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The Coffin Hotel
- An Urban Fantasy Adventure
- Narrated by: Melisandre Vert, Ron d'Vous
- Length: 7 hrs and 56 mins
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Publisher's summary
All I wanted was a friggin burrito.
My name is Brandon Ferryman. I went out one night to get a burrito. Who knew that such a simple thing would change my life, or end it?
I woke up on the side of the road with some pumpkin-headed monster saying he was the god of death, fate, and justice. I was chosen to run a very special establishment. A place that lay between worlds. A place called the Coffin Hotel.
Now I have to fight monsters, free spirits, and run a mystical hotel. I'm clearly not qualified, but when has that ever stopped anyone from doing anything.
This is my journey of gaining power, fighting injustice, making sure the guests are comfortable, and trying to not lose my head.
The Coffin Hotel is an urban fantasy adventure with action, humor, angels, witches, undead, demons with Karen haircuts, tentacle nerds, over-the-top situations, unconventional relationships, and burritos!
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- A SciFi Alien Romance (Intergalactic Exchange Program, Book 1)
- By: Roxie Ray
- Narrated by: Phoenix McKay
- Length: 7 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 119
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 113
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 112
I won’t be forced into alien servitude. I’ve spent my life mucking out the houses of the rich and famous. I know what they’re really like. They think they can take whatever they want. I learned that the hard way.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Whine, Cliche, Unrealistic, and Repeat
- By CCW on 03-10-21
By: Roxie Ray
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Vicious Bonds
- The Tether Series, Book 1
- By: Shanora Williams
- Narrated by: Shane East, Aure Nash
- Length: 12 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 90
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 90
I was never meant to live an ordinary life, and when I’m dropped from the sky into a haunting forest, facing the barrel of an unknown man’s gun, I believe it to be true. Ruler of Blackwater, Caz Harlow, is the man behind the gun. He’s broody, calculating, commanding and, surprisingly, I can hear every thought that runs through his mind. Because I can, he wants me out of his world and sent back to where I came from, so he makes it his mission to find a way.
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5 out of 5 stars
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YES WILLOW WOMAN & CAZ
- By Sam on 02-28-23
By: Shanora Williams
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Micaela's Big Bad
- A Halloween Novella
- By: Tijan
- Narrated by: Savannah Peachwood
- Length: 3 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 81
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 72
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 71
I found my boyfriend mid-thrust in a vampire. Gross. WTH, right? Also, a fork might've been thrown. I expected to spend the night commiserating with my best friend. That didn't happen. I found myself on a mission to save her. And somehow, I woke up in the back of a vehicle, across from a guy who could be described as literal sex on a stick. Then I found out a few things: He's seriously and overwhelmingly powerful. He's hot, like holy cannoli hot. He's the Big Bad that I've been sensing, but no one knew what kind of a Big Bad he was. Oh, and apparently, he's kidnapped me.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Give it a listen!! ❤️
- By Heidi C. on 05-21-21
By: Tijan
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Insidious
- The Marked Mage Chronicles, Book 1
- By: Victoria Evers
- Narrated by: Jennifer O'Donnell
- Length: 14 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 714
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 659
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Since moving to Mystic Harbor, Maine, I've made it my life's mission to avoid Reese Blackburn at all costs. Sure, he has cheekbones that could cut glass, not to mention bedroom eyes that could melt any girl into a puddle on the floor. Too bad that doesn't change the fact he's completely stab-worthy. When a fun night out on the town turns deadly, I quickly discover the quaint little hamlet of Mystic Harbor houses more than sandy beaches and adorable B&Bs. Beneath the New England charm rests a world where shifters, demons, vampires, and angelic hunters all vie for power.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Awesome series start!!
