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The Long Utopia
- The Long Earth, Book 4
- Narrated by: Michael Fenton Stevens
- Length: 12 hrs and 5 mins
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It's 2045-2059. After the cataclysmic upheavals of Step Day and the Yellowstone eruption, humanity is spreading farther into the Long Earth, and society, on a battered Datum Earth and beyond, continues to evolve.
Now an elderly and cantankerous AI, Lobsang, lives in disguise with Agnes in an exotic, far-distant world. He’s convinced they’re leading a normal life in New Springfield - they even adopt a child - but it seems they have been guided there for a reason. As rumours of strange sightings and hauntings proliferate, it becomes clear that something is very awry with this particular world.
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- Simon
- 12-01-15
Great Series of four stories
Would you consider the audio edition of The Long Utopia to be better than the print version?
I am a big fan of audio book as I am dyslexic and so I find it hard to hold the story in my head in a paper book. This is a great book/series and well worth the listen.
What did you like best about this story?
I love the bazar nature of stepping and that it would offer a host of future opportunity
Which scene did you most enjoy?
All of it.
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
You could listen in one sitting but it would be an all day listen.
6 people found this helpful
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- S
- 07-20-15
The end of something wonderful
Would you listen to The Long Utopia again? Why?
Yes - it is comletely immersive and absorbing and I will be listening to all 4 of them again and no doubt again. An original concept beautifully told.
What was one of the most memorable moments of The Long Utopia?
Without giving too much away I would say the unearthing of Joshua's family history. It was a wonderfully conceived story which, if I am not mistaken, could open up a whole new storyline.
Which scene did you most enjoy?
Has to be Lindsey keeping a load of bandits bottled up in an isolated shack chatting with Joshua inbetween the taking the occasional potshot. The interaction between these two is beautiful.
Did you have an emotional reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
Both laugh and cry - and in order to avoid spoilers I am not going to say where in the book.
Any additional comments?
So long Sir Terry and thank you for the laughter and tears ... but especially the laughter. You brought alot of pleasure in mine and my families life.
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- MR
- 08-04-15
A good book at the end of the series
Probably the 2nd best book of the series after the 1st one.
Managing to give endings to many of the characters as well as using a inventive and original story.
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- L
- 07-19-15
Fantastic!
Great characters, great concept great story. I hope Terry left some notes so that this could be continued.
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- Kindle Customer
- 09-11-15
Good close
At first I thought it would be a step to far as a series, it has left it open for more but I think this should be the last
3 people found this helpful
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- Charlotte
- 07-28-15
the fat lady has sung
It's a shame it had to end but this is a good conclusion to the series
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- Amazon Customer
- 07-26-15
Looks like the series isn't over yet.
Enjoyed the book and whilst it was not too surprising I do want to see where the story goes next.
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- Denzil
- 07-25-15
Excellent addition to the series
Where does The Long Utopia rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?
This is one of my favorite TP sci-fi book series.
What did you like best about this story?
This book continues the series and lobsang starts to address the fact he might be mad. It also brings aliens into the story.
What about Michael Fenton Stevens’s performance did you like?
The narration is great and empathetic to the characters.
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
Yes
Any additional comments?
This is a great addition to the story, but it does leave you a bit cut-short. This was written with another book planned, hopefully Stephen Baxter has enough of TPs notes to be able to make a the last book in line with the previous few.
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- Ruairi Smyth
- 07-20-15
Weakest so far
Is there anything you would change about this book?
It failed where the previous books succeded in drawing you into the story. Some of the arcs were compelling whereas the main only started to get really interesting towards the end
What was your reaction to the ending? (No spoilers please!)
the main arc was interesting however there was not as much suspense as I would have hoped.
Which character – as performed by Michael Fenton Stevens – was your favourite?
Sister Agnes
Do you think The Long Utopia needs a follow-up book? Why or why not?
