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The Kitchen Imps and Other Dark Tales
- Fire-Side Tales Collection, Book 1
- Narrated by: J. Scott Bennett
- Length: 59 mins
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Meet the Kitchen Imps - mischievous creatures who lurk behind the cupboard and under the fridge.
Where do all the missing socks go? Find out with "The Joy of Socks".
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Peter Nimble and His Fantastic Eyes
- By: Jonathan Auxier
- Narrated by: Michael Page
- Length: 9 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,148
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 972
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 972
Peter Nimble and His Fantastic Eyes is the utterly beguiling tale of a ten-year-old blind orphan who has been forced into a life of crime. One fateful afternoon, Peter steals a mysterious box that contains three magical pairs of eyes. When he tries the first pair, he is instantly transported to a hidden island where he is presented with a special quest: to travel beyond the known world and rescue a lost kingdom from its treacherous ruler....
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4 out of 5 stars
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Enjoyable listen but not for the youngest kids
- By Marie on 12-10-15
By: Jonathan Auxier
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Bored of the Rings
- A Parody
- By: The Harvard Lampoon
- Narrated by: Jim Meskimen
- Length: 5 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 98
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 87
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Story4 out of 5 stars 87
A quest, a war, a ring that would be grounds for calling any wedding off, a king without a kingdom, and a furry little "hero" named Frito, ready - or maybe just forced by the wizard Goodgulf - to undertake the one mission that can save Lower Middle Earth from enslavement by the evil Sorhed. Luscious Elf-maidens, a roller-skating dragon, ugly plants that can soul kiss the unwary to death-these are just some of the ingredients in the wildest, wackiest, most irreverent excursion into fantasy realms that anyone has ever dared to undertake.
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1 out of 5 stars
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I didn't get it
- By Erica Paulk on 04-28-20
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Songs on Bronze
- The Greek Myths Made Real
- By: Nigel Spivey
- Narrated by: Yuri Rasovsky
- Length: 8 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 120
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 72
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Story4 out of 5 stars 74
Songs on Bronze is the first major retelling of Greek mythology in half a century; a set of lively, racy, dramatic versions of the great myths, which, in a multicultural society, are recognized more than ever as stories without equal.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Wonderful
- By Ceectee on 07-13-07
By: Nigel Spivey
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The Cabinet of Wonders
- The Kronos Chronicles: Book I
- By: Marie Rutkoski
- Narrated by: Lorelei King
- Length: 7 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 81
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 62
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 62
Petra Kronos has a simple, happy life. But it's never been ordinary. She has a pet tin spider named Astrophil who likes to hide in her snarled hair and give her advice. Her best friend can trap lightning inside a glass sphere. Petra also has a father in faraway Prague who is able to move metal with his mind. Petra's life is forever changed when, one day, her father returns home - blind.
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3 out of 5 stars
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It was okay
- By Robbin Sutherland on 05-29-12
By: Marie Rutkoski
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Amber Magic
- Haven Series, Book 1
- By: B. V. Larson
- Narrated by: Mark Boyett
- Length: 5 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 271
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 250
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Story4 out of 5 stars 249
The humans have no magic and are hunted for sport, but that is about to change. War is coming.... The Sun Dragon spawned nine lesser dragons which devoured their parent for the power the elder possessed. These young dragons fought for choice bits of the Sun Dragon, but each only managed to eat a portion, thus giving them specific powers. Over time, these foul dragons were hunted down and slain by heroes of old.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Not Undying Mercenaries Thats for sure
- By John on 10-21-15
By: B. V. Larson
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Swords and Deviltry
- The Adventures of Fafhrd and the Gray Mouser
- By: Fritz Leiber
- Narrated by: Jonathan Davis, Neil Gaiman (introduction)
- Length: 7 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,862
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,301
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,307
In the ancient city of Lankhmar, two men forge a friendship in battle. The red-haired barbarian Fafhrd left the snowy reaches of Nehwon looking for a new life, while the Gray Mouser, apprentice magician, fled after finding his master dead. These bawdy brothers-in-arms cement a friendship that leads them through the wilds of Nehwon facing thieves, wizards, princesses, and the depths of their desires and fears.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Fafhrd/Gray Mouser
- By melody333 on 08-21-08
By: Fritz Leiber
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A Whole New World
- A Twisted Tale
- By: Liz Braswell, Disney Press
- Narrated by: James Patrick Cronin
- Length: 8 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,051
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 905
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 908
When Jafar steals the genie's lamp, he uses his first two wishes to become sultan and the most powerful sorcerer in the world. Agrabah lives in fear, waiting for his third and final wish. To stop the power-mad ruler, Aladdin and the deposed Princess Jasmine must unite the people of Agrabah in rebellion. But soon their fight for freedom threatens to tear the kingdom apart in a costly civil war. What happens next? A "street rat" becomes a leader. A princess becomes a revolutionary. And listeners will never look at the story of Aladdin in the same way again.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Loved this!!!
