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The Unhoneymooners

By: Christina Lauren
Narrated by: Cynthia Farrell, Deacon Lee
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THE INSTANT NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER!

Starred reviews from Kirkus Reviews * Publishers Weekly * Library Journal

Named a “Must-Read” by TODAY, Us Weekly, Bustle, BuzzFeed, Goodreads, Entertainment Weekly, Publishers Weekly, Southern Living, Book Riot, Woman’s Day, The Toronto Star, and more!

For two sworn enemies, anything can happen during the Hawaiian trip of a lifetime—maybe even love—in this romantic comedy from the New York Times bestselling authors of Roomies.

Olive Torres is used to being the unlucky twin: from inexplicable mishaps to a recent layoff, her life seems to be almost comically jinxed. By contrast, her sister Ami is an eternal champion...she even managed to finance her entire wedding by winning a slew of contests. Unfortunately for Olive, the only thing worse than constant bad luck is having to spend the wedding day with the best man (and her nemesis), Ethan Thomas.

Olive braces herself for wedding hell, determined to put on a brave face, but when the entire wedding party gets food poisoning, the only people who aren’t affected are Olive and Ethan. Suddenly there’s a free honeymoon up for grabs, and Olive will be damned if Ethan gets to enjoy paradise solo.

Agreeing to a temporary truce, the pair head for Maui. After all, ten days of bliss is worth having to assume the role of loving newlyweds, right? But the weird thing is...Olive doesn’t mind playing pretend. In fact, the more she pretends to be the luckiest woman alive, the more it feels like she might be.

With Christina Lauren’s “uniquely hilarious and touching voice” (Entertainment Weekly), The Unhoneymooners is a romance for anyone who has ever felt unlucky in love.

©2019 Christina Lauren (P)2019 Simon & Schuster

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The Unhoneymooners

I loved it, everything about this book I loved, I loved the characters the fact that they are twins. The brother, the family the lucky or unlucky storyline.

I felt terrible for Olives sister but it was a great twist and it really got the story off on the right foot. Ethan stole the show for me he really is an awesome character, I was rooting for him right from the get-go.

How it all plays out and the epilogue freaking fantastic, I really enjoyed this book can you tell?

The narration was great I enjoyed it and since most of the book was narrated by Cynthia it was interesting I don’t believe I have listened to any of her books before but I will be looking for her from here on out. Also, Deacon’s performance was grand.

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Entertaining

Humorous and a joy to listen to without a boring spot. I just purchased another book to listen to as well.

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Laughed Out Loud

Found myself literally cringing and laughing out loud. This book had a Forgetting Sarah Marshall mixed with The Proposal vibe. Hilarious and heartfelt. Wish it had a bit more detail on the spicy scenes instead of skipping to the next morning. But overall found myself smiling and loving this story.

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Funny and compelling

This story is both funny, and compelling. I didn’t want it to end. Would definitely recommend it

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Loved it!

Really good story. Loved Olive.
Good performance.
Worth the time spent listening.
Definitely recommend it

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Great Beach Read!!!

Loved!!! Loved!!! Loved this book. Characters fun and I didn’t want this book to end.

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Eh

I got this book and started it a couple times before I actually "got into it". I do not write many reviews but after just finishing it and trying to decide on my next book I am feeling a bit short changed. Where I can see how the narrator would do a good job for a different type of read I just don't know that this was a good fit. I felt she read the book not preformed it. Sometime I felt as if I was listening to a first grader learning to read.. sorry.

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Cute

Cute, fun story. Gets a bit serious in the last third of the book, but overall a good read/listen!

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Cute story and funny witty bantering.

Only reason why I didn't gi e 5 stars on performance was Ethan's voice. He sounded a little like a stoner. Sorry.

That being said I loved the general narration and the performance of heroine's voice.

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great read

this was a great story that made you laugh out loud as you are reading it

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