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Q: HOW MANY ZOMBIES DOES IT TAKE TO RUIN A SOCIAL LIFE?
A: NOT MANY.

Megan Berry is a Zombie Settler by birth, which means she's part-time shrink to a whole bunch of semi-dead people with killer issues. All Megan really wants is to go to homecoming, but when you're trailed by a bunch of slobbering corpses whenever you leave the house, it's kinda hard to score a date. Let's just say Megan's love life could use some major resuscitation.

Megan's convinced her life can't get any worse - until someone in school starts using black magic to turn average, angsty Undead into scary, hardcore flesh-eating Zombies. Now it's up to Megan to stop the Zombie apocalypse. Her life - and more importantly, the homecoming dance - depends on it.

©2009 Stacey Jay; (P)2009 Audible, Inc.

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  • Penny
  • Michigan, USA
  • 06-15-09

Pleasantly Surprised

Because this book is priced so low and lacked any reviews, I was reluctant to spend the money. But I am so glad I did. This is a really good YA zombie book. It has a good plot, is interesting, and funny. I don't know if the author plans on writing a sequel/series based on this character, because she easily could, but if not the story ends in a good place and left me satisfied (I plan on purchasing more books written by this author in the future).

About the narrator: I think they got the right narrator for the book. She's got the right voice for a teenage girl and the performance is golden.

Overall, this audiobook is well worth the cost.

4 of 4 people found this review helpful

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Jay Stacey, NOT Stacey Jay

Got this book despite the plot sounding less than ideal for my tastes because I've enjoyed Stacey Jay books. Don't get mixed up like I did - this is Jay Stacey! Silly mistake.

This book was entertaining for a YA book, but sooooo annoying when the main character constantly makes the same mistakes over and over again (eg "Im the only one in the world that can solve this problem and I shouldn't discuss it with anyone else first"). I could hardly stand to finish it.

2 of 2 people found this review helpful

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  • Kirbie
  • Baldwin, LA, USA
  • 07-02-09

Cute Story!

This book definitely captured the tumultuous feelings of adolescence. I did not expect much from this book, but I was definitely surprised. I fell into the drama surrounding Megan's crush, and was brought back to my own high school experience. I'm giving this book 4 stars because there was excessive character descriptions that seemed unnecessary and only functioned as filler. All in all, this is a great listen for readers of any age.

2 of 2 people found this review helpful

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Fun and Easy

This is a fun zombie gore fest/ queen-bee mean girl coming of age story. Its also funny and heartwarming . . . somehow. . .

1 of 1 people found this review helpful

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great amusing read

loved the book - amusing - narrator suited the character wonderfully. Although I don't think I would want my teen to read this book - more of an adult book

1 of 1 people found this review helpful

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  • rene
  • san diego, CA, United States
  • 01-02-12

Funny and entertaining!

If you were to make a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?

I don't know what the tagline would be, but I could definitely see book being made into a movie!

Any additional comments?

Thought this might be a cheesy little book, but I loved it! I'm glad I read the reviews and purchased it. It made my long holiday drive enjoyable.

1 of 1 people found this review helpful

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Even Zombies can go to the prom

Is there anything you would change about this book?

Less focus on the pubescence thoughts of a teenage girl.

What was the most interesting aspect of this story? The least interesting?

The genetics of vampire slayers.

What about Jessica Almasy’s performance did you like?

She took on the voice of the girl quite naturally.

Do you think You Are So Undead to Me needs a follow-up book? Why or why not?

No. This genre has been beaten to death. Sorry.

Any additional comments?

I am sure there is a market for this kind of thing. My 12 year old son seemed to like it.

1 of 1 people found this review helpful

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Better Than Expected

This book wasn't written for my age group, but I enjoyed it a great deal. It was charming, suspenseful, and (considering it was about zombies) was very realistic.

The narrator was a perfect selection.

Even if teen angst is a long forgotten memory, listening to You Are So Undead to Me will jog those memories as you laugh out loud.

1 of 1 people found this review helpful

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Homecoming, boys, and Zombies, oh my.

Megan Berry a 15 almost 16 year old sophomore from Carol, Arkansas just wants to be normal, go to the homecoming dance with a senior boy named Josh. When suddenly her ability to “Settle the Dead,” returns derailing both her wishes for normal life and her crush of the week.
Overall I found the first few hours of this book enjoyable, if not wholly predictable, but somewhere as more zombies show up, Megan stops being cute and turns evening more annoying than when the book started. The narrator Jessica Almasy, does a good job portraying Megan as a 15 year old teenage girl. The problem is Megan herself, by the time the last 2 hours roll around, you find yourself wishing she’d get turned already. I give the book 2 to 2.5 stars.

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interesting read!

I only started really liking it after reading half way through, but I recommend it!