing her boyfriend, apartment, and job in the same day, Janie Morris can't help wondering what new torment fate has in store. To her utter mortification, Quinn Sullivan- aka Sir McHotpants- witnesses it all then keeps turning up like a pair of shoes you lust after but can't afford. The last thing she expects is for Quinn - the focus of her slightly, albeit harmless, stalkerish tendencies - to make her an offer she can't refuse.
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Fun, funny and very entertaining
- By SIMARA on 11-21-17
By: Penny Reid
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Heads Will Roll
- By: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne
- Narrated by: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne, Tim Gunn, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 6 mins
- Original Recording
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Heads Will Roll is an Audible Original from Saturday Night Live star Kate McKinnon and her cocreator/costar (and real-life sister) Emily Lynne. Produced by Broadway Video, this is not an audiobook - it’s a 10-episode, star-studded audio comedy that features performances from Meryl Streep, Tim Gunn, Peter Dinklage, Queer Eye’s Fab Five, and so many more. Please note: This content is not for kids.
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More like this please
- By Anon893 on 05-03-19
By: Kate McKinnon, and others
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Slaughterhouse-Five
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: James Franco
- Length: 5 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Traumatized by the bombing of Dresden at the time he had been imprisoned, Pilgrim drifts through all events and history, sometimes deeply implicated, sometimes a witness. He is surrounded by Vonnegut's usual large cast of continuing characters (notably here the hack science fiction writer Kilgore Trout and the alien Tralfamadorians, who oversee his life and remind him constantly that there is no causation, no order, no motive to existence).
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Don't Quit Your Daytime Job, James
- By Keith on 11-20-15
By: Kurt Vonnegut
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Two Necromancers, a Bureaucrat, and an Army of Golems
- An Unconventional Heroes Publisher's Pack
- By: L. G. Estrella
- Narrated by: Fred Berman
- Length: 13 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Timothy Walter Bolton - better known as Timmy - has spent most of his life as a necromancer. When he isn't terrorising his enemies, he's plotting inside his castle, which is built on top of lightless chasms filled with nameless horrors and beings of a generally malevolent and megalomaniacal nature. But after one of his latest creations, a zombie hydra-dragon-bear, tries to eat him, he decides that maybe it's time to find a new, less dangerous, career.
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Sound Editing Needed
- By Robert on 05-29-20
By: L. G. Estrella
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Brackish Waters
- By: Matt Boren
- Narrated by: Christina Applegate
- Length: 1 hr and 55 mins
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When Kate wins an item at her children’s elementary school auction - an all-inclusive trip to SeaView at Sandpiper Bay - she thinks it’s just what her family needs after a decade of career disappointments and a marriage on its last legs. She has no reason to believe that said trip is a Fyre Festival-level fraud and, in fact, the catalyst to her unraveling. But it is. Oh, but it is.
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Christina Applegate is everything
- By Julie on 03-21-21
By: Matt Boren
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More Bedtime Stories for Cynics
- By: Kirsten Kearse, Gretchen Enders, Aparna Nancherla, and others
- Narrated by: Nick Offerman, Patrick Stewart, Alia Shawkat, and others
- Length: 3 hrs and 25 mins
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Make sure the kids aren’t around! Just because you’re a grown-up doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy the art of the children’s bedtime story. Nick Offerman presents this collection of 12 short stories written in the style of a classic kids' tale, but with a decidedly dark and adult approach. What really happened after Snow White died, from the perspective of the one medically trained dwarf? A naive wizard professor reports back from the trenches of an underprivileged school of magic. And much more!
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Probably not for everyone
- By Katie on 05-03-19
By: Kirsten Kearse, and others
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Napoleon's Hemorrhoids…And Other Small Events That Changed History
- By: Phil Mason
- Narrated by: LJ Ganser
- Length: 8 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Hilarious, fascinating, and a roller coaster of dizzying, historical what-ifs, Napoleon's Hemorrhoids is a potpourri for serious historians and casual history buffs. In one of Phil Mason's many revelations, you'll learn that Communist jets were two minutes away from opening fire on American planes during the Cuban missile crisis, when they had to turn back as they were running out of fuel. You'll discover that before the Battle of Waterloo, Napoleon's painful hemorrhoids prevented him from mounting his horse to survey the battlefield.
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They just throw the facts too fast
- By Concerned_llama on 12-11-20
By: Phil Mason
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Friends without Benefits
- Knitting in the City, Book 2
- By: Penny Reid
- Narrated by: Devra Woodward
- Length: 15 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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There are three things you need to know about Elizabeth Finney: 1) She suffers from severe sarcastic syndrome, especially when she's unnerved, 2) No one unnerves her like Nico Manganiello, and 3) She knows how to knit.
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Ugh. I just...
- By Bex on 07-03-18
By: Penny Reid
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Please Like Me (But Keep Away)
- Nothing Like I Imagined
- By: Mindy Kaling
- Narrated by: Mindy Kaling
- Length: 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Yes, Mindy Kaling is the genial Hollywood celebrity who posted twelve selfies from a single Oscar party, but that smile took work. In this hilariously honest essay, Mindy reflects on the social anxiety that she traces back to the slices of white cheese her parents served at her ninth birthday party. Little has changed in thirty years--least of all the fear of being judged forever. It’s probably best to just back away.
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20 Minute Story
- By Nicole Wolfe on 06-16-21
By: Mindy Kaling
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If This Book Exists, You're in the Wrong Universe
- A Novel
- By: Jason Pargin, David Wong
- Narrated by: Stephen R. Thorne
- Length: 14 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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If the broken neon signs, shuttered storefronts, and sub-standard housing didn’t tip you off, you’ve just wandered into the city of “Undisclosed”. You don’t want to be caught dead here, because odds are you just might find yourself rising from the grave. That hasn’t stopped tourists from visiting to check out the unusual phenomena that hangs around our town like radioactive fallout. Interdimensional parasites feeding on human hosts, paranormal cults worshipping demonic entities, vengeful teenage sorcerers, we’ve got it all.
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The narrator makes or breakes an audio book.
- By Chris Bell on 10-23-22
By: Jason Pargin, and others
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Dating-ish
- Knitting in the City, Book 6
- By: Penny Reid
- Narrated by: Joy Nash
- Length: 11 hrs and 57 mins
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New standalone from the USA Today best-selling Knitting in the City romantic comedy series.
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Stand alone but should read others first
- By buyonoccassion on 06-27-17
By: Penny Reid