The Book with No Pictures
Failed to add items
Add to Cart failed.
Add to Wish List failed.
Remove from wishlist failed.
Adding to library failed
Follow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed
Prime members: New to Audible?Get 2 free audiobooks during trial.
The Book with No Pictures
Buy for $4.50
No default payment method selected.
We are sorry. We are not allowed to sell this product with the selected payment method
-
Narrated by:
-
B. J. Novak
-
Busy Philipps
-
By:
-
B. J. Novak
About this listen
This innovative and wildly funny read-aloud by award-winning humorist/actor B.J. Novak will turn any listener into a comedian.
You might think a book with no pictures seems boring and serious. Except . . . here's how books work. Everything written on the page has to be said by the person reading it aloud. Even if the words say….
BLORK. Or BLUURF.
Even if the words are a preposterous song about eating ants for breakfast, or just a list of astonishingly goofy sounds like BLAGGITY BLAGGITY and GLIBBITY GLOBBITY.
Cleverly irreverent and irresistibly silly, The Book with No Pictures is one that kids will beg to hear again and again. (And parents will be happy to oblige.)
©2014 B.J. Novak (P)2014 Penguin AudioListeners also enjoyed...
-
Don't Let The Pigeon Stay Up Late!
- By: Mo Willems
- Narrated by: Mo Willems
- Length: 4 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 190
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 155
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 156
It’s getting dark out, but one stubborn Pigeon is NOT going to bed! Children will love this interactive bedtime romp, which puts readers back in the driver’s seat, deflecting Pigeon’s sly trickery as he tries to escape his inevitable bedtime. Will you let him stay up late?
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
LEVI
- By Da peeps who listen on 01-26-18
By: Mo Willems
-
Green Is for Christmas
- By: Drew Daywalt
- Narrated by: Tara Sands, Marichelle Daywalt, MacLeod Andrews, and others
- Length: 3 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 3
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 3
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 3
When Green Crayon claims that green is the only color for Christmas, other crayons let him know that there would be no Christmas without them either. No candy canes or Santa without Red, no snow without White, no bells or stars without Silver, and no cookies or reindeer without Tan! The crayons agree that they all need to come together to make Christmas special.
By: Drew Daywalt
-
The Napping House
- By: Audrey Wood, Don Wood
- Narrated by: Melissa Leebaert
- Length: 4 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 471
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 355
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 356
With just one bite, a wakeful flea atop a pile of sleeping creatures causes a commotion.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
this one has pictures just like the book
- By Prime 40 somthing on 08-03-16
By: Audrey Wood, and others
-
One More Thing
- Stories and Other Stories
- By: B. J. Novak
- Narrated by: B. J. Novak, Rainn Wilson, Jenna Fischer, and others
- Length: 6 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4 out of 5 stars 3,938
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 3,506
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 3,504
B.J. Novak's One More Thing: Stories and Other Stories is an endlessly entertaining, surprisingly sensitive, and startlingly original debut that signals the arrival of a brilliant new voice in American fiction. A boy wins a $100,000 prize in a box of Frosted Flakes - only to discover how claiming the winnings might unravel his family. A woman sets out to seduce motivational speaker Tony Robbins - turning for help to the famed motivator himself. A new arrival in Heaven, overwhelmed with options, procrastinates over a long-ago promise to visit his grandmother....
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
It gets better, and better, and better, and better
- By David Shear on 02-07-14
By: B. J. Novak
-
Dragons Love Tacos
- By: Adam Rubin
- Narrated by: Adam Rubin
- Length: 6 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 308
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 239
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 240
Dragons love tacos. They love chicken tacos, beef tacos, great big tacos, and teeny tiny tacos. So if you want to lure a bunch of dragons to your party, you should definitely serve tacos. Buckets and buckets of tacos. Unfortunately, where there are tacos, there is also salsa. And if a dragon accidentally eats spicy salsa...oh, boy. You're in red-hot trouble.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
My granddaughter thought that the speaker was good at making the voice.
- By marie Patty on 11-30-23
By: Adam Rubin
-
Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus
- By: Mo Willems
- Narrated by: Mo Willems
- Length: 8 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 105
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 85
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 84
When a bus driver takes a break from his route, a very unlikely volunteer springs up to take his place - a pigeon! But you've never met one like this before.
