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The Rules

By: The Velominati, Greg LeMond - foreward
Narrated by: Sean Runnette
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Publisher's summary

The Velominati embrace cycling as a way of life, as obsessed with style, heritage, authenticity, and wisdom as with performance. This is their bible.

The Rules is an essential part of every cyclist’s kit - whether you’re riding to work or training to be the next Bradley Wiggins or Victoria Pendleton. Winning awards and gaining millions of viewers, Velominati.com has become an online cycling mecca. In 92 canonical rules, these masters of the peloton share tips on gear, tell stories from cycling’s legendary hardmen, and enforce the etiquette of the road - with a healthy, often sinister sense of humor. Practical and motivating (Rule #12: the correct number of bikes to own is N + 1, where N is the number of bikes currently owned), unflinching and authoritative (Rule #9: If you’re out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.), The Rules will help listeners find their cycling passion, whether it’s in high alpine passes or tight velodrome races, in the garage before the ride or in the bar afterward. Vive la Vie Velominatus.

©2014, 2013 Velominati. Foreword by Greg LeMond (P)2014 Audible, Inc.

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Brilliant!

Very very funny and expertly read. As with all great humor, there is much truth in this volume. You'll be either laughing or being humbled as this book is poking its finger into the chest of your particular insecurities.

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If you're a cyclist get this.

Filled with funny and entertaining rules for cyclists. Best read story as well of any audio book I've listened to. Some parts had me laughing out loud.

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surprisingly funny and awesome!

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If you ride a bike, get this.

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If you ride a bike, you should listen to this. Narrator is perfect. If you find that you don't like this, or worse yet, you don't get it. Sell your bike and go play tennis.

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  • 03-05-17

Read Perfectly

The performance was spot on! His rhythm and tone captured it as if a friend were saying it on a ride. I laughed out loud and am ordering a hard copy right away!! Enjoyed it thoroughly.

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A Great read for any cyclist.

A fantastic read for any avid cyclist. Funny, witty, historical, educational and motivational. And very well narrated.

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Brilliantly funny! Cyclists will understand.

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Absolutely hilarious. Straight faced delivery is great. Fine details of the art form abound.

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The details...the subtle and infinite details brought to life.

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Hilarious.

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Listen to this if you are a cyclist and you will not only learn, but laugh what ass you have off.

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A Work of Art

Hysterical - a snoberific masterpiece who's hilarity is magnified by the one and only Sean Runnette. A must-have for any cyclist, unless your initials are LA.

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All true and written and narrated in the best of English. A must read for both those who believe they know what cycling is about and those who want to know more about it!

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  • 02-06-15

Hilarious

This book was hilarious and insightful on the unspoken rules of etiquette and looking good. If you cycle then you should learn these rules.

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