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Publisher's Summary
My name is Andy, and I'm a male stripper. Throughout the years, I guesstimate to have performed at over 600 shows. That includes male revues, bachelorette parties, stripograms, private one-on-ones, office visits, just about any event that your mind can conjure up. Some of these tales are insane; some even seem unbelievable at times. While writing this memoir, more than once, I'd sit back and take a break, wondering, "Did that really happen?"
When I embarked upon the task of writing out all these adventures, it was difficult for me to rack through my brain and recall details that I believed, at one point, would never erase from my memory.
While it does sound tempting to add a little sugar and spice to an already juicy tale, I’m old school in the sense that, to me, nothing tastes better than the real thing. For my selfish reasons alone, I needed to compose these stories as accurately as possible, as the "wow" factor never trumps authenticity in my book.
Without further ado, sit back, relax, and enjoy the show. These, dear friends, are my Tales from the Strip....
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- douglas peters
- 04-11-20
ABSOLUTELY AMAZING
Andy tells his insane adventures, keeping you on the edge of your seat the entire time!! I'm DJ BOOGIE! Much Love!
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- Eyvory
- 11-20-19
Amazing Read
Absolutely loved this book. Andy has had both a tragic and uplifting life. Definitely a must read.
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- Luis Pena
- 06-11-19
amazing story
its amazing its a great story of his life its a great book to read
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In 1977, Eric Poole is a talented high school trumpet player with one working ear, the height-to-weight ratio of a hat rack, a series of annoyingly handsome bullies, and a mother irrationally devoted to Lemon Pledge. But who he wants to be is a star…ANY star. With equal parts imagination, flair, and delusion, Eric proceeds to emulate a series of his favorite celebrities, like Barry Manilow, Halston, Tommy Tune, and Shirley MacLaine, in an effort to become the man he’s meant to be - that is, anyone but himself.
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One hilarious turn of phrase after another.
- By Todd J. on 11-12-18
By: Eric Poole
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The Dirt
- Confessions of the World's Most Notorious Rock Band
- By: Tommy Lee, Vince Neil, Nikki Sixx, and others
- Narrated by: Sebastian York, Roger Wayne, Fred Berman, and others
- Length: 14 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Celebrate over 30 years of the world's most notorious rock band with the audiobook edition of The Dirt - the outrageous, legendary, no-holds-barred autobiography of Mötley Crüe. Fans have gotten glimpses into the band's crazy world of backstage scandals, celebrity love affairs, roller-coaster drug addictions, and immortal music in Mötley Crüe books like Tommyland and The Heroin Diaries, but now the full spectrum of sin and success by Tommy Lee, Nikki Sixx, Vince Neil, and Mick Mars is an open book in The Dirt.
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1000x more detail than the movie
- By C. K. Lyons on 06-27-19
By: Tommy Lee, and others
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Boys Keep Swinging
- By: Jake Shears
- Narrated by: Jake Shears
- Length: 9 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Long before hitting the stage as the lead singer of the iconic glam rock band Scissor Sisters, Jake Shears was Jason Sellards, a teenage boy living a fraught life, resulting in a confusing and confining time in high school as his classmates bullied him and few teachers showed sympathy. It wasn’t until years later, while living and studying in New York City, that Jason would find his voice as an artist and, with a group of friends and musicians who were also thirsting for stardom and freedom, form the band Scissor Sisters.
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loved his fun loving attitude
- By Kelly on 07-29-20
By: Jake Shears
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Dirty Like Us
- A Dirty Rockstar Romance (Dirty, Book 0.5)
- By: Jaine Diamond
- Narrated by: Ava Erickson, Lee Samuels, Rob Granniss
- Length: 3 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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A sizzling friends-to-lovers novella about a marriage of convenience - and a jaw-dropping misunderstanding - between a notorious bad boy and the one woman he’s always wanted, but can’t have.
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Loved everything but....