-
3 out of 5 stars
-
Unnecessary and unwanted commentary at the end
- By Kervin on 11-30-18
By: Mo Willems
-
Don't Let The Pigeon Stay Up Late!
- By: Mo Willems
- Narrated by: Mo Willems
- Length: 4 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 190
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 155
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 156
It’s getting dark out, but one stubborn Pigeon is NOT going to bed! Children will love this interactive bedtime romp, which puts readers back in the driver’s seat, deflecting Pigeon’s sly trickery as he tries to escape his inevitable bedtime. Will you let him stay up late?
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
LEVI
- By Da peeps who listen on 01-26-18
By: Mo Willems
-
Green Is for Christmas
- By: Drew Daywalt
- Narrated by: Tara Sands, Marichelle Daywalt, MacLeod Andrews, and others
- Length: 3 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 3
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 3
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 3
When Green Crayon claims that green is the only color for Christmas, other crayons let him know that there would be no Christmas without them either. No candy canes or Santa without Red, no snow without White, no bells or stars without Silver, and no cookies or reindeer without Tan! The crayons agree that they all need to come together to make Christmas special.
By: Drew Daywalt
-
The Napping House
- By: Audrey Wood, Don Wood
- Narrated by: Melissa Leebaert
- Length: 4 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 471
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 355
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 356
With just one bite, a wakeful flea atop a pile of sleeping creatures causes a commotion.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
this one has pictures just like the book
- By Prime 40 somthing on 08-03-16
By: Audrey Wood, and others
-
One More Thing
- Stories and Other Stories
- By: B. J. Novak
- Narrated by: B. J. Novak, Rainn Wilson, Jenna Fischer, and others
- Length: 6 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4 out of 5 stars 3,938
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 3,506
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 3,504
B.J. Novak's One More Thing: Stories and Other Stories is an endlessly entertaining, surprisingly sensitive, and startlingly original debut that signals the arrival of a brilliant new voice in American fiction. A boy wins a $100,000 prize in a box of Frosted Flakes - only to discover how claiming the winnings might unravel his family. A woman sets out to seduce motivational speaker Tony Robbins - turning for help to the famed motivator himself. A new arrival in Heaven, overwhelmed with options, procrastinates over a long-ago promise to visit his grandmother....
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
It gets better, and better, and better, and better
- By David Shear on 02-07-14
By: B. J. Novak
-
Dragons Love Tacos
- By: Adam Rubin
- Narrated by: Adam Rubin
- Length: 6 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 308
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 239
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 240
Dragons love tacos. They love chicken tacos, beef tacos, great big tacos, and teeny tiny tacos. So if you want to lure a bunch of dragons to your party, you should definitely serve tacos. Buckets and buckets of tacos. Unfortunately, where there are tacos, there is also salsa. And if a dragon accidentally eats spicy salsa...oh, boy. You're in red-hot trouble.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
My granddaughter thought that the speaker was good at making the voice.
- By marie Patty on 11-30-23
By: Adam Rubin
-
Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus
- By: Mo Willems
- Narrated by: Mo Willems
- Length: 8 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 105
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 85
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 84
When a bus driver takes a break from his route, a very unlikely volunteer springs up to take his place - a pigeon! But you've never met one like this before.
-
3 out of 5 stars
-
Unnecessary and unwanted commentary at the end
- By Kervin on 11-30-18
By: Mo Willems
-
The Pigeon Finds a Hot Dog!
- By: Mo Willems
- Narrated by: Mo Willems
- Length: 4 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 119
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 87
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 86
When Pigeon finds a delicious hot dog, he can’t wait to devour it. But then along comes a sly duckling who wants a bite. Who will be the more clever bird?
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
a nightly favorite!
- By Nathalie Gregory on 09-11-17
By: Mo Willems
-
Owl Moon
- By: Jane Yolen, John Schoenherr
- Narrated by: Jane Yolen
- Length: 7 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 292
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 234
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 235
A young child and her father search the moonlit woods for the Great Horned Owl. Movingly narrated by author Jane Yolen.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
lovely
- By Amazon Customer on 08-28-16
By: Jane Yolen, and others
-
Duckling Gets a Cookie!?
