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Publisher's summary
This innovative and wildly funny read-aloud by award-winning humorist/actor B.J. Novak will turn any listener into a comedian.
You might think a book with no pictures seems boring and serious. Except . . . here's how books work. Everything written on the page has to be said by the person reading it aloud. Even if the words say….
BLORK. Or BLUURF.
Even if the words are a preposterous song about eating ants for breakfast, or just a list of astonishingly goofy sounds like BLAGGITY BLAGGITY and GLIBBITY GLOBBITY.
Cleverly irreverent and irresistibly silly, The Book with No Pictures is one that kids will beg to hear again and again. (And parents will be happy to oblige.)
Critic reviews
"Conceptually radical...making the refreshing and contrarian case that words alone have sensory and imaginative vibrancy to spare." (Mark Levine, The New York Times Book Review)
"This book may not have pictures, but it's sure to inspire lots of conversations - and laughs.... A riotously fresh take on breaking the fourth wall." (Kirkus, starred review)
"This book is sure to be a crowd-pleaser, and it’s perfect for one-on-one sharing with a parent or caregiver. Expect requests for repeated readings." (School Library Journal)
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- Synthia Estep
- 11-21-15
love it
This is a very creative book. Kids will love it. Adults will love it. I absolutely love it!
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- Moose
- 02-15-15
Hilarious!!!!
This had my whole family (4 years to 60 years) laughing out loud! Great audio and great book! Love it!!!
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- Julie Ann Lobato
- 03-01-19
very expensive for a super short story.
I don't understand why everyone loves this book it's barely even a book. It says it's four chapters. the first chapter, lol, is info on author etc. The second, is some 2 page long gibberish...which then for some reason, the narrator changes to a female who basically reads the entire thing word for word again... and that's the third chapter. The fourth awesome chapter is the end credits. very expensive 10 minutes worth of useless junk.
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- john & Linda Devlin
- 11-23-15
Kids love it!
My 5 year old grandaughter just told me about this book.I purchased the audiobook and we stll laughing
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- AlmostAmishMama
- 05-20-19
Funniest kids book ever!
If you can read with voices and emotion, if you can make letters on the page turn into silly sounds, if you love to make your kid squirm in anticipation and giggle, this is the book for you! The book MUST be read exactly as written. Those are the rules. Who needs pictures, when the person reading the book HAS to say they are a monkey and they MUST read with a monkey voice? Pictures are irrelevant when the person reading says "BA-DOOOOONGY FACE!" Go forth, and make your favorite child laugh out loud.
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- CHEN P.
- 03-17-20
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This was the funniest book in the world, I wish people could read this two times.
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- shandigp
- 02-23-19
Hilarious, and TWO great performances!
Just about every kid is going to love this funny book...and so will adults! Great buy!
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- Kindle Customer
- 07-16-23
Not for us
This was not what I expected. I expected more sounds and a longer story for the money. I’d feel guilty if I returned it because we listened to the whole story. Less than 10 minutes long
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- dancer
- 08-01-22
Kids love this book
Kids love this book so got it on audible. They like the book better than this audible. Was hoping they would like it more but they listened once and that was enough for them. They would rather get out the hardback and read it.
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- Gia
- 01-23-22
I finally got to hear some family that I liked and not just comed
I finally got to hear some comedy that I liked and not just some that my uncle liked, I recommend this book to him!I finally got to hear some comed
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The Day the Crayons Quit
- By: Drew Daywalt
- Narrated by: Drew Daywalt, Marichelle Daywalt, René Ruiz, and others
- Length: 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 19
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 19
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Story5 out of 5 stars 19
Poor Duncan just wants to color. But when he opens his box of crayons, he finds only letters, all saying the same thing: His crayons have had enough! They quit! Beige Crayon is tired of playing second fiddle to Brown Crayon. Black wants to be used for more than just outlining. Blue needs a break from coloring all those bodies of water. And Orange and Yellow are no longer speaking — each believes he is the true color of the sun.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Best Short Story EVER!
- By Amazon Customer on 01-06-23
By: Drew Daywalt
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One More Thing
- Stories and Other Stories
- By: B. J. Novak
- Narrated by: B. J. Novak, Rainn Wilson, Jenna Fischer, and others
- Length: 6 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 3,911
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 3,487
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Story4 out of 5 stars 3,485
B.J. Novak's One More Thing: Stories and Other Stories is an endlessly entertaining, surprisingly sensitive, and startlingly original debut that signals the arrival of a brilliant new voice in American fiction. A boy wins a $100,000 prize in a box of Frosted Flakes - only to discover how claiming the winnings might unravel his family. A woman sets out to seduce motivational speaker Tony Robbins - turning for help to the famed motivator himself. A new arrival in Heaven, overwhelmed with options, procrastinates over a long-ago promise to visit his grandmother....
