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Ted and Stuff
- Narrated by: Dylan Walker
- Length: 6 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Categories: Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire
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Publisher's Summary
This book is about Ted. Ted is a special fellow who wasn't gifted with intelligence, guile, or sense. Especially sense, Ted and sense keep little company together. But, what he lacks in brain wattage, Ted more than makes up for in his uncanny ability to stumble into situations that threaten his job, well being and, at times, very life. It's up to his arch nemesis The Baron, aka Charles from accounting, Eric, The Baron's boyfriend and a ghost who calls himself Mr. F in polite company to make sure that Ted isn't carried away by his misadventures. It isn't an easy thing, to be sure, but with a little luck, and decent book sales, perhaps Ted will make it through to a sequel.
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
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- B VanDyk
- 11-18-20
Entertaining oddball story
The story follows an oddball characters through several outlandish events. It had many laugh out loud funny parts. The characters are extreme embodiments of people that I seem to find myself interacting with.
It was an enjoyable listen.
I received a free copy of this audiobook in exchange for an unbiased review.
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- mike s.
- 11-15-20
Some chuckled, fantastic voice artist
Very funny at times. I both chuckled and laughed out loud several times. Other times it tried to hard. The voice artist made one character sound like squidward and then it hit me. Ted is like sponge bob – crazy things just keep happening with little rhyme or reason. Mostly enjoyable.
Fantastic voice artist.
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- R
- 08-02-20
Quirky imaginative story, which narrator made you a part of with the many voices!
An enjoyable story which provides a great escape! The narrator, Dylan Walker, made the book even more fun by providing a variety of voices and accents for all the characters making the book more entertaining. Dylan’s voices provided more personality for each character which made it easier for the listener to visualize the people in the book!
Excellent job!
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