Suburban Dictionary
The Subtle, the Funny, and the Snarky: Your Guide to Suburbanese (Winking Words, Book 1)
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Narrated by:
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Kevin Theis
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By:
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Timothy Fay
About this listen
Know what a "frunk" is? How about a "solar panel"? Suburban Dictionary is a guide to slang and a guide to the quirky behavior found in the burbs. Suburbanese: the subtle, the funny, and the snarky, with generous helpings of sarcasm.
Hours of fun and (sometimes) snarky expressions. Exposes the slang of the rich, the "wannabes", and beyond. Only listen to this if you love language and if you like to laugh!
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They say, whomever 'they' is, that many authors write based on their own observations and the experiences of their own lives. The author says he got many of these words listening to his co-workers over the years. I wonder what he got from me but that's neither here nor there, is it?
And, what would one do without a Molly to keep you up and tuned into all those teen expressions!
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