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This book contains everything you need to know to be a man. Everything. It will prepare you for every situation you can imagine, from the office to the bedroom. It will improve your life no matter what you're doing...whether you're in a bar, in a fight, in a wedding, in an argument, at a game, at work, or in a stranger's bed.
It's time to be a man. Listen to this book.
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Andrew Ranulf Blankenship is a handsome, stylish nonconformist with wry wit, a classic Mustang, and a massive library. He is also a recovering alcoholic and a practicing warlock, able to speak with the dead through film. His house is a maze of sorcerous booby traps and escape tunnels, as yours might be if you were sitting on a treasury of Russian magic stolen from the Soviet Union thirty years ago.
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Finally - Magic / Fantasy Novel for adults.
- By David on 04-23-14
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Haunted
- By: Chuck Palahniuk
- Narrated by: Scott Brick, Marc Cashman, Erik Davies, and others
- Length: 13 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Haunted by Chuck Palahniuk is a novel made up of stories: 23 of them, to be precise. Twenty-three of the most horrifying, hilarious, mind-blowing, stomach-churning tales you'll ever encounter, sometimes all at once. They are told by people who have answered an ad headlined "Writers' Retreat: Abandon Your Life for Three Months", and who are led to believe that here they will leave behind all the distractions of "real life" that are keeping them from creating the masterpiece that is in them.
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True Horror -- Not for the faint of heart, stomach
- By Dominique on 05-24-05
By: Chuck Palahniuk
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Ali in Wonderland
- And Other Tall Tales
- By: Ali Wentworth
- Narrated by: Ali Wentworth
- Length: 5 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Growing up in a family of political journalists - and daughter of President Reagan’s White House social secretary - Ali Wentworth rebelled against her blue-blood upbringing, embracing Hollywood, motorcycles, even a few wildly inappropriate marriage proposals. Today she is an acclaimed comedic actress and writer, former Oprah regular, wife of political and media star George Stephanopoulos, and a mother who lets her two girls eat cotton candy before bed. Though she’s settled down, her rebellious nature thrives in her comedy and her view of her crazy world.
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Suprised that I liked it
- By colleen on 05-20-12
By: Ali Wentworth
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Meaty
- Essays
- By: Samantha Irby
- Narrated by: Samantha Irby
- Length: 7 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Smart, edgy, hilarious, and unabashedly raunchy New York Times best-selling author Samantha Irby explodes in her uproarious first collection of essays. Irby laughs her way through tragicomic mishaps, neuroses, and taboos as she struggles through adulthood: chin hairs, depression, bad sex, failed relationships, masturbation, taco feasts, inflammatory bowel disease, and more. Updated with her favorite Instagramable, couch-friendly recipes, this much-beloved romp is treat for anyone in dire need of Irby's infamous, scathing wit, and poignant candor.
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Same As Her Other Book
- By Leigh Deja on 10-16-18
By: Samantha Irby
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You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning
- By: Celia Rivenbark
- Narrated by: Celia Rivenbark
- Length: 3 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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From the author of the best-selling classics We're Just Like You, Only Prettier and Bless Your Heart, Tramp comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose. You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Morning is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.
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Can I have a translated version?
- By David on 10-30-11
By: Celia Rivenbark
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The One Inside
- By: Sam Shepard, Patti Smith - foreword
- Narrated by: Bill Pullman, Patti Smith - foreword
- Length: 4 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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The first work of long fiction from the Pulitzer Prize-winning playwright - a tour de force of memory, mystery, death, and life.This searing, extraordinarily evocative narrative opens with a man in his house at dawn, surrounded by aspens, coyotes cackling in the distance as he quietly navigates the distance between present and past. The rhythms of theater, the language of poetry, and a flinty humor combine in this stunning meditation on the nature of experience, at once celebratory, surreal, poignant, and unforgettable.
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SHEPARD GETS INSIDE
- By bon vivant on 09-25-17
By: Sam Shepard, and others
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Cherry
- By: Mary Karr
- Narrated by: Mary Karr
- Length: 5 hrs and 47 mins
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From Mary Karr comes the gorgeously written, often hilarious story of her tumultuous teens and sexual coming-of-age.
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Mary Karr's voice makes the story come alive
- By Michael on 11-19-03
By: Mary Karr
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Give Us a Kiss
- A Novel
- By: Daniel Woodrell
- Narrated by: Brian Troxell
- Length: 5 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Doyle Redmond, 35-year-old nowhere writer, has crossed the line between imagination and real live trouble. On the lam in his soon-to-be ex-wife's Volvo, he's running a family errand back in his boyhood home of West Table, Missouri - the heart of the red-dirt Ozarks. The law wants his big brother, Smoke, on a felony warrant, and Doyle's supposed to talk him into giving up. But Smoke is making other plans: he is about to harvest a profitable patch of homegrown marijuana.
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I love the characters he creates.
- By Chris on 04-17-17
By: Daniel Woodrell
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Sometimes I Feel Like a Nut
- Essays and Observations
- By: Jill Kargman
- Narrated by: Jill Kargman
- Length: 2 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Jill Kargman is a mother, wife, and writer living the life in New York City... a life that includes camping out in a one-bedroom apartment with some unfortunate (and furry) roommates, battling the Momzillas of Manhattan, and coming to terms with her desire for gay men. In this entertaining collection of observations, Kargman offers her unique, wickedly funny perspective as she zips around Manhattan with three kids in tow.
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Good.
- By Ewenanne on 01-13-17
By: Jill Kargman
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Happy Endings
- The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch
- By: Jim Norton
- Narrated by: Jim Norton
- Length: 5 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Comedian Jim Norton is dirty...really dirty...the kind of dirty that makes The Aristocrats look like a knock-knock joke. Fortunately for him, his kind of dirty humor has earned him the distinction of being third microphone on the immensely popular Opie & Anthony syndicated radio show. In Happy Endings, Jim brings his raw, hilarious, and offensively honest comedy to Audible® listeners.
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Happy Endings
- By Patrick on 07-10-07
By: Jim Norton