The Contortionist's Handbook

A Novel

By: Craig Clevenger

Narrated by: Ray Porter

Length: 6 hrs and 40 mins

Publisher's summary

John Dolan Vincent was born with an extra ring finger on one hand. He was an abnormally gifted child with a proclivity for mathematics beyond his years, but he lacked social skills. Childhood ridicule and a difficult family life led him to use his talents in adulthood for criminal acts of forgery. When he starts getting untreatable migraines, his self-medication results in overdosing which sends him repeatedly to the emergency room. There, he risks being institutionalized as suicidal, so he draws upon his forgery skills to reinvent a new identity for himself each time. Identity theft, drugs, and crime drag his life into a downward spiral. His clients in the L.A. underworld lose patience, the hospital evaluator might not be fooled by his story, and the only person in as much danger as himself is the woman who knows his real name.

©2009 Craig Clevenger (P)2009 Blackstone Audio, Inc.

Critic reviews

Clevenger has produced an utterly persuasive and compelling novel, combining the zest and enthusiasm of a new voice with the craft and the guile of a veteran. The movie is in production with Das Films for release in 2011.
"Clevenger cleverly creates a modern-day Mr. Ripley." - ( Booklist)
"[A] remarkable debut." ( Time Out New York)

Came highly recommended and did not disappoint

I've been reading a lot of chuck Palahniuk and Brett Easton Ellis over the past year, I know sometimes we just have those years. If you're looking for another book in the category of bitingly sarcastic morally ambiguous narrator tackles an uncaring cold world, then this book will be dead on for you. In fact, this has to be up there for the best book I've ever read in that category.

It's really then a question of what you're looking for. Slight spoilers, but when half of your book is a character taking, then reacting internally to a psychological evaluation, you're going to weed out a large portion of readers. But if you think that sounds interesting, then you won't see it better executed anywhere.

Good pace and prose but a bit of a let down

I was very excited when downloading this as it had come very highly reccomended by Chuck Palahniuk and others and there is a strong flavour of Fight Club to storyline. It is a very gripping book that has a great sense of slickness and pace but the last 20 pages left me feeling a bit short changed. Worth a listen though, you may feel differently.

The best author you never listened to!

The storyline is captivating from the beginning. A twisted but likable antihero.... an all to realistic tale of life for the mentally ill and addicted.

You Will Be Entertained

I listen to portions of audiobooks on audible everyday. I’ve listened to many audiobooks. Most I listen to at least twice. A select few are so interesting that I listen to them many times. After I’ve listened to one dozens of times, it becomes part of my life, a comfort, because I know exactly what it is going to happen in the story and it’s not going to change. After all that this is my first review I’ve ever left or rating I’ve ever given. That speaks for itself.
This book is very well written , it’s not boring at all, it’s Narrator is top notch and I enjoyed pretty much every word in it. Fantastic , Deep, Thought provoking,,, it’s really good. You’ll enjoy it! I certainly did. I’ll be listening to it many more times.

Great from start to finish.

Writing style always grabs me first. In audiobooks, the narrator can sometimes make it or break it. Content, sometimes, for me isn't even as important. This superb piece of work had all three: an interesting and novel (ha ha) novel, and you get 5 stars all around.

Not for Me

Any additional comments?

When the first quarter of the book was about a guy trying to beat a WAY-overcooked suicide evaluation, I started to wonder if there was actually going to be a plot. I never found out because due to the author dragging out what should have been a scene into an act, I decided this wasn't for me.

really good

I don't write good reviews but I really liked this book. of course the narrator was terrific but the book was really good too.

Raw, contorted, heartwarming mindf**k of a book!

I really enjoyed this audiobook! It was a raw and unique story full of flashbacks, psychology, heartwarming and hateable characters, that never held back any of the intimate details in the life of the MC.

Good read for palahniuk fans

Surprised me. I love the story. Pacing and chapter length are good if your attention span is lacking like mine. I enjoyed the narrators voice quite a bit. Perfect for the role. Fan of Palahniuk and reminded me of themes and organization of invisible monsters. Google agrees too. Apparently Palahniuk loves this book.

OUTSTANDING

Excellent across the board. The writing was clear and sharp, the story was straight forward and consistent and the narrator just made it all come alive. I find myself wondering about the characters during my day.