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The Babylon Bee Guide to Gender
- The Comprehensive Handbook to Men, Women, and Millions of New Genders We Just Made Up!
- Narrated by: P. J. Ochlan
- Length: 4 hrs and 53 mins
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Publisher's summary
From the satirical minds behind the viral sensation The Babylon Bee comes the latest installment of its guide series. This looks at the two original gangsta genders—male and female—shows us the progressively insane slide into the multiplying number of genders that has lately been spiraling out of control.
IF YOU’RE CONFUSED ABOUT GENDER, YOU’VE PICKED UP THE RIGHT BOOK. IT’S TIME FOR YOU TO EXPLORE THE WACKY, WILD WORLD OF GENDER THEORY: AND YOU JUST MIGHT DISCOVER YOURSELF ALONG THE WAY. Join the writers of the satirical sensation The Babylon Bee as they walk you through the following ideas:
What is a MAN?
What is a WOMAN?
How to PICK YOUR GENDER
How to CHANGE GENDERS
How to RAISE WOKE THEYBIES
How to ATTRACT OTHER GENDERS
Sex vs. GENDER IDENTITY
Incredible GENDER FLAGS
Fabulous SEXUAL ORIENTATIONS
Drag queen STORY HOUR
All 437 NEW genders
AND MORE!
This guide is jam-packed with 100 percent true facts. In The Babylon Bee Guide to Gender, we’ll take you on a journey to the two “original gangsta” genders—male and female. Then, we’ll show you the progressively insane slide into the increasing number of potential genders that has spiraled out of control in the last few years. We’ll teach you how to pick your gender, educate you on how to tell if you’re a man or a woman, and show you the limitless cornucopia of gender identities to choose from. Just don’t use our incorrect pronouns—we go by Bee/Beeself.
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Traumatized by the bombing of Dresden at the time he had been imprisoned, Pilgrim drifts through all events and history, sometimes deeply implicated, sometimes a witness. He is surrounded by Vonnegut's usual large cast of continuing characters (notably here the hack science fiction writer Kilgore Trout and the alien Tralfamadorians, who oversee his life and remind him constantly that there is no causation, no order, no motive to existence).
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4 out of 5 stars
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Don't Quit Your Daytime Job, James
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By: Kurt Vonnegut
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Heads Will Roll
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 15,693
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Story4 out of 5 stars 15,627
Heads Will Roll is an Audible Original from Saturday Night Live star Kate McKinnon and her cocreator/costar (and real-life sister) Emily Lynne. Produced by Broadway Video, this is not an audiobook - it’s a 10-episode, star-studded audio comedy that features performances from Meryl Streep, Tim Gunn, Peter Dinklage, Queer Eye’s Fab Five, and so many more. Please note: This content is not for kids.
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5 out of 5 stars
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More like this please
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Cut and Thirst
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- Unabridged
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Overall3 out of 5 stars 15
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Performance3.5 out of 5 stars 15
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Story3 out of 5 stars 15
Myrna, Leonie, and Chrissy meet every Thursday to sample fine cheeses, to reminisce about their former lives as professors, and lately, to muse about murder. Decades ago, a vicious cabal of male poets contrived—quite publicly and successfully—to undermine the writing career, confidence, and health of their dear friend Fern. Now, after Fern has taken a turn for the worse, her three old friends decide that it’s finally time to strike back—in secret, of course, since Fern is far too gentle to approve of a vendetta.
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2 out of 5 stars
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😩
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 5
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 4
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They’re back! The all-star cast multi-award-winning cult hit comedy returns, with more surreal goings-on in the lives and loves of the doctors and staff at East Hampton Hospital (warning: contains very little medical content).
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5 out of 5 stars
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Wonderful to hear these voices again
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Napoleon's Hemorrhoids…And Other Small Events That Changed History
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,098
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3 out of 5 stars
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They just throw the facts too fast
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I Can't Make This Up
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 55,726
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 50,206
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 49,950
Superstar comedian and Hollywood box-office star Kevin Hart turns his immense talent to the written word by writing some words. Some of those words include: the, a, for, above, and even even. Put them together and you have the funniest, most heartfelt, and most inspirational memoir on survival, success, and the importance of believing in yourself since Old Yeller.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Best Audiobook I Ever Listened To
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French & Saunders Titting About (Series 5)
- By: Dawn French, Jennifer Saunders
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 28
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 27
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Story5 out of 5 stars 27
Once again, the legendary comedy duo unearth six vitally important subjects... and then tit about about them. From surviving on a desert island to being eaten by a cardboard crocodile, Dawn and Jennifer will entertain, inform and thoroughly tit about for your pleasure. (Batteries not included.)
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5 out of 5 stars
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Chuckles with “Titting About”
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By: Dawn French, and others
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The Heron
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 5,023
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 4,633
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 4,608
“The Heron” is the nickname a big-city accountant has attached to himself in his new home near San Diego, where he’s using the alias to avoid a hit man who may be after him. It seems a former client believes that The Heron has skipped town with several million dollars not his own. Don Winslow’s ensuing, entertaining yarn is by turns twisty, dark, and comical as we observe the delicate dance between the pursuer and the pursued.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Awfully long middle for such a short story
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Brackish Waters
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When Kate wins an item at her children’s elementary school auction - an all-inclusive trip to SeaView at Sandpiper Bay - she thinks it’s just what her family needs after a decade of career disappointments and a marriage on its last legs. She has no reason to believe that said trip is a Fyre Festival-level fraud and, in fact, the catalyst to her unraveling. But it is. Oh, but it is.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Christina Applegate is everything
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By: Matt Boren
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Good book, Costs to much
Been a fan of all their work so far, and this is par for the course, made me chuckle quite a few times, but the book is far and away over priced for it's contents
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