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The Top 10 Ways to Ruin the First Day of School

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The Top 10 Ways to Ruin the First Day of School

By: Ken Derby
Narrated by: Dustin Ebaugh
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Anthony Madison, a.k.a. Tony Baloney, can't get enough of the Late Show with David Letterman. He loves the Late Show and will stop at nothing to get himself on the program. But to get from Kansas City to New York City, he'll have to pull out all the stops. With his own brand of Top Ten lists, and stunts that range from photocopying his hinder to taking to the field in a bear suit at a professional football game, Tony takes the NFL, MTV, New York City, the Hells Angels, his teacher, friends, family, and listeners on an uproarious ride to remember.

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This is a fun-filled, bigger-than-life story of how fifth-grader Anthony Madison gets himself invited to be a guest on the Late Show with David Letterman. Dustin Ebaugh does a masterful job of telling the story with plenty of energy and humor and a variety of voices. Well worth a listen!

A rollicking adventure!

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This story is amazing it is so funny😂😂🤣 it’s perfect for any child at any age (in my opinion) I really love ❤️ this story it’s amazing (I recommend this story for any child that is silly and plays around).My child got sucked into this story. sometimes he actually wanted to read it

I would give this Tory way more stars if I could🤩🤩

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I love tb, Anna, mo, and Mr, d. I love the voices that the narrator does! No complaints for me.

So funny

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