Yes, I think there are some loose ends that would be deserving of being tied up
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- scooter girl
- 07-20-15
utopia not live as we know it
Would you listen to The Long Utopia again? Why?
yes like the story can see the appeal of just stepping away from the life you had to just travel not needing todays documentation
What was one of the most memorable moments of The Long Utopia?
first contact and the realization that world was being spun out of existence
What does Michael Fenton Stevens bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you had only read the book?
the rich voice I can listen to time and again
Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?
the new life for ben
Any additional comments?
this again is terry pratchett at his best what more is there to say
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- Anonymous User
- 09-25-19
100% invested in plot, characters
Story was stellar, I found myself 100% invested in the cast of characters (both the well loved ones from previous books and the new assortment that are drawn up into the plot)
Narration was truly outstanding, great pace and tone. What really needs to be commended is the VAST array of accents on display. Thinking back, that must really take some talent to do so well
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- JingJing Zhou
- 12-13-17
great novel!!!!!!
i love this book more than previous books. i cant wait to listen to next book.
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Somewhere on the frontier between thought and reality exists the Discworld, a parallel time and place that might sound and smell very much like our own, but which looks completely different. Particularly as it’s carried though space on the back of a giant turtle (sex unknown). It plays by different rules. But then, some things are the same everywhere. The Disc’s very existence is about to be threatened by a strange new blight: the world’s first tourist, upon whose survival rests the peace and prosperity of the land.
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TERRIBLE Narration!
- By Kayla I on 07-08-22
By: Terry Pratchett
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Good Omens
- A Full Cast Production
- By: Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett
- Narrated by: Rebecca Front, Michael Sheen, David Tennant, and others
- Length: 12 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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According to The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch (the world's only completely accurate book of prophecies, written in 1655, before she exploded), the world will end on a Saturday. Next Saturday, in fact. Just before dinner. So the armies of Good and Evil are amassing, Atlantis is rising, frogs are falling, tempers are flaring. Everything appears to be going according to Divine Plan.
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Brilliant and epic
- By Victor @ theAudiobookBlog dot com on 11-02-21
By: Neil Gaiman, and others
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Pyramids
- Discworld, Book 7
- By: Terry Pratchett
- Narrated by: Alfred Enoch, Bill Nighy, Peter Serafinowicz
- Length: 9 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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'Look after the dead,' said the priests, 'and the dead will look after you.' Wise words in all probability, but a tall order when, like Teppic, you have just become the pharaoh of a small and penniless country rather earlier than expected, and your treasury is unlikely to stretch to the building of a monumental pyramid to honour your dead father. He'd had the best education money could buy of course, but unfortunately the syllabus at the Assassin's Guild in Ankh-Morpork did not cover running a kingdom and basic financial acumen....
By: Terry Pratchett
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Good Omens
- By: Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett
- Narrated by: Martin Jarvis
- Length: 12 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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The world will end on Saturday. Next Saturday. Just before dinner, according to The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch, the world's only completely accurate book of prophecies, written in 1655. The armies of Good and Evil are amassing and everything appears to be going according to Divine Plan. Except that a somewhat fussy angel and a fast-living demon are not actually looking forward to the coming Rapture. And someone seems to have misplaced the Antichrist.
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At long last!!
- By Mike From Mesa on 11-21-09
By: Neil Gaiman, and others
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Mort
- Discworld, Book 4
- By: Terry Pratchett
- Narrated by: Sian Clifford, Peter Serafinowicz, Bill Nighy
- Length: 7 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Death comes to us all. When he came to Mort, he offered him a job. Death is the Grim Reaper of the Discworld, a black-robed skeleton with a scythe who ushers souls into the next world. He is also fond of cats and endlessly baffled by humanity. Soon Death is yearning to experience what humanity really has to offer, but to do that, he'll need to hire some help. It's an offer Mort can't refuse. As Death's apprentice he'll have free board, use of the company horse—and being dead isn't compulsory. It's a dream job—until Mort falls in love with Death's daughter, Ysabell.
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Top tier Terry Pratchett. Really good audio
- By FunCasualBuyer on 03-07-23
By: Terry Pratchett
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Guards! Guards!
