When HBD's sister, Harriet, debuts her first novel, she invites HBD and Tiffany to the release party. At the party, they find themselves caught up in a mystery.

Title Reference: It's both a reference to the 1984 film of the same name and the jewelers' jargon "romancing the stone." It refers to a step in preparing a gem for use in jewelry.

Trigger Warning: The Soft-Boiled Detective contains content that may be alarming or upsetting to some listeners. There are depictions of violence and murder, frank portrayals of sexuality, discussions of abuse and mental illness, and adult language. Episodes may contain sudden gunshot sounds. Whenever you're feeling ready and able, we hope you'll join us.

Written, Directed, and Produced by Kat Walker Shea

Music Composed by Mike Formanski

Sound Design by Silentbyte Studio

Cast

HBD: BK Dawson

Tiffany Coffindaffer: Kat Walker Shea

Harriet Demetrius: SarahJeen François

Marz Starbird: Casper Oliver

Richard Li: Jeremy Griffith

Jerry Wilson: Casper Oliver

Caifei Xie: Rachanee Lumayno

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Tiffany and Megan say goodbye to their father in their own unique way.

Title Reference: Hey, That's No Way to Say Goodbye is a song by Leonard Cohen.

Trigger Warning: The Soft-Boiled Detective contains content that may be alarming or upsetting to some listeners. There are depictions of violence and murder, frank portrayals of sexuality, discussions of abuse and mental illness, and adult language. Episodes may contain sudden gunshot sounds.

In this episode are discussions of domestic abuse and violence against romantic partners. There’s also a character that explores police corruption and abuse.

Whenever you're feeling ready and able, we hope you'll join us.

Written, Directed, and Produced by Kat Walker Shea

Music Composed by Mike Formanski

Sound Design by Silentbyte Studio

Cast

HBD: BK Dawson

Tiffany Coffindaffer: Kat Walker Shea

Megan Coffindaffer: Marnie Warner

Magnolia Veil: Vyn Vox

Funeral Director: Socks Whitmore

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While investigating Caridad's murder, Tiffany must confront someone from her past.

Title Reference: It's a nod to the song Pardon Me (I’ve Got Someone to Kill) by Johnny Paycheck.

Trigger Warning: The Soft-Boiled Detective contains content that may be alarming or upsetting to some listeners. There are depictions of violence and murder, frank portrayals of sexuality, discussions of abuse and mental illness, and adult language. Episodes may contain sudden gunshot sounds.

In this episode, there discussion of domestic abuse and violence against romantic partners. There is also a character that explores police corruption and abuse.

Whenever you're feeling ready and able, we hope you'll join us.

Written, Directed, and Produced by Kat Walker Shea

Music Composed by Mike Formanski

Sound Design by Silentbyte Studio

Cast

HBD: BK Dawson

Tiffany Coffindaffer: Kat Walker Shea

Hans Schmidt: BK Dawson

Luís Tamayo Vásquez: Jorge Luis Figueroa

Chad Coffindaffer: Cory Koehler

Megan Coffindaffer: Marnie Warner

Benito Diaz: Samuel Fuentes

Gilberto Diaz: Isaias Miranda

Joana Oliveira: Fernanda Haiabe

Police Officer: Casper Oliver

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