The Warden of the WiFi Woods
Kids’ Stories Book
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The Warden of the WiFi Woods
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Narrated by:
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Alyssa Shelton Curry
Welcome to the Wildwood, where the trees whisper secrets... and the signals are way too strong.
Meet Barnaby "Bar" Willowbrook, the newest and most unlikely Warden of the Wildwood. He's only eleven, and his ancient, magical forest has a very modern problem: a colossal, humming metal tower is polluting the air with an invisible force known as WiFi.
The forest is officially glitching!
The goldenrod flowers are flickering grey, the river is buffering and moving at a snail's pace, and the grumpy Techno-Trolls are so obsessed with signal strength, they've forgotten how to be truly grumpy. Worse yet, Bar discovers the roots of the ancient trees are tangled with glowing, silvery fiber-optic cables, the Router Root-System that is slowly draining the magic from the land.
With the help of Auria, a tiny but fierce Micro-Monarch with wings of shimmering light, Bar must embark on a high-stakes quest:
- Debug the Bluebell Bloom by finding and deleting digital junk.
- Tame the Techno-Trolls using the power of a simple, old-fashioned melody.
- Find the Original Switch to protect the forest's heart before a gang of misguided Cord-Cutters destroys everything.
Can Bar learn to be a Warden in a world where magic and megabytes collide? Or will the Wildwood become just another lost connection?
Join the adventure to save the forest, discover the magic of being truly offline, and find out what happens when nature hits the reset button!
©2025 Ayokunle Mathew Akinbi (P)2025 Ayokunle Mathew Akinbi