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Seriously, why do guys on dating apps think I want a picture of what’s in their pants? I could open an art gallery with the collection I’ve got.

Zoe really doesn’t want to die alone and surrounded by cats. But it’s not looking good: she’s had sex precisely twice in the last year, and her feline friend isn’t the kind of male company she wants in bed.

Her top dating disasters include:

  1. The guy who kissed her hand, took out a violin and serenaded her in public.
  2. The guy who force-fed her oysters (she can confirm that they’re not an aphrodisiac).
  3. The guy who was so hungover he turned up with his T-shirt on inside out, sweating sambuca.
  4. The guy who brought his actual kid on a dinner date.

And don’t even get her started on the dick pics, or how on earth you’re supposed to know whether a total stranger is an axe murderer or not.

Zoe's ready to give up on the search for love, until her friend has an idea. Robbie lives by his horoscope, and he’s sure she’s got this dating stuff all wrong. He dares her to work her way through the zodiac until she finds The One.

Usually Zoe would laugh at such a suggestion, but desperate times call for desperate measures. Could love be written in the stars? Or is she destined to end up alone, eating take-out in bed and watching endless re-runs of Friends?

A feel-good, fresh and fabulous listen for anyone who has torn their hair out over their love life, drunk their weight in wine to survive an awful date or stared at their phone, willing it to ring. Fans of rom-coms by Sophie Kinsella and Lindsey Kelk and TV shows like Crazy Ex-Girlfriend and Jane the Virgin will absolutely love this laugh-out-loud tale.

©2020 Sophie Ranald (P)2020 W F Howes

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  • Helen
  • 02-01-21

Easy and enjoyable

I enjoy this book and it’s an easy listen but it was frustrating at times how she’d let guys walk all over her and do nothing about it. You don’t need a man to be happy and it frustrate me that she was being so wet!

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  • Alex Rawnsley
  • 12-16-20

Fun and easy listening

With a very unusual narration style, these books are really fun, lightweight and hard to put down. I love how characters from previous books make appearances. I would recommend wholeheartedly.

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  • carly munroe
  • 03-16-21

Loved it!

Fab book by a fab author! My 3rd read by Sophie Ranald & I’m a big fan! Love how the story’s are linked & the familiar characters.
Great feel good read, highly recommend 👍

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  • Linda Dawson
  • 02-18-21

Bit of a slow starter

It took a couple of hours to get into this story, once half way through things got going though

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  • Kindle Customer
  • 01-27-21

good read

I enjoyed the book and laughed out loud in some parts a bit predictable but still very enjoyable

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  • Lou Lou
  • 12-05-20

Love this book! Listened to the whole thing twice!

This was the first Sophie Ranald book I listened to, and I loved it. Having just laughed my way through "It's Not You, it's him" which shares some of the same characters, I've just re-listened to it, and brilliant again. I have just downloaded "Just Saying" to listen to next, which I think is the forerunner to this story. So totally the wrong order, but her books are so brilliant that it doesn't matter at all!
Funny, and romantic, and absolutely worth listening to!