- By Leyla on 10-24-17
By: Victoria Evers
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Myth Protector
- Myth Protector, Book 1
- By: Jamie Hawke
- Narrated by: Teddy Hamilton
- Length: 6 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 872
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 780
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Story4 out of 5 stars 781
All I wanted to do was take a break from college to check out LegendFest, some good ol' cosplay, and maybe find a lady to hit it off with. My life took a new direction, though, when I found out myths like Red Riding Hood are real, and they’re in an ongoing war against evil to save us all. More than that, they are being hunted, mistaken as humanity's enemy. They need a mortal to serve as their protector, someone to keep them out of harm's way while leading the battle against the likes of the Big Bad Wolf, Baba Yaga, and other evil legends. Now, I am that protector.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Sex obsessed author
- By Michael H on 03-15-21
By: Jamie Hawke
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Three Deadly Trials
- Battle for the Dark King, Book 1
- By: V. S. Winters
- Narrated by: Hollie Whitmore, Robert Kelly
- Length: 7 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 199
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 175
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Story4 out of 5 stars 176
Fae exist only in children’s stories, or so I thought. That was before a nightmarish creature of the Fae Realm dropped into my life. He claimed a seven-pointed mark on my skin signified my magical lineage, the bit of DNA my mother passed down. Days after I arrive in the Fae Realm, I’m thrown into a series of trials titled ‘The Devotion’. I must compete with demons, vampires, elves and more who want to claim their place at the future King’s side. I have no interest in this guy, but it doesn’t help that the King-to-be is a gorgeous, brooding fae.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Much potential in the storyline, falls flat and leaves you unsatisfied
- By tammie on 08-04-20
By: V. S. Winters
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Taken by the Vampire King
- A Paranormal Vampire Romance (Baton Rouge Vampire, Book 1)
- By: Roxie Ray, Lindsey Devin
- Narrated by: Kai Kennicott, Wen Ross
- Length: 7 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 159
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 148
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 148
The deal is simple: spend a month with a mysterious billionaire who is the owner of Louisiana’s La Petite Mort Casino, and he’ll forget my father’s gambling debts. If it means saving our family home and business, I’ll do anything. With his strong, sexy, take charge arrogance, Nicolas Dupont is a mystery to me. But it doesn’t matter how hot he is. This is purely a business arrangement. Nic can have any woman he wants and it makes no sense that he'd be interested in a virgin like me. I’m certainly not about to fall for a guy who thinks he can own me.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Waste of time
- By Susan Hopkins on 10-11-21
By: Roxie Ray, and others
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Finding Real Magic
- Relic Diver, Book 1
- By: Shawn Keys
- Narrated by: Erin Bateman
- Length: 12 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 229
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 212
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 209
Zahn’s life has been anything but ordinary. While hunting archaic relics infused with magic from continent to continent, his latest search brings him to Hollywood, and then face-to-face with a movie star he has idolized for years. Until now, he has only cared about the quest. But as lust and love break into his life, Zahn is caught up in a violent competition to retrieve one of the most powerful magical creations of all time from its ancient resting place.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Pretty good
- By Andrew M. S. on 05-26-20
By: Shawn Keys
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The Slaughtered Lamb Bookstore and Bar
- Sam Quinn Series, Book 1
- By: Seana Kelly
- Narrated by: Samantha Desz
- Length: 9 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 304
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 276
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 276
Welcome to The Slaughtered Lamb Bookstore and Bar. I'm Sam Quinn, the werewolf book nerd in charge. I run my business by one simple rule: Everyone needs a good book and a stiff drink, be they vampire, wicche, demon, or fae. No wolves, though. Ever. I serve the supernatural community of San Francisco. We've been having some problems lately. Okay, I'm the one with the problems. The broken body of a female werewolf washed up on my doorstep. What makes sweat pool at the base of my spine, though, is realizing the scars she bears are identical to the ones I conceal.
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1 out of 5 stars
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No plot, just one bad thing after another
- By Sharon on 06-21-21
By: Seana Kelly
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Blood Mage
- By: Logan Jacobs
- Narrated by: Rebecca Woods, Daniel Wisniewski
- Length: 9 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 262
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 240
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 239
Milton was your average delivery driver until he had a run in with a dying fairy who imbued him with all his magical power. Now Milton can literally tear the blood out of his enemies with a gesture of his hand, every women he meets is attracted to his magical charm, and the powerful Fae Guild wants to pay him a bunch of money to fight evil.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Are you computer literate? be prepared for cringe!
- By David on 01-27-20
By: Logan Jacobs
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Ghost: The Halloween Boys
- By: Kat Blackthorne
- Narrated by: Orcus Auditory
- Length: 12 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 166
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 149
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 149
Blythe has accepted her fate and is tired of running. Who would miss her anyway? She attends her new and eccentric town’s month long Halloween masquerade for one last party before meeting her end. But what will she find...and what will find her?
