• The Mall Fish Machines

  • By: Dan Lewis
  • Narrated by: Mark Schectman
  • Length: 3 mins
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The Mall Fish Machines

By: Dan Lewis
Narrated by: Mark Schectman
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Meet the Beverly Hills Caviar Automated Boutique: a super fancy mall vending machine that sells caviar, escargot and truffles. Explore the fishy facts on this episode of Now I Know. In the market for a high-end, expensive meal? Here are two rules of thumb: One, don’t even bother looking at vending machines. A Snickers bar or bag of Pirate’s Booty may seem like a grand idea, but – even with the 20 ounce drink of your choosing – it isn’t going to make for a good date night experience. And two, don’t go to the mall. You’ll find places like Sbarro, Cinnabon, and Panda Express there, all of which have their, say, charms, but none of which are high cuisine.

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