The Babylon Bee Guide to Democracy

Babylon Bee Guides, Book 2

By: Babylon Bee

Narrated by: P. J. Ochlan

Length: 4 hrs and 21 mins

Publisher's summary

In this book, America's favorite satirists take you into a world you might have thought was beyond parody—politics. From closed-door meetings of bureaucrats deciding the fates of millions to preposterous lies from the campaign trail, The Bee skewers our political overlords with matchless wit. In this guide, you’ll learn how to rig an election, how to stage an insurrection, which political party you should join, and more—everything you need to fully participate in the worst political system of all time (except for all the others).

©2022 Babylon Bee (P)2022 Dreamscape Media, LLC

Silly, but they’ve done better.

This one was silly, but Babylon Bee has had funnier books in the past. This one, in my opinion, was a little weaker than their last book. Still, I appreciate their willingness to hit both sides, as both sides are awful and deserve it.

Accurate.

Essential reading for Sizzler fans of all ages. Better than Gone with the Wind and The Godfather combined.

what is democracy? i dunno, blame Russia

The books is so hilarious. How does the conecept apply in other countries? Here does nothing.

Democracy is so great. It has gone out into all the third world, ever since Woodrow Wilson had the genius idea of making the world safe for democracy. It includes going to war whenever four democracies are already at war with two or three monarchies. Then Dulles perfected the technique of assassinating any leader who disagrees with our world democracy. Whenever the leader we like wins, it is democracy, and whenever the leader we hate wins, it is a threat to our democracy. Third world countries are no exception. Whenever the leader that corporate America hates wins an election in a third world country, the CIA comes, sees, and kills. Dulles invented blaming Russia. Making the world safe for democracy is a global civilizing mission. The civilizing mission concept ironically originated from a king who pretended to liberate a country while enslaving it. it is the same king that started human zoos. They killed the man who stopped human zoos and tossed him down the memory hole. World democratization includes using neighboring countries as proxies and funding opposition leaders who are, as usual, protecting their democracy, by inciting post-election violence and destroying property because they did not win. World democracy is summed up by global pedophile rights. Safe countries are the biggest threat to democracy, Making America safe again is now racist. The WEF has emerged as the vanguard of world democracy, kind of like the vanguard of the proletariat. Thank Schwab for bugs. Nigeria's northern neighbor calls democracy a scam. Macron messed up. They been blaming Russia since before I was born.

They do not say this is Washington and Brussels: democracy is pedo rule. FJB.

Narrator

The narrator is absolutely awesome! He keeps your attention with a great sense of humor.