The Perfect Ten with Phill Jupitus and Phil Wilding, Volume 3
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great story; narrator terrible
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5 out of 5 stars
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At last - The Definitive Recording!
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Publisher's Summary
A random assortment of pointed musings plucked from a rather fetching hat - by messers Jupitus and Wilding.
Audiobook 3
Introduction
Episode 1 - Antlers, Woolworths, Velvet Mouth and Sticks of Celery
Episode 2 - Stephen Hawking, Baboon Sex and Roy Keane's Beard
Episode 3 - Cottaging, Stilettos, Kleptomania - Put Them All In Your Bucket List
Episode 4 - The Festive 12 with Collins & Herring - Pink Eye, A Can of Warm Lager and Santa Got Back.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
- Mark
- 04-27-09
Perfect!
A worthy rival to Ricky Gervais in the comedy audiobook stakes - this is great stuff. Whilst the perfect 12 is perhaps the weakest of the 4 included in this set - maybe suffering from having too many competing voices, this collection is worth it for the 'baboon sex' discussion alone which even now makes me laugh just thinking about it. Perfect!