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The Optimist
- Narrated by: Gary Alexander, Sharyon Culberson, Joe Dempsey, Linda Gillum, Dillon Kelleher, Patrick Zielinski, full cast
- Length: 1 hr and 11 mins
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This satirical view of college professors features a philosophy professor who believes logic will solve all problems from bringing justice to everyone to personal relationships. His problems include convincing his colleagues to unionize and dealing with a history professor who believes he is the 21st-century version of Henry VIII and an English Lit professor who believes she can become Ann Boleyn.
The full list of contributors includes Casey Nielsen - guitar and Tim Mulvenna - percussion
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