- By Catherine E on 08-04-16
By: Liz Braswell, and others
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Detective Gretel
- Brothers Grimm Mysteries, Book 0.5
- By: P.J. Brackston
- Narrated by: Kate Reading
- Length: 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 90
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 77
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 77
In the sleepy Bavarian town of Gesternstadt, gossip was viewed by many as a local sport, a popular hobby, a harmless pastime that showed only the depth and enduring nature of the interest of one neighbour for another. In Gretel’s opinion, however, tittle-tattle sowed the seeds of malice among the fertile soil of jealousy, often watered by the tears of its victims. So it was that upon hearing from brother Hans of the whispers concerning a young woman, a married man and a thwarted lover, Gretel is compelled to rise from her beloved day bed to set things to rights.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great! Looking forward to more
- By Monica P. on 12-07-20
By: P.J. Brackston
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The Golden Goblet
- By: Eloise Jarvis McGraw
- Narrated by: Charles Carroll
- Length: 7 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,261
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,008
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,012
Ranofer struggles to thwart the plottings of his evil brother, Gebu, so he can become master goldsmith like their father. Young listeners will love this exciting tale of ancient Egyptian mystery and intrigue.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Suspense in Ancient Egypt -- Fun and Eudcational
- By EmilyK on 04-10-13
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The Spirit Lens
- A Novel of the Collegia Magica
- By: Carol Berg
- Narrated by: David DeVries
- Length: 17 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall3.5 out of 5 stars 412
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 355
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Story3.5 out of 5 stars 360
For Portier de Savin-Duplais, failed student of magic, sorcery's decline into ambiguity and cheap illusion is but a culmination of life's bitter disappointments. Reduced to tending the library at Sabria's last collegia magica, he fights off despair with scholarship. But when the king of Sabria charges him to investigate an attempted murder that has disturbing magical resonances, Portier believes his dreams of a greater destiny might at last be fulfilled.
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5 out of 5 stars
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First Rate
- By mike on 01-27-12
By: Carol Berg
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Greek Mythology
- Classic Stories of the Greek Gods, Goddesses, Heroes, and Monsters (Classic Mythology, Book 1)
- By: Scott Lewis
- Narrated by: Madison Niederhauser
- Length: 3 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 36
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 34
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Story4 out of 5 stars 34
This captivating audiobook will take you on a beautiful journey through the fascinating world of Greek mythology. From the beginning of the cosmos to the Odyssey, be ready to venture into an exciting world of love, loyalty, infidelity, vengeance, deception, and intrigue!
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5 out of 5 stars
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A great way to gain insight to Ancient Greece
- By cosmitron on 07-27-18
By: Scott Lewis
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Enchanted
- The Woodcutter Sisters, Book 1
- By: Alethea Kontis
- Narrated by: Katherine Kellgren
- Length: 7 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 602
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 558
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Story4 out of 5 stars 550
It isn’t easy being Sunday’s child, not when you’re the rather overlooked and unhappy youngest sibling to sisters named for the other six days of the week. Sunday’s only comfort is writing stories, although what she writes has a terrible tendency to come true. When Sunday meets an enchanted frog who asks about her stories, the two become friends. Soon that friendship deepens into something magical. One night, Sunday kisses her frog goodbye and leaves, not realizing that her love has transformed him....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Charming... Enchanting
- By The Gabbards on 07-03-12
By: Alethea Kontis
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The Architect's Apprentice
- By: Elif Shafak
- Narrated by: Piter Marek
- Length: 16 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 338
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 300
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 299
In 1540, 12-year-old Jahan arrives in Istanbul. As an animal tamer in the sultan's menagerie, he looks after the exceptionally smart elephant Chota and befriends (and falls for) the sultan's beautiful daughter Princess Mihrimah. A palace education leads Jahan to Mimar Sinan, the empire's chief architect, who takes Jahan under his wing as they construct (with Chota's help) some of the most magnificent buildings in history.