- By: Mo Willems, Pete List
- Narrated by: Mo Willems, Trixie Willems
- Length: 4 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 97
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 79
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 77
In the fifth volume in the New York Times best-selling Pigeon series by Mo Willems, Duckling asks for a cookie - and gets one! Do you think Pigeon is happy about that?
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Excellent!
- By KimR on 08-04-17
By: Mo Willems, and others
-
Llama Llama Red Pajama and 19 Other Favorites
- Llama Llama Mad at Mama; Llama Llama Misses Mama; Llama Llama Holiday Drama; and More
- By: Anna Dewdney
- Narrated by: Anna Dewdney, Cassandra Campbell
- Length: 47 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 152
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 115
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 115
Nineteen favorites from Anna Dewdney's best-selling Llama Llama series, many narrated by the author herself, plus Nelly Gnu and Daddy Too.
-
3 out of 5 stars
-
Cute - but for toddlers
- By Mari Davies on 11-05-18
By: Anna Dewdney
-
The Good Egg
- By: Jory John
- Narrated by: Dan Bittner
- Length: 6 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 100
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 74
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 75
Meet the good egg. He’s a verrrrrry good egg indeed. But trying to be so good is hard when everyone else is plain ol’ rotten. As the other eggs in the dozen behave badly, the good egg starts to crack from all the pressure of feeling like he has to be perfect. So, he decides enough is enough! It’s time for him to make a change.... Jory John hatches a funny and charming story that reminds us of the importance of balance, self-care, and accepting those who we love (even if they are sometimes a bit rotten).
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
My 5 1/2 years old girl likes it!
- By Veronica on 05-07-23
By: Jory John
-
The Cat in the Hat and Other Dr. Seuss Favorites
- By: Dr. Seuss
- Narrated by: Kelsey Grammer, John Cleese, John Lithgow, and others
- Length: 1 hr and 59 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,520
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,000
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,004
Eleven complete Dr. Seuss stories at a great price, featuring performances by John Cleese, Billy Crystal, Ted Danson, Kelsey Grammer, Dustin Hoffman, John Lithgow, and more!
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
The individual books are bookmarked
- By Eric on 12-28-09
By: Dr. Seuss
-
Green Eggs and Ham
- By: Dr. Seuss
- Narrated by: Jason Alexander
- Length: 5 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 1,207
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 945
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 939
With his unmistakable characters and signature rhymes, Dr. Seuss's beloved beginner book has cemented its place as a children's classic. Follow Sam I Am as he tries to convince an acquaintance that green eggs and ham is, indeed, a delectable meal to be savored everywhere and every way.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Good music and sound effects
- By Will on 01-27-16
By: Dr. Seuss
-
The Gruffalo and Other Stories
- By: Julia Donaldson, Axel Scheffler
- Narrated by: Imelda Staunton, Jim Carter, Steven Pacey
- Length: 1 hr and 2 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 47
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 29
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 28
Go 'Grrrr' with the Gruffalo, sing along with the Smartest Giant, help Monkey search for his mum and see if the little old lady can make some room in her house! The Gruffalo and Other Stories is brilliantly performed by well-known actors Imelda Staunton, Jim Carter and Steven Pacey, as well as by the author herself, Julia Donaldson. Each story also has a song and sound effects.
-
3 out of 5 stars
-
Terrible narrators
- By Shoegal M on 02-03-24
By: Julia Donaldson, and others
-
Harold and the Purple Crayon
- By: Crockett Johnson
- Narrated by: Owen Jordan
- Length: 6 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 527
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 417
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 405
As Harold draws his way in and out of adventure, children become fascinated by the wondrous magic of the purple crayon
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
HAROLD NEEDED A MOON
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 11-19-15
By: Crockett Johnson
-
Pete the Cat's Super Cool Reading Collection
- By: James Dean
- Narrated by: Teddy Walsh, Lewis Grosso
- Length: 18 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 223
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 156
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 156
Pete the Cat is back in five groovy I Can Read adventures! Children will love these cool stories about everyone's favorite cat - now all together in one collectible box!
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Daughter loves it.