- By Sonya B on 12-31-22
By: Jaine Diamond
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The One You Want to Marry (And Other Identities I've Had)
- A Memoir
- By: Sophie Santos
- Narrated by: Sophie Santos
- Length: 13 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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From the self-proclaimed Queen of the Stunted Late Bloomers and one of the most exciting emerging voices in comedy comes an honestly funny memoir about the awkward, cringeworthy, hilarious, and longest possible journey of coming of age and into her own.
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If you enjoy WHGS, you'll love Sophie Santos
- By Amazon Customer on 12-30-21
By: Sophie Santos
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The Filthy Truth
- By: Andrew Dice Clay
- Narrated by: Bruce Rubenstein
- Length: 8 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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In this unapologetic and uncensored autobiography, Andrew Dice Clay is ready to set the record straight. He was the eighties’ answer to Lenny Bruce, with material that stretched the boundaries of decency and good taste to their breaking point, and in turn became the most vilified stand-up comic of all time.
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The Diceman Returns!
- By Steven D. Sorrell on 03-26-15
By: Andrew Dice Clay
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Like People in History
- A Gay American Epic
- By: Felice Picano
- Narrated by: Ethan Sawyer
- Length: 20 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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Stonewall Cousins, Roger and Alistair, become lifelong friends when they meet as boys in 1954. After both discovering their homosexuality, their lives intersect against the backdrop of 20th Century gay culture, from the beachboy surfer days of the 1960's, to the Greenwich Village AIDS activism in the 1990's.
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It's All About Roger And Alistair
- By Jeffrey on 12-17-14
By: Felice Picano
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The History of Bones
- A Memoir
- By: John Lurie
- Narrated by: John Lurie
- Length: 15 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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In the tornado that was downtown New York in the 1980s, John Lurie stood at the vortex. After founding the band The Lounge Lizards with his brother, Evan, in 1979, Lurie quickly became a centrifugal figure in the world of outsider artists, cutting-edge filmmakers, and cultural rebels. Now Lurie vibrantly brings to life the whole wash of 1980s New York as he developed his artistic soul over the course of the decade and came into orbit with all the prominent artists of that time and place.
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I used to like him.
- By Atwater Books on 01-09-22
By: John Lurie
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My Appetite for Destruction
- Sex, and Drugs, and Guns N' Roses
- By: Steven Adler, Lawrence C. Spagnola - with
- Narrated by: Peter Berkrot
- Length: 9 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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From Steven Adler, the original drummer for Guns N' Roses, comes My Appetite for Destruction, the inside story of GNR. Offering a different perspective from the bestselling Slash, Adler chronicles his life with the band, and own intense struggle with addiction, as seen on Dr. Drew's Celebrity Rehab and Sober House.
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TERRIBLE NARRATION
- By SNAFU666 on 02-04-21
By: Steven Adler, and others
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Shoulder Season
- A Novel
- By: Christina Clancy
- Narrated by: Karissa Vacker
- Length: 10 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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The small town of Lake Geneva, Wisconsin is an unlikely location for a Playboy Resort, and nineteen-year old Sherri Taylor is an unlikely bunny. Growing up in neighboring East Troy, Sherri plays the organ at the local church and has never felt comfortable in her own skin. But when her parents die in quick succession, she leaves the only home she’s ever known for the chance to be part of a glamorous slice of history.
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Amazing Story
- By Karyn H. on 07-10-21
By: Christina Clancy
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The Business of Lovers
- A Novel
- By: Eric Jerome Dickey
- Narrated by: Dominic Hoffman, Amir Abdullah
- Length: 12 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Unlike their younger brother, André, whose star as a comedian is rising, neither Dwayne nor Brick Duquesne is having luck with his career - and they're unluckier still in love. Former child star Dwayne has just been fired from his latest acting role and barely has enough money to get by after paying child support to his spiteful former lover, while Brick struggles to return to his uninspiring white-collar job after suffering the dual blows of a health emergency and a nasty breakup with the woman he still loves.
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Borrriiiinnngg!!!!
- By Tomaneka on 04-27-20