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The Adventurer's Guide to Dragons (and Why They Keep Biting Me)
- The Saint Lupin's Quest Academy for Consistently Dangerous and Absolutely, Book 2
- Narrated by: Gillian Williams
- Length: 7 hrs and 46 mins
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Kingdom Keepers Inheritance: The Shimmer
- By: Ridley Pearson
- Narrated by: Alejandro Saab
- Length: 6 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 14
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 13
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Story4 out of 5 stars 13
In the near future, in the Epcot of Walt Disney's imagination, sixty thousand people live in a CommuniTree surrounding the forward-looking Walt Disney World theme park. Five unique families are among the residents—and some of the parents were once known as the Kingdom Keepers. Their identities are carefully guarded in order to raise their children without special treatment, most of the Kingdom Keepers work for the Walt Disney Company, and have settled into "ordinary" and rewarding lives.
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3 out of 5 stars
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This is the Wrong Manuscript
- By Kali on 03-07-23
By: Ridley Pearson
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Frostborn
- Thrones and Bones, Book 1
- By: Lou Anders
- Narrated by: Fabio Tassone
- Length: 8 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 57
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 52
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Story4 out of 5 stars 52
Meet Karn. He is destined to take over the family farm in Norrøngard. His only problem? He'd rather be playing the board game Thrones and Bones. Enter Thianna. Half human, half frost giantess. She's too tall to blend in with other humans but too short to be taken seriously as a giant. When family intrigues force Karn and Thianna to flee into the wilderness, they have to keep their sense of humor and their wits about them. But survival can be challenging when you're being chased by a 1,500-year-old dragon, an evil uncle, wyverns, and an assortment of trolls and giants.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Good story
- By Erza on 12-14-22
By: Lou Anders
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The Sellsword
- Dragonlance: Tracy Hickman Presents: The Anvil of Time, Book 1
- By: Cam Banks
- Narrated by: James Langton
- Length: 8 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 41
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 40
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Story4 out of 5 stars 41
Strike the Anvil of Time! Vanderjack is a mercenary with a troubled past and a sword haunted by ghosts. Hired to rescue a nobleman's daughter from behind enemy lines, the sellsword finds himself a pivotal player in the liberation of Nordmaar from the Red Dragon army. The Chronicler is charged to use the ancient Anvil of Time to travel back along the river of time and find the lost stories that fell between the pages of the history books of Krynn in this new series created and guided by the creative mind of Tracy Hickman.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Interesting story, alittle different at the end
- By Dennis on 04-16-13
By: Cam Banks
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Thisby Thestoop and the Black Mountain
- By: Zac Gorman
- Narrated by: Moira Quirk
- Length: 7 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 35
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 31
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 31
In the absurd land of Nth, Thisby Thestoop can be found within the forlorn walls of Castle Grimstone, down the precarious steps of the Black Mountain dungeon, up to her nose in griffon toenails, gnoll spittle, and troll meat (to give to them, not made of them). When the prince and princess arrive for a Royal Inspection, the much too good-looking Princess Iphigenia winds up lost in the tunnels of the dungeon - without her guards, her staff, or her younger twin brother - and it's up to Thisby to guide the princess safely.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Fantastic
- By Amazon Customer on 11-06-18
By: Zac Gorman
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The Spirit Thief
- The Legend of Eli Monpress, Book 1
- By: Rachel Aaron
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 8 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 2,050
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,837
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,834
He's not just any thief. He’s the greatest thief of the age - and he’s also a wizard. And with the help of his partners - a swordsman with the most powerful magic sword in the world but no magical ability of his own, and a demonseed who can step through shadows and punch through walls - he’s going to put his plan into effect. The first step is to increase the size of the bounty on his head, so he’ll need to steal some big things. But he’ll start with somethingsmall. Something like a king....