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5 out of 5 stars
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Get ready for an epic tale
- By ElissaSue on 02-22-23
By: Kat Blackthorne
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Kade's Dark Embrace
- Immortals of New Orleans, Book 1
- By: Kym Grosso
- Narrated by: Ryan West
- Length: 8 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 2,648
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 2,464
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Story4 out of 5 stars 2,458
After a series of girls are ritualistically murdered on the cold streets of Philadelphia, seasoned detective, Sydney Willows, is forced to work with sexy, alpha vampire, Kade Issacson. While working the case, Sydney finds herself inexplicably drawn to Kade, fighting the passion she feels towards him. Kade, determined to solve the case and mete out justice, is captivated by the independent, fiery detective.
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2 out of 5 stars
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HATE the heroine
- By Terri F on 12-30-14
By: Kym Grosso
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Battle Miner
- By: Kirk Mason
- Narrated by: Melanie Hastings
- Length: 9 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 70
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 55
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 55
When I got the letter, I couldn't believe it. When I drove down the highway, I still couldn't believe it. And when I got there? I finally realized I had a purpose: breaking rocks with my crazy new roommates.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great start
- By Austin Verm on 03-21-23
By: Kirk Mason
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Undercover Magic Vol. 1
- Books 1-3 (The Danger Universe)
- By: Meg Anne
- Narrated by: Shane East, Stella Hunter
- Length: 26 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 13
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 13
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Story4 out of 5 stars 13
Lina wants the one thing a ghost can’t have. To be touched. When she’s given the opportunity to rejoin the world of the living and experience exactly that, the muscle-bound immortal warrior with icy blue eyes is just what the doctor ordered.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Magic, Adventure, Suspense and Love! Yes Pls!!
- By Janine Birt on 04-09-24
By: Meg Anne
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Devil in Me
- By: Stephanie Hudson, Blake Hudson
- Narrated by: Hope Judson, Todd Roddington
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 54
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 48
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 48
The Devil can see me and knows when I’m watching. The Devil can hear me, when I whisper his name. The Devil can feel me, when I sneak in and try to touch the sin of his world. And the Devil can taste me, when I scream in the night. The Devil is my stalker and I am his only weakness. The one soul that continues to slip through his fingers, no matter how many times he tries to conquer it. He is the King of Hell and I am his greatest Sin. He is the Devil waiting and I am being lured in.
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5 out of 5 stars
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If you love dark! 🖤🖤🖤
- By Bookcat on 02-19-23
By: Stephanie Hudson, and others
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5 out of 5 stars
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An intense story with nonstop action.
- By Robert L. Hamilton on 10-15-23
By: D.J. Kingman
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Goblin Apocalypse
- A post-apocalyptic, slice of life, base building adventure
- By: Michael Dalton
- Narrated by: Giancarlo Herrera, Hannah Schooner
- Length: 6 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 141
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Thirty years after a failed invasion of the goblin home world, power technician Kevin wakes up in a wrecked Imperial Marine dropship with no clue how he got there. Worse, the planet has been devastated by a biological weapon, and the few survivors are bloodthirsty mutants.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Mutual attraction lead to war; attraction persists
- By Haremsfan on 06-13-23
By: Michael Dalton
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Cinnamon Bun
- By: RavensDagger
- Narrated by: Reba Buhr
- Length: 15 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 943
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 808
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The world called out for a hero to purge it of a great evil. It received Broccoli Bunch: explorer, expert cleaner, occasional ghost-buster, and full-time Cinnamon Bun.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Tooth Achingly Sweet
- By Ren1half on 04-20-21
By: RavensDagger
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Accidental Necromancer Boxed Set
- The Entire Series
- By: JG Jerome
- Narrated by: Zachary Zaba, Kassandra Cherry
- Length: 58 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 58
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William James is a man with a lot on his plate. Three years after a messy divorce, he’s renovating the dilapidated old house his wife let him have, working for a construction technology firm, and playing music in bars. But when he moves into a new apartment, he discovers a supernatural ability—he can see ghosts and raise the dead. With his ghostly roommate and two girlfriends, William embarks on a journey to explore the unseen world, build a new family, and learn to control his powers.
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5 out of 5 stars
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slow burn
- By Darren Thompson on 04-11-24
By: JG Jerome
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Aether's Blessing
- Aether's Revival, Book 1
- By: Daniel Schinhofen
- Narrated by: Andrea Parsneau
- Length: 17 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 1,295
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Every year, the empire administers the rite of passage into adulthood. That rite serves to identify those blessed by Aether to become magi. The new magi are shipped to the academy to learn the arts of magic. The academy is a dangerous place; the tournaments held twice each year can cripple or kill the students, and the clans of the empire will go to great lengths to recruit the students they want. Gregory had one dream: to become a magi like the legends of old. Though he was ridiculed by the residents of the village and his unsupportive father, he never wavered from his dream.
