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- Karen Marie
- 02-01-22
Meanders
If you have listened to other Rankin books and liked them, you should like this. it is indeed meandering - a lot, even for him. Having some understanding of Captain Beefheart's album "Trout Mask Replica" is helpful in understanding what's going on.
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- per erik loeff
- 01-09-22
Strange stuff
I am not sure if I grasped the point of this book. However it was a relief to listen to something where authors need to make people incredible ignorant or change premise underway to make a plot.
This is so far out that this is not necessary. Also written before anyone with a idea can make a book without having to making a story without the stuff mentioned above.
I can't wait for the next one!
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- Kaiyaque
- 07-12-21
Nuts
This author is barking mad. And funny.
The reader is barking mad. And funny. Haha.
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- Gossman
- 12-20-22
Interesting story
Takes a while to lay out the details and it can be tough to finish.
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- Jfloyd1313
- 02-18-22
it's a Rankin story.
when the author is also the narrator you do get a bit better understanding of the contextual cues. that being said. it's a Rankin story. surreal and entertaining and confusing.
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- Heather Gimbel
- 10-27-21
Delightfully Strange
A wonderful romp through the strange world that makes you really want to buy a few pints and while away a few hours with Master Rankin.
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- Rin
- 10-25-21
Endless
This book just keeps going and going. The narrator is excellent but the story is just pointless silliness.
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- Anonymous User
- 10-13-21
HILARIOUS
Love the humor , I can read these books and not feel like I lost more brain cells. Enjoyable way to wind down in the evenings.
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- matt
- 06-10-21
ehh
for a book that is so weird it's expressive how boring it was. I've read other books by Robert Rankin and really enjoyed them but this one missed the mark.
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- Amazon Customer
- 10-02-20
funny and quirky
I have loved all Robert Rankin's books. Quirky and appeal to my sense of humour.
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- Andrew King
- 01-22-23
Utter nonsense
Apparently I need a review of 15 words or more ….. eh??
Anyway: utter nonsense; and I think it’s meant to be ?
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- Bill Atkinson
- 01-21-23
Unusual but catvhing
This book intrigued me and finally connected with it. I had deleted the others in the trilogy after the first hour but at the end downloaded them again.
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- Gareth Jenkins
- 07-08-22
Entirely discombobulating. Loved it.
Definitely deserves a second listen. Complex and straightforward all at once. Clever bloke, that Rankin. I'd chew the fat with him any time and I'm a vegetarian!
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- Anonymous User
- 07-04-22
Brilliant Rankin Genius
Stick with it - Everything makes sense eventually!
Robert Rankin narrates his own stories extremely well.
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- Kevin McPhillips
- 06-24-22
Delightful and absurd
I’ve read several of Robert Rankin’s books over the years, but this is the first audiobook.
The writing certainly kept me smiling, and the author has done an excellent job in performing the text. I now need to move onto his other books on audible.
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- Honeypot
- 02-06-22
Funny far ferched fantasy
Bonkers from start to finish. Just what I needed to escape the rest race.
Narrator not bad, found Barry's voice irritating but enjoyed it overall.
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- J. Curry
- 04-24-20
The first instalment of a tall tale indeed...
Read in glorious Brent-o-coustix (tm) by our beloved Mr Rankin himself! Beware the hidden parables ;)
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Nostradamus Ate My Hamster
- By: Robert Rankin
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 7 hrs and 56 mins
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Robert wants to be a star in the movies. He has invented a system with his computer that could put the old stars back on the screen, alongside him. He has the script and the money, but Hollywood isn't keen. Could the perfect partnership lie with Ernest Fudgepacker of Fudgepacker's Emporium?
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Gotta love, TIME TRAVELING NAZI'S!