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4 out of 5 stars
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Entertaining light fantasy
- By Kindle Customer on 02-16-12
By: Rachel Aaron
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Transcendental Misappropriation
- Pentacle Series, Book 1
- By: Robert Harper
- Narrated by: Michael Goldstrom
- Length: 11 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 787
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 729
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 726
Danny's life was going well. He had a steady job and plans to buy his own place. That was until some rogue junk mail decided he needed a change of scenery. Now Danny's got a new start in another world, and he needs to make sure he doesn't squander this opportunity at making the most of this new life.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Unusual Premise
- By Nathan Parker on 01-01-19
By: Robert Harper
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Fablehaven, Book 1
- By: Brandon Mull
- Narrated by: E. B. Stevens
- Length: 9 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 5,549
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 4,830
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 4,848
For centuries, mystical creatures of all description were gathered to a hidden refuge called Fablehaven to prevent their extinction. The sanctuary survives today as one of the last strongholds of true magic in a cynical world. Enchanting? Absolutely. Exciting? You bet. Safe? Well, actually, quite the opposite... Kendra and her brother Seth have no idea their grandfather is the current caretaker of Fablehaven.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Fablehaven deserves a better narrator!
- By Meg Barry on 07-31-14
By: Brandon Mull
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The Thickety
- A Path Begins
- By: J. A. White
- Narrated by: Susan Duerden
- Length: 8 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 102
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 94
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Story4 out of 5 stars 94
When Kara Westfall was six years old, her mother was convicted of the worst of all crimes: Witchcraft. Years later, Kara and her little brother, Taff, are still shunned by the people of their village, who believe that nothing is more evil than magic…except, perhaps, the mysterious forest that covers nearly the entire island. It has many names, this place. Sometimes it is called the Dark Wood, or Sordyr's Realm. But mostly it's called the Thickety.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Anti-witch cult
- By Leanna on 05-07-15
By: J. A. White
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The Train to Impossible Places, Book 1: A Cursed Delivery
- By: P. G. Bell
- Narrated by: Fiona Hardingham
- Length: 7 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 66
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 58
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 57
The Impossible Postal Express is no ordinary train. It's a troll-operated delivery service that runs everywhere from ocean-bottom shipwrecks to Trollville and to space. But when this impossible train comes roaring through Suzy's living room, her world turns upside down. After sneaking on board, Suzy suddenly finds herself deputy post master aboard the train and faced with her first delivery - to the evil Lady Crepuscula. Then, the package itself begs Suzy not to deliver him.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Wonderful adventure
- By ASW on 04-13-19
By: P. G. Bell
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The Adventurers Guild
- The Adventurers Guild Trilogy, Book 1
- By: Zack Loran Clark, Nick Eliopulos
- Narrated by: Johnny Heller
- Length: 6 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 137
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 120
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 120
In one of the last cities standing after the world fell to monsters, best friends Zed Kagari and Brock Dunderfel have high hopes for the future. Zed desperately wishes to join the ranks of the Mages Guild, where his status as Freestone's only half-elf might finally be an asset. Brock, the roguishly handsome son of merchants, is confident he'll be welcomed into the ranks of the Merchants Guild. But just as it seems the boys' dreams have come true, their lives take a startling turn...and they find themselves members of the perilous Adventurers Guild.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Well written and well read.
- By Reviewer on 05-22-19
By: Zack Loran Clark, and others
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Water Keep
- Farworld, Volume 1
- By: J. Scott Savage
- Narrated by: Mark Wright
- Length: 11 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 488
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 446
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 449
Even though thirteen-year-old Marcus Kanenas is confined to a wheelchair, he sees himself as a survivor and a dreamer. In fact, his favorite dream is of a world far away, a world where magic is as common as air, where animals tell jokes, and where trees beg people to pick their fruit. He even has a name for this place - Farworld. When Marcus magically travels to Farworld, he meets Kyja, a girl without magic in a world where spells, charms, and potions are everywhere, and Master Therapass, a master wizard who has kept a secret hidden for 13 years, a secret that could change the fate of two worlds.