- By Deanna on 02-09-18
By: James Dean
-
Charlotte's Web
- By: E. B. White
- Narrated by: E. B. White, George Plimpton
- Length: 3 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 3,162
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,285
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 2,296
Since its publication in 1952, Charlotte's Web has become one of America's best-loved children's books. For fifty years, this timeless story of the pig named Wilbur and the wise spider named Charlotte who saved him has continued to warm the hearts of readers everywhere. This 1953 Newbery Honor Book comes to life in a delightful unabridged recording, read lovingly by the author himself.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Beautiful From Beginning to End
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 02-09-17
By: E. B. White
-
Matilda
- By: Roald Dahl
- Narrated by: Kate Winslet
- Length: 4 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 7,634
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 6,491
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 6,478
Matilda is a sweet, exceptional young girl, but her parents think she's just a nuisance. She expects school to be different but there she has to face Miss Trunchbull, a menacing, kid-hating headmistress. When Matilda is attacked by the Trunchbull she suddenly discovers she has a remarkable power with which to fight back. It'll take a superhuman genius to give Miss Trunchbull what she deserves and Matilda may be just the one to do it!
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Another Winner
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 12-21-16
By: Roald Dahl
Critic reviews
"Conceptually radical...making the refreshing and contrarian case that words alone have sensory and imaginative vibrancy to spare." (Mark Levine, The New York Times Book Review)
"This book may not have pictures, but it's sure to inspire lots of conversations - and laughs.... A riotously fresh take on breaking the fourth wall." (Kirkus, starred review)
"This book is sure to be a crowd-pleaser, and it’s perfect for one-on-one sharing with a parent or caregiver. Expect requests for repeated readings." (School Library Journal)
Featured Article: The Best Audiobooks for Toddlers
You already know how your toddler delights in story time, and how telling stories is a wonderful way to help your child develop vocabulary, listening skills, creativity, empathy, and more. But have you considered sharing story time with audiobooks? Listening to audiobooks provides toddlers with many of the same benefits as traditional books, and incorporating them into your routine is a great way to add variety to the types of activities you do with your child. Here are a few parent-approved audiobooks that your toddler is sure to love. Get your toddler as obsessed with audiobooks as you are!
People who viewed this also viewed...
-
Green Is for Christmas
- By: Drew Daywalt
- Narrated by: Tara Sands, Marichelle Daywalt, MacLeod Andrews, and others
- Length: 3 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 3
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 3
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 3
When Green Crayon claims that green is the only color for Christmas, other crayons let him know that there would be no Christmas without them either. No candy canes or Santa without Red, no snow without White, no bells or stars without Silver, and no cookies or reindeer without Tan! The crayons agree that they all need to come together to make Christmas special.
By: Drew Daywalt
-
One More Thing
- Stories and Other Stories
- By: B. J. Novak
- Narrated by: B. J. Novak, Rainn Wilson, Jenna Fischer, and others
- Length: 6 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4 out of 5 stars 3,938
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 3,506
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 3,504
B.J. Novak's One More Thing: Stories and Other Stories is an endlessly entertaining, surprisingly sensitive, and startlingly original debut that signals the arrival of a brilliant new voice in American fiction. A boy wins a $100,000 prize in a box of Frosted Flakes - only to discover how claiming the winnings might unravel his family. A woman sets out to seduce motivational speaker Tony Robbins - turning for help to the famed motivator himself. A new arrival in Heaven, overwhelmed with options, procrastinates over a long-ago promise to visit his grandmother....
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
It gets better, and better, and better, and better
- By David Shear on 02-07-14
By: B. J. Novak
-
The Serious Goose
- By: Jimmy Kimmel
- Narrated by: Jimmy Kimmel
- Length: 4 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 31
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 26
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 26
Written and narrated by Jimmy Kimmel, this audiobook challenges young listeners to bring the silly out of a very Serious Goose. Inspired by Jimmy's nickname for his kids, The Serious Goose reminds us to be silly in a serious way. Put your little comedians in front of a mylar mirror and challenge them to make this no-nonsense goose smile. This delightful audiobook is guaranteed to create gaggles of giggles time and time again!
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
I Love Jimmy Kimmel!