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5 out of 5 stars
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It gets better, and better, and better, and better
- By David Shear on 02-07-14
By: B. J. Novak
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The Serious Goose
- By: Jimmy Kimmel
- Narrated by: Jimmy Kimmel
- Length: 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 29
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 24
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 24
Written and narrated by Jimmy Kimmel, this audiobook challenges young listeners to bring the silly out of a very Serious Goose. Inspired by Jimmy's nickname for his kids, The Serious Goose reminds us to be silly in a serious way. Put your little comedians in front of a mylar mirror and challenge them to make this no-nonsense goose smile. This delightful audiobook is guaranteed to create gaggles of giggles time and time again!
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5 out of 5 stars
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I Love Jimmy Kimmel!
- By Susan 🎧Audible-a-holic🎧 Crowe on 01-17-20
By: Jimmy Kimmel
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Dragons Love Tacos
- By: Adam Rubin
- Narrated by: Adam Rubin
- Length: 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 280
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 215
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Story5 out of 5 stars 216
Dragons love tacos. They love chicken tacos, beef tacos, great big tacos, and teeny tiny tacos. So if you want to lure a bunch of dragons to your party, you should definitely serve tacos. Buckets and buckets of tacos. Unfortunately, where there are tacos, there is also salsa. And if a dragon accidentally eats spicy salsa...oh, boy. You're in red-hot trouble.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Cute but not worth it
- By Nena on 12-22-19
By: Adam Rubin
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I Don't Want to Read This Book
- By: Max Greenfield
- Narrated by: Max Greenfield
- Length: 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 6
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 5
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Story4 out of 5 stars 5
From actor Max Greenfield (fan-favorite Schmidt from television’s New Girl) comes a hilarious audiobook for every child who thinks they don't like to read books (and all the kids - and grown-ups - who do).
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5 out of 5 stars
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Schmidt!!!
- By Phoenix on 01-26-23
By: Max Greenfield
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Don't Let The Pigeon Stay Up Late!
- By: Mo Willems
- Narrated by: Mo Willems
- Length: 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 184
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 150
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Story5 out of 5 stars 151
It’s getting dark out, but one stubborn Pigeon is NOT going to bed! Children will love this interactive bedtime romp, which puts readers back in the driver’s seat, deflecting Pigeon’s sly trickery as he tries to escape his inevitable bedtime. Will you let him stay up late?
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5 out of 5 stars
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LEVI
- By Da peeps who listen on 01-26-18
By: Mo Willems
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Love from the Crayons
- By: Drew Daywalt
- Narrated by: Marichelle Daywalt, René Ruiz, Daniel Henning, and others
- Length: 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 1
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Performance0 out of 5 stars 0
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Story0 out of 5 stars 0
Ring in Valentine's Day - and love - with the New York Times best-selling Crayons! This charming title featuring everyone's favorite coloring crew is the perfect gift for that special someone on Valentine's Day - or any day of the year.
By: Drew Daywalt
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The Good Egg
- By: Jory John
- Narrated by: Dan Bittner
- Length: 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 96
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 70
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 71
Meet the good egg. He’s a verrrrrry good egg indeed. But trying to be so good is hard when everyone else is plain ol’ rotten. As the other eggs in the dozen behave badly, the good egg starts to crack from all the pressure of feeling like he has to be perfect. So, he decides enough is enough! It’s time for him to make a change.... Jory John hatches a funny and charming story that reminds us of the importance of balance, self-care, and accepting those who we love (even if they are sometimes a bit rotten).
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4 out of 5 stars
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The Good Egg Cracked Us Up
- By Mamibear Brown on 07-29-20
By: Jory John
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The Pigeon Finds a Hot Dog!
- By: Mo Willems
- Narrated by: Mo Willems
- Length: 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 113
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 82
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 81
When Pigeon finds a delicious hot dog, he can’t wait to devour it. But then along comes a sly duckling who wants a bite. Who will be the more clever bird?
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5 out of 5 stars
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a nightly favorite!
- By Nathalie Gregory on 09-11-17
By: Mo Willems
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Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus
- By: Mo Willems
- Narrated by: Mo Willems
- Length: 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 104
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 84
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 83
When a bus driver takes a break from his route, a very unlikely volunteer springs up to take his place - a pigeon! But you've never met one like this before.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Not happy
- By Tricia K on 01-28-15
By: Mo Willems
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Harold & the Purple Crayon
- By: Crockett Johnson
- Narrated by: Owen Jordan
- Length: 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 516
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 411
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 399
As Harold draws his way in and out of adventure, children become fascinated by the wondrous magic of the purple crayon
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5 out of 5 stars
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HAROLD NEEDED A MOON
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 11-19-15
By: Crockett Johnson
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Owl Moon
- By: Jane Yolen
- Narrated by: Jane Yolen
- Length: 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 288
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 231
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Story5 out of 5 stars 232