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4 out of 5 stars
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I have been looking for a fix since Brandon Mull
- By james on 12-16-15
By: J. Scott Savage
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The Dragon's Egg
- Dragonfall, Book 1
- By: David A. Wells
- Narrated by: Derek Perkins
- Length: 11 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,325
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,213
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,215
Seventy-five years ago, the dragons fell from the sky. We thought they were just meteorites - six terrifying explosions rang the world like a bell. When the dust settled, we went on with our lives as though nothing had happened. More than a decade later, five of the eggs hatched. The dragons that emerged were small and weak. They kept to the shadows, working in secret to persuade people to do their bidding, offering magic as payment and reward. Years passed...and still we didn't notice the evil growing in our midst.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Acting out of character
- By Skipper on 01-27-18
By: David A. Wells
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Sky Raiders
- Five Kingdoms, Book 1
- By: Brandon Mull
- Narrated by: Keith Nobbs
- Length: 12 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,106
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,846
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,853
Cole Randolph was just trying to have a fun time with his friends on Halloween (and maybe get to know Jenna Hunt a little better). But when a spooky haunted house turns out to be a portal to something much creepier, Cole finds himself on an adventure on a whole different level.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A little scary at first, but a great story!
- By Shileen on 09-19-14
By: Brandon Mull
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Sabriel
- By: Garth Nix
- Narrated by: Tim Curry
- Length: 10 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 8,189
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 6,945
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 6,938
Ever since she was a tiny child, Sabriel has lived outside the walls of the Old Kingdom, away from the random power of Free Magic, and away from the Dead who won't stay dead. But now her father, the Mage Abhorsen, is missing, and to find him Sabriel must cross back into that world.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Enraptured
- By T. HICKS on 06-20-09
By: Garth Nix
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The Palace Job
- Rogues of the Republic, Book 1
- By: Patrick Weekes
- Narrated by: Justine Eyre
- Length: 11 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,187
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 1,074
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,069
Loch is seeking revenge. It would help if she wasn’t in jail. The plan: To steal a priceless elven manuscript that once belonged to her family, but is now in the hands of the most powerful man in the Republic. To do so, Loch - former soldier, former prisoner, and current fugitive - must assemble a crack team of magical misfits that includes a cynical illusionist, a shape shifting unicorn, a repentant death priestess, a talking magical war hammer, and a lad with seemingly no skills.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Awful narration
- By 9littlebees on 12-18-15
By: Patrick Weekes
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The Flaw in All Magic
- Magebreakers, Book 1
- By: Ben S. Dobson
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 6 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 385
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 341
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 342
In a world of elves and dwarves and sprites and mages, Tane Carver is a human with no gift but his wits. Which, to be fair, did get him into the world's most prestigious university of magical technology. For a while. Until his lack of magic was discovered. And then it all came crashing down. But when a student is murdered on campus behind unbreakable wards, Tane gets a second chance. Solving an impossible crime should be easy for the man who fooled the university's best mages for years. Except he's not counting on the head constable being an old flame who isn't so fond of him anymore.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Amazing Mystery at its Fantasy Finest!
- By FlameHaze on 12-11-18
By: Ben S. Dobson
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The Prof Croft Series
- Books 0-4 (Prof Croft Box Sets, Book 1)
- By: Brad Magnarella
- Narrated by: James Patrick Cronin
- Length: 34 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 445
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 387
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 387
Join scholar and spell-caster Everson Croft in this five-book urban fantasy set, from the discovery of his magic in the prequel novella, Book of Souls, to his battle against a mind-warping evil in the shocking finale, Death Mage.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Plagiarize much?
- By robyn K on 04-26-21
By: Brad Magnarella
What listeners say about The Adventurer's Guide to Dragons (and Why They Keep Biting Me)
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- clibbytex
- 09-29-22
Kept me on the edge of my seat
I'm an adult and realize this is targeted to children, but I thoroughly enjoyed this audiobook.
Gillian gave each character a unique voice. Penelope's energy and enthusiasm made it seem like anything was possible. Just the person I'd want on a quest that was not going well.
The book has classic elements - dragons, swordplay, villains and heroes - but the story is fresh and captivating.
I've already purchased the third book in the series. I'm looking forward to hearing how the adventure continues.
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