- By Susan 🎧Audible-a-holic🎧 Crowe on 01-17-20
By: Jimmy Kimmel
-
Dragons Love Tacos
- By: Adam Rubin
- Narrated by: Adam Rubin
- Length: 6 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 308
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 239
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 240
Dragons love tacos. They love chicken tacos, beef tacos, great big tacos, and teeny tiny tacos. So if you want to lure a bunch of dragons to your party, you should definitely serve tacos. Buckets and buckets of tacos. Unfortunately, where there are tacos, there is also salsa. And if a dragon accidentally eats spicy salsa...oh, boy. You're in red-hot trouble.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
My granddaughter thought that the speaker was good at making the voice.
- By marie Patty on 11-30-23
By: Adam Rubin
-
Interrupting Chicken
- By: David Ezra Stein
- Narrated by: Andrew Watts
- Length: 5 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 24
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 21
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 21
David Ezra Stein is an accomplished author of children’s books and has been honored with the Ezra Jack Keats New Writer Award. In Interrupting Chicken, Papa warns little red chicken not to interrupt as he sets about reading their nightly bedtime stories - but the eager chicken just can’t help warning the fairy-tale characters about the dangers they face. Frustrated to no end, Papa finally gives the little chicken the chance to tell a tale. Now will Papa be able to stop himself from interrupting?
-
1 out of 5 stars
-
Over 9 bucks, for this? REALLY!?
- By KT on 08-31-19
By: David Ezra Stein
-
The Day You Begin
- By: Jacqueline Woodson
- Narrated by: Jacqueline Woodson
- Length: 5 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 69
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 60
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 59
National Book Award winner Jacqueline Woodson has created a poignant, yet heartening book about finding courage to connect, even when you feel scared and alone. There are many reasons to feel different. Maybe it's how you look or talk, or where you're from; maybe it's what you eat, or something just as random. It's not easy to take those first steps into a place where nobody really knows you yet, but somehow you do it. Jacqueline Woodson's audiobook reminds us that we all feel like outsiders sometimes - and how brave it is that we go forth anyway.
-
4 out of 5 stars
-
Needs to be Longer
- By Janelle on 09-11-18
-
Green Is for Christmas
- By: Drew Daywalt
- Narrated by: Tara Sands, Marichelle Daywalt, MacLeod Andrews, and others
- Length: 3 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 3
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 3
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 3
When Green Crayon claims that green is the only color for Christmas, other crayons let him know that there would be no Christmas without them either. No candy canes or Santa without Red, no snow without White, no bells or stars without Silver, and no cookies or reindeer without Tan! The crayons agree that they all need to come together to make Christmas special.
By: Drew Daywalt
-
One More Thing
- Stories and Other Stories
- By: B. J. Novak
- Narrated by: B. J. Novak, Rainn Wilson, Jenna Fischer, and others
- Length: 6 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4 out of 5 stars 3,938
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 3,506
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 3,504
B.J. Novak's One More Thing: Stories and Other Stories is an endlessly entertaining, surprisingly sensitive, and startlingly original debut that signals the arrival of a brilliant new voice in American fiction. A boy wins a $100,000 prize in a box of Frosted Flakes - only to discover how claiming the winnings might unravel his family. A woman sets out to seduce motivational speaker Tony Robbins - turning for help to the famed motivator himself. A new arrival in Heaven, overwhelmed with options, procrastinates over a long-ago promise to visit his grandmother....
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
It gets better, and better, and better, and better
- By David Shear on 02-07-14
By: B. J. Novak
-
The Serious Goose
- By: Jimmy Kimmel
- Narrated by: Jimmy Kimmel
- Length: 4 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 31
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 26
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 26
Written and narrated by Jimmy Kimmel, this audiobook challenges young listeners to bring the silly out of a very Serious Goose. Inspired by Jimmy's nickname for his kids, The Serious Goose reminds us to be silly in a serious way. Put your little comedians in front of a mylar mirror and challenge them to make this no-nonsense goose smile. This delightful audiobook is guaranteed to create gaggles of giggles time and time again!
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
I Love Jimmy Kimmel!
- By Susan 🎧Audible-a-holic🎧 Crowe on 01-17-20
By: Jimmy Kimmel
-
Dragons Love Tacos
- By: Adam Rubin
- Narrated by: Adam Rubin
- Length: 6 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 308
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 239
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 240
Dragons love tacos. They love chicken tacos, beef tacos, great big tacos, and teeny tiny tacos. So if you want to lure a bunch of dragons to your party, you should definitely serve tacos. Buckets and buckets of tacos. Unfortunately, where there are tacos, there is also salsa. And if a dragon accidentally eats spicy salsa...oh, boy. You're in red-hot trouble.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
My granddaughter thought that the speaker was good at making the voice.
