Episodios

  • Take Five, Take 6.1: Half-Blood Prince, 00:00-05:00

    Take Five, Take 6.1: Half-Blood Prince, 00:00-05:00
    Apr 13 2026
    Alice, Martha, and special guest Shut Up Tim are BACK, baby! They've been reckless in their time off, and so has Harry. This episode is sure to be very pretty, so take our arm and we'll be off!

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    1 h y 28 m
  • One Page at at Time: Book 3, Page 37

    One Page at at Time: Book 3, Page 37
    Apr 6 2026
    Alice and Martha are back to the third book, and someone's prediction has come true! Stanley (??) makes his first OPAAT appearance as "Neville", who outta read the papers more, finds out that Sirius isn't just a Muggle convict.

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    49 m
  • One Page at at Time: Book 5, Page 291

    One Page at at Time: Book 5, Page 291
    Mar 30 2026
    Malfoy is back to his old tricks of taunting the Gryffindor Quidditch team on this page which sets Ron's tragic Keeper arc into motion. Angelina manages to keep her cool, Harry shows off his athletic prowess, and Pansy takes lessons from Bellatrix. Alice and Martha recap the 291st page of Order of the Phoenix in this week's One Page at a Time!

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    1 h y 4 m
  • One Page at at Time: Book 6, Page 261

    One Page at at Time: Book 6, Page 261
    Mar 23 2026
    In a rare twist, the pensieve is about to enter a world which is entirely our own, as Caractacus Burke recounts his memory of scamming poor Merope and (possibly) doing more than anyone else to set Voldemort for misery. Alice and Martha recap the 261st page of Half-Blood Prince in this week's One Page at a Time!

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    56 m
  • One Page at at Time: Book 5, Page 764

    One Page at at Time: Book 5, Page 764
    Mar 15 2026
    It's thestral time, baby! Harry, Neville, and Luna show off their thestral expertise while Ron, Hermione, and Ginny stand open-mouthed and staring in confusion. How are they meant to get on these things?? Plus, a OPAAT first, as this page is half GP art!

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    54 m
  • One Page at a Time: Book 5, Page 444

    One Page at a Time: Book 5, Page 444
    Mar 9 2026
    It's time for Hagrid's first Care of Magical Creatures lesson for the year! Aided by his disheveled appearance, the ominous Forbidden Forest, and his shrieking cry, Hagrid's classroom management skills have never been better. Alice and Martha also announce this year's real weird March Madness bracket.

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    57 m
  • One Page at a Time: Book 7, Page 353

    One Page at a Time: Book 7, Page 353
    Mar 2 2026
    Alice and Martha head back to the seventh book, where Harry and Hermione are about to find out the truth (?) about Dumbledore's friendships with both Grindelwald and "Dogbreath" Doge. Plus, find out if Chuck Knives prevailed and how Zach W. has been confirming his listenership!

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    1 h y 3 m
  • One Page at a Time: Book 6, Page 328

    One Page at a Time: Book 6, Page 328
    Feb 23 2026
    Alice and Martha discuss page 328 of book 6 for the second time in a week! It's almost Christmas and Harry and Ron have a lot to discuss after Slughorn's party. Fred and George may be off to the muggle village, but Harry and Ron are the ones learning valuable lessons about hard work and perseverance.

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    59 m