Episodes

  • 277: Condiment Queen ft. Heather McMahan (Ole Miss tailgating, Jerk from home, Whataburger sh*tkickers)

    277: Condiment Queen ft. Heather McMahan (Ole Miss tailgating, Jerk from home, Whataburger sh*tkickers)
    May 8 2024
    Get an extra episode of Stiff Socks every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks+ on Apple Podcasts & Spotify.

    The boys are joined by the illustrious comedian Heather McMahan to riff on vacation cigarettes, partying at Ole Miss, and why women can’t jerk off like men do. They also play a game of FMK and hear from a listener that has strong opinions on the best type of toes.

    Find Heather at https://heatherontour.com/

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    1 hr and 28 mins
  • 276: D*cked Down at Dusk (Hottest cars, P*ssy pancakes, Golden Bachelor is single)

    276: D*cked Down at Dusk (Hottest cars, P*ssy pancakes, Golden Bachelor is single)
    May 1 2024
    The boys riff on the Cybertruck recall, Taylor Swift’s new album, and how the Golden Bachelor is just Michael in 40 years. They also learn about a super horny ice cream store and get an update from a listener who’s trying to pay off some debt.

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    1 hr and 25 mins
  • 275: Michael Vs. Canada (Border troll, Gypsy Rose streets era, Manscape the homies)

    275: Michael Vs. Canada (Border troll, Gypsy Rose streets era, Manscape the homies)
    Apr 24 2024
    The boys yell about Michael’s bad time at the Canadian border, comment section arguments, and having a meltdown at the dog park. Plus Gypsy Rose is single and a listener needs some help with an unfulfilling seggslife.

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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • 274: Rap Beef & Bone Broth ft. 24kGoldn (Kendrick vs. Drake, AI Song Generator, Clone-A-P*ssy Plus)

    274: Rap Beef & Bone Broth ft. 24kGoldn (Kendrick vs. Drake, AI Song Generator, Clone-A-P*ssy Plus)
    Apr 17 2024
    The boys sit down with multi platinum musician/artist 24kGoldn. They break down the Rap Beef Cinematic Universe, learn what it’s like going platinum while you’re still on campus, and discover that you can make a clone of your dick for like 50 bucks. They also try out an AI song generator and wonder if anyone gets bored during a golden shower. Someone go check on the interns at Genius.

    Find and follow 24kGoldn: https://24kgoldn.com/

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    1 hr and 31 mins
  • 273: DoorDash a D*ck Doc ft. Noel Miller (Intimate medicine, Scaring Daniel Ricciardo, Ancient s*x toys)

    273: DoorDash a D*ck Doc ft. Noel Miller (Intimate medicine, Scaring Daniel Ricciardo, Ancient s*x toys)
    Apr 10 2024
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    Noel Miller on the pod! The boys riff about open mics in pirate themed restaurants, running into your proctologist at the gym, Cleopatra’s grim ancient s*x toys, and the insane logistics of Noel filming an open-air talk show at 70 mph.

    You can watch Hot Laps and Noel’s special at https://www.youtube.com/@noelmiller

    Find TMG and everything else at https://www.instagram.com/thenoelmiller

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    1 hr and 34 mins
  • 272: Alpha Brain'd at Margaritaville (Huberman hoes, Fake standup, Piped by McMeth)

    272: Alpha Brain'd at Margaritaville (Huberman hoes, Fake standup, Piped by McMeth)
    Apr 3 2024
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    Trev's fired up on Alpha Brain and the boys are ready to pop off. They react to a company's staged stand-up comedy ad, yell about old people ruining shows, and decide all motivational speakers are in the streets. Plus a listener went viral on PHub and Jack spent $35k in the dumbest way possible.

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    1 hr and 22 mins
  • 271: Pocket full of c*m (PHub bought TikTok?, Saddest reddit page, Nut thief confessions)

    271: Pocket full of c*m (PHub bought TikTok?, Saddest reddit page, Nut thief confessions)
    Mar 27 2024
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    We're fired up today. Michael explains why he actually had to cancel his NYC show, Trevor shares his research on the weirdest part of reddit, and a listener shares a story about sneaky c*m thieves. Plus Busta Rhymes is the best at head, Christopher Columbus was a piece of shit, and Dyson's really do be giving decent dome. PS If you're still reading this head to YouTube and comment Jokey joke foot foot come come.


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    1 hr and 26 mins
  • 270: Hot Cheeto Handy ft. Josh Richards (Jake Paul x Mike Tyson, Nick Cannon name generator, Spicy Head))

    270: Hot Cheeto Handy ft. Josh Richards (Jake Paul x Mike Tyson, Nick Cannon name generator, Spicy Head))
    Mar 20 2024
    Stiff Socks March Madness competition happening now on Patreon! Win some merch AND get an extra wild bonus episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

    The boys are joined by actor, comedian, & podcaster Josh Richards to rank all of Nick Cannon’s baby names, learn about apocalypse prep, and investigate where Josh was on the day the Queen died. They also figure out that Bill Clinton was an O.G. Sway Boy and hear from a listener that got some fire top.

    See more of Josh and watch Read the Room at https://www.youtube.com/@JoshRichards

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    1 hr and 23 mins