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5 out of 5 stars
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whoa
- By Benjamin on 08-31-20
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I Summoned My What?!
- By: Montgomery Quinn
- Narrated by: Raya Kane, Wayne Kelly
- Length: 7 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 225
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Wanting to go into business with his best friend, Evie, Calon never could have expected how his life would turn in an instant. Rushing into the burning home of a neighbor, the unthinkable happens, and our fearless main character dies a hero. Only...he doesn't quite make it to the afterlife.
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1 out of 5 stars
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really bad
- By Anonymous User on 04-26-23
By: Montgomery Quinn
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The Wolf King's Lair Omnibus
- Books 1-6
- By: Devan Drake
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Maeve York
- Length: 63 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 49
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 44
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Daxas has established his dungeon in the Proving Grounds and incorporated two more into his sphere of influence. But his expansion and rule-breaking doesn't end there. His successes have been impressive, but thus far, he has been competing against the other minnows in the Proving Grounds. Other, grander forces, have taken notice and the interfering Divine Lords continue in their campaign to see Daxas destroyed. Daxas will have to think bigger, fighter harder, and cheat in ever more inventive ways if he and his growing pool of desirable disciples are to emerge victorious.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Incredibly dull
- By Gino on 02-27-24
By: Devan Drake
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- Joeseph Baxter
- 12-10-22
interesting
it's interesting, if you enjoy a litrpg fighting monsters and running a business between worlds you'll enjoy this, It's an interesting take on the portal fantasy being chosen to run a hotel but not a normal one :) it was enjoyable.
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- Jason Wood
- 01-02-23
A very original story.
Well written with excellent performances by Ron and Melisandre. I am greatly looking forward to the next in the series and have this overwhelming desire to go grab a burrito.
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- TrustedReviewerFTW
- 12-20-22
Super fun and Exciting!
I've been anxiously awaiting this to hit audible. I wasn't disappointed! The story and production is absolutely flawless.
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- Sam
- 12-12-22
Praise the burritos
First off, the narrators did an amazing job. Secondly, the book will make you wheeze from laughing too much. Last but not least, give thanks to the burritos! The mc loves burritos like no other and will drag you along for the ride
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- DaynenMc
- 02-08-23
Amazing
The imagination of some authors just makes the world a better place.
I love finding books that I can really get into and have such a blast reading.
This is one of those books.
The author and narrators have done such a great job.
I love the characters and the storyline, etc.
Our MC gets killed in a convenience store robbery and gets taken to a special place in, what is basically purgatory, and becomes the new manager of the Coffin Hotel.
He gets to be with hot girls from multiple worlds and fight bad guys with his new powers.
I love this book and I hope that book 2 is at least half as good as this one.
I got this book as a freebie. I never expect any of the books I've gotten a code for, to be this much fun.
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- Travis B.
- 12-11-22
thankfully not holiday
covers like these make me concerned that the book will be holiday specific. Thankfully, holoween hasn't been mentioned once by name(3hrs in). so feel free to enjoy year-round and not avoid until October
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- Jeremy
- 12-12-22
Awesome
Great premise, Great story, awesome characters. I hope they make 5 more. Also fantastic audio performance.
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- BiduscasMate
- 12-20-22
supernatural hospitality
super fresh concept of gaining power while in the hospitality business.
Ron and Melisandre did a wonderful job as always
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
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- Richard Fail
- 03-05-23
Don't take this too seriously
This is a light, fun, book charged with spice and hints of folk tales. The writing is a bit immature and some lines are over emphasized. but for a feel good silly book I'll pick up the second book. Spicy, funny, and well read.....
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- Keith
- 12-11-22
This was actually a fun listen!
I don't know what I was expecting but this wasn't it. The MC is a straight smart ass who has excellent taste in pop-culture. Some of his references were downright hilarious. The meeting with the god is the first one that comes to mind. I thoroughly enjoyed the this listen. The progression is good with plenty of action. I want to see how the Hotel situated at the hub/nexus gets upgraded next. The dungeon adventures were good as well.
Really, there was really a lot to like in this book. That includes excellent narration by Melisandre and Ron. This is well worth the credit. I'm gonna go out on a limb and recommend the entire series without the next audiobook being here yet.
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