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The Turtle-a Parody
- Narrated by: Adam Hyde
- Length: 2 hrs and 33 mins
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The Turtle-a Parody
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Publisher's summary
Tuttle T. Turtle, or “Tut” for short, was just minding his business in his West Texas town when a traveling armadillo enlisted him (without his knowledge) on a quest. A quest to help a dozen or so basset hounds recover their ancient mountain homeland from a fierce, feral pig known as Haug.
Across plains they travel, encountering not-quite-magical-or-wise felines, threatening mudcats, a tennis-obsessed bear, helpful puffins, at least one brave beaver, and the fiercely dreaded scourge of the west: chupacabralopes.
Will Tut have the courage to use his unique skills to aid this valiant endeavor, or will he wilt in the hot Texas sun? Find out in this lovingly-wrought parody/tribute to one of the greatest stories ever written down in the English language. (And enjoy the easy listenability of this book being written and narrated in real English. You know, like we talk in Texas, not that stuffy stuff from across the pond.)
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- Anonymous User
- 05-13-21
Lighthearted fun for all
Great audiobook for everyone! Full of fun, adventurous critters for kids and amusing social commentary to entertain adults. Easy listen. Finished in one sitting.
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- Dawn
- 05-10-21
narrator made the book
Story definitely had funny parts . For me the narrator made the book very enjoyable to listen to. His voices fit the characters perfectly!
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