- By marie Patty on 11-30-23
By: Adam Rubin
-
Interrupting Chicken
- By: David Ezra Stein
- Narrated by: Andrew Watts
- Length: 5 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 24
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 21
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 21
David Ezra Stein is an accomplished author of children’s books and has been honored with the Ezra Jack Keats New Writer Award. In Interrupting Chicken, Papa warns little red chicken not to interrupt as he sets about reading their nightly bedtime stories - but the eager chicken just can’t help warning the fairy-tale characters about the dangers they face. Frustrated to no end, Papa finally gives the little chicken the chance to tell a tale. Now will Papa be able to stop himself from interrupting?
-
1 out of 5 stars
-
Over 9 bucks, for this? REALLY!?
- By KT on 08-31-19
By: David Ezra Stein
-
The Day You Begin
- By: Jacqueline Woodson
- Narrated by: Jacqueline Woodson
- Length: 5 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 69
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 60
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 59
National Book Award winner Jacqueline Woodson has created a poignant, yet heartening book about finding courage to connect, even when you feel scared and alone. There are many reasons to feel different. Maybe it's how you look or talk, or where you're from; maybe it's what you eat, or something just as random. It's not easy to take those first steps into a place where nobody really knows you yet, but somehow you do it. Jacqueline Woodson's audiobook reminds us that we all feel like outsiders sometimes - and how brave it is that we go forth anyway.
-
4 out of 5 stars
-
Needs to be Longer
- By Janelle on 09-11-18
-
Don't Let The Pigeon Stay Up Late!
- By: Mo Willems
- Narrated by: Mo Willems
- Length: 4 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 190
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 155
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 156
It’s getting dark out, but one stubborn Pigeon is NOT going to bed! Children will love this interactive bedtime romp, which puts readers back in the driver’s seat, deflecting Pigeon’s sly trickery as he tries to escape his inevitable bedtime. Will you let him stay up late?
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
LEVI
- By Da peeps who listen on 01-26-18
By: Mo Willems
-
Owl Moon
- By: Jane Yolen, John Schoenherr
- Narrated by: Jane Yolen
- Length: 7 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 292
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 234
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 235
A young child and her father search the moonlit woods for the Great Horned Owl. Movingly narrated by author Jane Yolen.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
lovely
- By Amazon Customer on 08-28-16
By: Jane Yolen, and others
-
The Stinky Cheese Man
- And Other Fairly Stupid Tales
- By: Jon Scieszka, Lane Smith - contributor
- Narrated by: Mike Ferrerir
- Length: 21 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 82
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 67
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 65
It's been years since Jon Scieszka and Lane Smith introduced the world to the Cinderumpelstiltskin, Little Red Running Shorts, Chicken Licken, and the rest of the hilarious cast of characters in The Stinky Cheese Man. In this audio edition, listen to some really off-the-wall fairy tales, including "The Princess and the Bowling Ball", "The Really Ugly Duckling", and "Jack's Bean Problem".
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
hilarious kids story. they love listening to it
- By Amazon Customer on 05-02-19
By: Jon Scieszka, and others
-
I Don't Want to Read This Book
- By: Max Greenfield
- Narrated by: Max Greenfield
- Length: 4 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 7
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 6
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 6
From actor Max Greenfield (fan-favorite Schmidt from television’s New Girl) comes a hilarious audiobook for every child who thinks they don't like to read books (and all the kids - and grown-ups - who do).
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Schmidt!!!
- By Phoenix on 01-26-23
By: Max Greenfield
-
Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus
- By: Mo Willems
- Narrated by: Mo Willems
- Length: 8 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 105
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 85
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 84
When a bus driver takes a break from his route, a very unlikely volunteer springs up to take his place - a pigeon! But you've never met one like this before.
