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Star Dwarves
- Ononokin: Other Tales in Ononokin, Book 4
- Narrated by: Jus Sargeant
- Series: Tales from the Land of Ononokin, Book 8
- Length: 6 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Categories: Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire
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Publisher's Summary
Dwarves in Space!
Please note that these are not kids books! They contain adult themes, adult humor, and mild adult language.
The Underworld has always been the hub of technology in Ononokin, but up until now, they could only dream of leaving the atmosphere.
When the gnome known as Buzzrigger Tinkerpop connects with an enterprising dwarf by the name of Kusdrin Chainhelm, the Dwarf Aeronautic Space Administration (DASA) is born. Their first rocket is called The Pointy Anvil, and it's only a couple months away from liftoff. The crew has been selected, training is underway, and they're in the final phase of fit and finish!
Too bad there are often events that cause things to go awry, especially on Ononokin.
But when things get really out of hand, the crew of The Pointy Anvil might just find themselves entering an entirely new reality that is no longer part of Ononokin at all!
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- Jason Vane
- 12-09-21
Love this series
Keep them coming and I’ll keep buying them. This one is great because there were so many secondary characters from other stories. Don’t worry, you won’t need to read the other stories to know what’s going on or who these characters are. My only issue with the series is that there aren’t more Gappy stories. Hint. Hint.
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