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4 out of 5 stars
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I feel like I should like it more than I do
- By nyog on 04-19-17
By: Elif Shafak
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The Luck Uglies
- By: Paul Durham
- Narrated by: Fiona Hardingham
- Length: 8 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 161
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 141
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 140
Strange things are happening in Village Drowning, and a terrifying encounter has 11-year-old Rye O'Chanter convinced that the monstrous, supposedly extinct Bog Noblins have returned. Now Rye's only hope is an exiled secret society so notorious its name can't be spoken aloud: The Luck Uglies. As Rye dives into Village Drowning's maze of secrets, rules, and lies, she'll discover the truth behind the village's legends of outlaws and beasts…and that it may take a villain to save them from the monsters.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Wonderful story
- By Elicia on 07-05-16
By: Paul Durham
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In the Land of Hershel
- The Sunrider Saga, Book 0
- By: Rafael Hohmann
- Narrated by: Ralph Lister
- Length: 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 72
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 65
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 65
Five knights tell stories of ancient lands, madness, and terrifying monsters...but no one can top Knight Elric's tale of the Land of Hershel, a monstrous swamp filled with horrifying creatures and an ever-present threat. If you stop moving, you drown. "In the Land of Hershel" is a short story set in the thrilling world of SunRider.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Good but
- By Mistina on 05-09-23
By: Rafael Hohmann
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The House of the Stag
- By: Kage Baker
- Narrated by: Sean Crisden
- Length: 13 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 42
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 37
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 37
Before the Riders came to their remote valley, the Yendri led a tranquil, pastoral life. When the Riders conquered and enslaved them, only a few escaped to the forests. Rebellion wasn't the Yendri way; they hid, or passively resisted, taking consolation in the prophecies of their spiritual leader. Only one possessed the necessary rage to fight back: Gard the foundling, half-demon, who began a one-man guerrilla war against the Riders.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Delightfully humorous
- By Katherine on 09-09-11
By: Kage Baker
What listeners say about The Kitchen Imps and Other Dark Tales
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- Aurora Dawn
- 02-17-23
4 Quirky, Funny & Very Entertaining Short Stories
This collection was, hands down, the best hour I've spent with an audiobook in a very long time. Short stories are always an unknown quantity. Either they're wonderful and you end up wishing there was more to come or they're not and you promptly forget about them. The Kitchen Imps were neither. I fell in love with them from the opening sentence. They're funny, cleverly written and probably not suitable for young audiences but their antics tickled my funny bone while explaining some of those age old questions about the mysteries that arise in every household. What does happen to those odd socks? How did those jars and shelf foods end up on the kitchen floor, and why does the dog look so innocent?
And then, there's a story about a king, a thief and getting the best of the authorities.
The stories are well written and read by a tallented narrator who brings the characters and the settings to life with a vividness that puts you right in the centre of the action.
If you're looking for a quick read that will entertain and delight you, this one should be at the top of your TBR.
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- Deedra
- 07-09-16
The Kitchen Imp
These stories are very informative on where our dirty socks,sewing supplies and buttons go when we can't find them.J.Scott Bennett narrates this short book very nicely.
I was given this book free for an honest review.
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- Convoke
- 05-22-16
Dark humor of the rarest sort
Where does The Kitchen Imps and Other Dark Tales rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?
I loved this audiobook. I loved the concept, the crafting of the stories, the great match of author to narrator. I rate Kitchen Imps in the top five per cent of all audio books I've heard.
Who was your favorite character and why?
I fell in love with the Kitchen Imps themselves. Because, of course, they really do exist, and they're responsible for... well, listen and learn...
Which scene was your favorite?
I adored finding out where all the missing socks have gone.
If you could rename The Kitchen Imps and Other Dark Tales, what would you call it?
Imps in the Kitchen
Any additional comments?
If you love dark fantasy, Kitchen Imps and Other Dark Tales is one to have in Kindle and on Audio, and keep in your permanent collection for those days when you simply must laugh or you'll cry.
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- Olivia Wylie
- 10-08-23
Open the cupboard on a delightful little romp
This deliciously dark little collection is just the thing to wile away an October hour. Enjoy!
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Overall3 out of 5 stars
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- Todd (Toad) Vogel
- 05-16-16
Cute and funny
I received a review copy of this book in exchange for an honest review. This is a collection of cute and funny short stories. The narrator is great. lived his voice!
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