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Tallulah's Temptation

By: Robyn Peterman
Narrated by: Shane East, Amanda Ronconi
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Running a tourist trap for humans in the Bermuda Triangle had sounded like a fine plan - until it wasn’t.

With the Sea Hags gunning for our island and ruining our questionably successful business, I did what any desperate Mermaid would do. I called for backup.

Of course, getting help from the Otherworld Defense Agency is risky as they don’t usually deal with ocean creatures. Whatever. Desperate times call for crappy measures. Chances are they’ll send freaking Pirates. I hate Pirates….

Well, I hate one Pirate in particular.

Hopefully, it won’t be the one seafaring jackhole I despise more than any other. Pirate Doug would be an idiot to show his face here after what he’d done. Not only did the dumbass abscond with our treasure, the son-of-a-bitch took my heart with him as well.

I’ll tear his sorry ass to shreds if he so much as steps even one hairy toe on my island.

©2018 Robyn Peterman (P)2018 Audible, Inc.

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comedy

this is probably one of the worst story romance I've ever read I didn't realize I was getting a comedy. The hero is an idiot and that's never a good thing. this story is absolutely one of the worst I've read in a long time. If I'd known I was getting a comedy maybe it would have been better to read. If you're in the mood for an idiot and I do mean an idiot and a comedy that's not that funny then you may like this book. I'll be asking for my money back. one of the worst books I've ever read the performance was great that's the only Grace saving part of this book. I love this author and I've loved her other books but this one I don't know what she was thinking

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Sweet and absolutely hilarious! Worth 50 stars!

Holy smokes I loved this book! It was so damn funny! The way the characters described each other and the names they called each other, and the Sea Hags’ actual names...I just couldn’t stop laughing. Seriously one of the funniest audiobooks I’ve ever listened to!
If you ever need to smile and giggle, you have to get this audiobook! It was masterful! Shane East just slays it as Pirate Doug! (He’s now one of my all-time favorite fictional characters!). And Amanda Ronconi was fantastic!! The narrators made the audiobook ten times better than just reading the book itself!! They were perfect!! I listened to it twice in a row and just kept laughing! Read it! Listen to it! Enjoy it! You won’t be sorry! I know I’ll listen to it again and again!

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Dumb, Dumb, Dumb

A real disappointment. Got it for the narrators, who were great. The story? Blah. Unless you think learning 25 new phrases to describe a penis as a valuable use of your time.

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Funtastic

Moving on to number two. Won't You? You never know what's in store! Double Dare!

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God-awful story..


Stupid, stupid, stupid! How in God’s name could this novella ever have gotten so many 5-star reviews? I’m sure it was supposed to be funny but all I did was shake my head through the whole thing. How could one story have so many stupid people in it, especially the hero.

There was sex in this, and the F-bomb was used 33 times.

As to the narration: Shane East and Amanda Ronconi did alright but even they couldn’t help this crap.

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So funny

I absolutely loved this book! If you are looking for a LOL book,this is it!

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Mermaids and Vampire Pirate

This new sreries from Ms. Peterman is just as sassy as her others. Quick listen and don’t go listening to if you are offended by language, foul jokes and hookers, not real hookers just a not so smart pirate.
Shane and Amanda do an amazing job bringing her work to life and brings life to the short.
Would love for the story to have been longer but as the series continues I hope the next is a bit more story to it.

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I don't want to believe she wrote this

Robyn! I have had a longstanding rule with several authors and you're one of them. if she writes it I want to read it. it is wonderfully freeing to have that kind of comfort when you go in search of a book because it's automatic excitement.
I can't put you in that category anymore. there were so many times in the first 80 pages of this book that I shut it off because I couldn't believe how rushed and flimsy the story was. I have gotten so spoiled by your witches and especially the midlife crisis but I was really disappointed here

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Hilarious

This book had me laughing out loud while out walking; the neighbors probably thought I had issues. 😂 Shane’s narration was so funny, along with Amanda’s. The storyline was unique and interesting. The length of the book was spot on; glad it ended before I busted a gut laughing.

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The giggles and snorts were all over the place!!

I had ZERO idea what I was getting into with this book but shoutout to my girl Suzi for suggesting this book and giving me a morning full of giggles!!

Shane East as pirate vampire was everything, I never knew I needed. And that is just Captain Doug, Tallulah narrated by Amanda Ronconi had me in just as miny fits of giggles as Shane did. And the parrot. *SNORT*

If you are looking for a fun afternoon listen perfect for Summer then this book is everything you need, trust me. The giggles were in abundance and the humor was way OTT, but I was entirely here for it.

Will I be listening to the rest of the series? Absofreakinglutely!!!

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