- By brian burton on 01-05-21
By: Robert Rankin
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The Garden of Unearthly Delights
- By: Robert Rankin
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 10 hrs
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You are now leaving the age of Aquarius please lower your seat when rising from your head. It was something to do with the cycles of history. The way great civilizations rise and fall. Golden ages and dark ages. Things of that nature.Few people noticed at first. The changes. They were subtle to begin with. Like when the Leader of the Opposition challenged the PM to step outside and settle things man to man. And the PM agreed. Or the way the baked ham rose up against Dave while he was standing in the check-out queue at Budgens. Small things. But they just kept getting bigger.And by the time everyone realized that something very strange was going on, it was all too late.The Earth had left behind the age of science and reason and moved once more into a time of myth. A time of legend and heroes. Of romance and wizardry and wonder.It was a time to take the mother of all giant leaps and enter -The Garden of Unearthly Delights
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Could have been good.
- By Anna Duncan on 11-22-21
By: Robert Rankin
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The Greatest Show off Earth
- By: Robert Rankin
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 10 hrs and 52 mins
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Roll up! Roll Up! You have never seen anything like it in your life. The last thing Raymond expected when he went down to his allotment was to be abducted by a flying starfish from Uranus. But these things happen and when he learns that he is being sold as a delicacy in a Venusian auction, he is grateful to be rescued by the travelling circus. But this is not your everyday circus, this is Professor Merlin’s Greatest Show off Earth, with ancient exotic performers who travel between the inhabited worlds in a Victorian steamship.
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silly and absurd fun
- By Kristy Espoito on 06-17-21
By: Robert Rankin
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Apocalypso
- By: Robert Rankin
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 9 hrs
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Look out there's a monster coming. The Ministry of Serendipity control everything. They run this world from their secret underground lair beneath Mornington Crescent Underground Station in London. And when they learn of the crashed alien spacecraft lying at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean, they send out their crack team of paranormal investigators to recover it.
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Another banger
- By Emma on 12-05-20
By: Robert Rankin
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Carpet Diem
- Or...How to Save the World by Accident
- By: Justin Lee Anderson
- Narrated by: Matthew Lloyd Davies
- Length: 10 hrs and 49 mins
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Fifteen years after losing most of his family to a devastating, pudding-related tragedy, Simon Debovar has settled into a life of self-imposed exile from the stinking, selfish morass of humanity. Content that his daily highlights will include hazelnut coffee, a long bath, and the occasional jar of olives, his life is completely upturned by the discovery that his ornate living room carpet is the deciding factor in a bet between God and Satan.
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What the heck did I just read?
- By Jasmine Wahlberg on 12-20-17
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Screwed
- By: Eoin Colfer
- Narrated by: John Keating
- Length: 10 hrs and 47 mins
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The second crime novel by internationally best-selling writer Eoin Colfer is a gritty and utterly compelling follow-up to the critically acclaimed Plugged. In Screwed, Colfer adds an entirely new chapter to the adventures and misadventures of Daniel McEvoy, the down-on-his-luck Irish bouncer at a seedy New Jersey bar who, with the help of a motley crew of unlikely characters, solved a bizarre string of murders - including the one of the girl he loved. But people around him continue to die mysteriously, and Daniel is called into action once again.
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Inspired narration
- By William on 09-16-14
By: Eoin Colfer
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Witches Be Crazy
- By: Logan J. Hunder
- Narrated by: James Patrick Cronin
- Length: 10 hrs and 59 mins
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The beloved King Ik is dead, and there was barely time to check his pulse before the royal throne was supporting the suspiciously shapely backside of an impostor pretending to be Ik's beautiful, long-lost daughter. With the land's heroic hunks busy drooling all over themselves, there's only one man left who can save the kingdom of Jenair. His name is Dungar Loloth, a rural blacksmith turned innkeeper, a surly hermit, and an all-around nobody oozing toward middle age, compensating for a lack of height, looks, charm, and tact with guts and an attitude.
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perfect nonsense
- By Jen on 09-04-20
By: Logan J. Hunder