-
3 out of 5 stars
-
Unnecessary and unwanted commentary at the end
- By Kervin on 11-30-18
By: Mo Willems
-
Tiny T. Rex and the Impossible Hug
- By: Jonathan Stutzman
- Narrated by: Ron Butler
- Length: 16 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall0 out of 5 stars 0
-
Performance0 out of 5 stars 0
-
Story0 out of 5 stars 0
Tiny T. Rex has a HUGE problem. His friend Pointy needs cheering up and only a hug will do. But with his short stature and teeny T. Rex arms, is a hug impossible? Not if Tiny has anything to say about it! Join this plucky little dinosaur in his very first adventure, Tiny T. Rex and the Impossible Hug—a warm and funny story that proves the best hugs come from the biggest hearts.
-
I Want My Hat Back
- By: Jon Klassen
- Narrated by: Daniel Manus Pinkwater
- Length: 6 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 30
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 24
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 24
Bear's hat is gone. None of the animals have seen it. He is starting to become despondent, until his memory is sparked by a deer who asks just the right question.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
A Perfect Read-along Production
- By Sean Tulien on 12-20-18
By: Jon Klassen
-
Harold and the Purple Crayon
- By: Crockett Johnson
- Narrated by: Owen Jordan
- Length: 6 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 527
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 417
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 405
As Harold draws his way in and out of adventure, children become fascinated by the wondrous magic of the purple crayon
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
HAROLD NEEDED A MOON
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 11-19-15
By: Crockett Johnson
-
I Am Enough
- By: Grace Byers
- Narrated by: Grace Byers
- Length: 3 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 122
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 97
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 97
We are all here for a purpose. We are more than enough. We just need to believe it. This is a gorgeous, lyrical ode to loving who you are, respecting others, and being kind to one another, from Empire actor and activist Grace Byers. Perfect for mothers and daughters, baby showers, and graduation.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
For kids from 2-92
- By Ms. Z. on 04-29-19
By: Grace Byers
-
Knight Owl
- By: Christopher Denise
- Narrated by: James Langton
- Length: 6 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 4
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 4
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 4
Since the day he hatched, Owl dreamed of becoming a real knight. He may not be the biggest or the strongest, but his sharp nocturnal instincts can help protect the castle, especially since many knights have recently gone missing. While holding guard during Knight Night Watch, Owl is faced with the ultimate trial—a frightening intruder. It’s a daunting duel by any measure. But what Owl lacks in size, he makes up for in good ideas.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Owl continue to enjoy this!
- By Angela on 02-12-25
-
Love from the Crayons
- By: Drew Daywalt
- Narrated by: Marichelle Daywalt, René Ruiz, Daniel Henning, and others
- Length: 3 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 2
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 1
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 1
Ring in Valentine's Day - and love - with the New York Times best-selling Crayons! This charming title featuring everyone's favorite coloring crew is the perfect gift for that special someone on Valentine's Day - or any day of the year.
By: Drew Daywalt
-
The Good Egg
- By: Jory John
- Narrated by: Dan Bittner
- Length: 6 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 100
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 74
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 75
Meet the good egg. He’s a verrrrrry good egg indeed. But trying to be so good is hard when everyone else is plain ol’ rotten. As the other eggs in the dozen behave badly, the good egg starts to crack from all the pressure of feeling like he has to be perfect. So, he decides enough is enough! It’s time for him to make a change.... Jory John hatches a funny and charming story that reminds us of the importance of balance, self-care, and accepting those who we love (even if they are sometimes a bit rotten).
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
My 5 1/2 years old girl likes it!
- By Veronica on 05-07-23
By: Jory John
One of my favorite books, read by the author
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
Hilarious, and TWO great performances!
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
Best audiobook for kids ever! Hilarious!!! 😂
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
This audiobook is simply easy and informative.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
What made the experience of listening to The Book with No Pictures the most enjoyable?
It is just hysterical. and it was made to read aloud!What was one of the most memorable moments of The Book with No Pictures?
My child is laughing a lot~~~Which character – as performed by B. J. Novak and Busy Phillips – was your favorite?
They are both great, its nice to have the different interpretations. just be aware.... you're going to have to listen to the book twice!Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
I haven't seen my child laugh that authentically in awhile. Thank you.My kid is in STICHES!
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
Kids love this book
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
Hilarious!!!!
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
Kids love it!
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
My Kids Love to Listen to this
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
fun listening for all
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.