- Discworld, Book 8
- By: Terry Pratchett
- Narrated by: Nigel Planer
- Length: 10 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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If you find yourself ruminating on questions like "Where have all the dragons gone?" then this is the story for you. Explore the crazy, creepy land called Discworld, where you'll discover that the dragons aren't asleep or dead - they're dormant, packed in like huge, scaly sardines. Join in the search for the key to their closed-in, comatose world in this eighth fantastical Discworld novel.
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A continuous joy
- By Jacobus on 12-28-09
By: Terry Pratchett
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Raising Steam
- A Discworld Novel
- By: Terry Pratchett
- Narrated by: Stephen Briggs
- Length: 12 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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The new Discworld novel, the 40th in the series, sees the Disc's first train come steaming into town. Change is afoot in Ankh-Morpork. Discworld's first steam engine has arrived, and once again Moist von Lipwig finds himself with a new and challenging job.
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So much more than funny
- By David on 04-15-14
By: Terry Pratchett
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The Light Fantastic
- Discworld, Book 2
- By: Terry Pratchett
- Narrated by: Colin Morgan, Peter Serafinowicz, Bill Nighy
- Length: 7 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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The Discworld is in danger, heading towards a seemingly inevitable collision with a malevolent red star, its magic fading. It needs a hero, and fast. What it doesn't need is Rincewind, an inept and cowardly wizard who is still recovering from the trauma of falling off the edge of the world. Or Twoflower, the well-meaning tourist whose luggage has a mind (and legs) of its own.
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What's missing?
- By Tommy Engel on 07-29-22
By: Terry Pratchett
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Going Postal
- By: Terry Pratchett
- Narrated by: Stephen Briggs
- Length: 11 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Arch-swindler Moist von Lipwig never believed his crimes were hanging offenses, until he found himself with a noose around his neck, dropping through a trap door, and falling into...a government job? Getting the moribund Postal Service up and running again, however, may be an impossible task. Worse, the new Postmaster could swear the mail is talking to him.
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New readers start here....Buy this book!
- By Tim on 08-07-09
By: Terry Pratchett
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The Shepherd's Crown
- By: Terry Pratchett
- Narrated by: Stephen Briggs
- Length: 7 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Terry Pratchett's final Discworld novel, and the fifth to feature the witch Tiffany Aching.
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Magrat still has her armor...
- By Barbara Kindle Customer on 09-02-15
By: Terry Pratchett
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Equal Rites
- Discworld, Book 3
- By: Terry Pratchett
- Narrated by: Indira Varma, Peter Serafinowicz, Bill Nighy
- Length: 7 hrs and 27 mins
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Everybody knows there's no such thing as a female wizard. So when the wizard Drum Billet accidentally passes on his staff of power to an eighth daughter of an eighth son, a girl called Eskarina (Esk, for short), the misogynistic world of wizardry wants nothing to do with her.
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Disappionted NO choice but the new version.
- By Anonymous User on 06-16-22
By: Terry Pratchett
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Men at Arms
- Discworld, Book 15
- By: Terry Pratchett
- Narrated by: Nigel Planer
- Length: 9 hrs and 44 mins
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The town of Ankh-Morpork is in big trouble and the City Watch is desperate for a few good men to protect it. But all they've got are the dwarves Corporal Carrot and Lance-constable Cuddy, the troll Lance-constable Detritus, Lance-constable Angua, who is believed to be a woman and, worst of all, Corporal Nobbs, who has been disqualified from the human race for shoving! These underdogs need all the help they can get, for they've been given only 24 hours to clean up the war-torn town.
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Great Story - Terrible Production!
- By Amazon Customer on 12-11-12
By: Terry Pratchett
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Wyrd Sisters
- Discworld, Book 6
- By: Terry Pratchett
- Narrated by: Indira Varma, Peter Serafinowicz, Bill Nighy
- Length: 9 hrs and 53 mins
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Three witches gathered on a lonely heath. A king cruelly murdered, his throne usurped by his ambitious cousin. A child heir and the royal crown, both missing.
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The main reader’s voices are not distinct
- By BJM on 04-29-22