Simple F*cking Advice for Everyday Humans

And Tidbits of Useless Knowledge for the Rest of Us

By: Simeone Crowther Fruke

Narrated by: Christian White

It's Time To Unlock the Badass You Have Always Been Meant To Be!
Are you tired of society trying to put you in a box and dictating how you are supposed to think, respond, feel, and even exist?

You are not alone; nothing is off, broken, warped, or weird about you.

All you need is some Simple F*cking Advice for Everyday Humans to adjust your mindset and tackle the world!

People have a nasty habit of taking life and themselves way too seriously. Overanalyzing and overcomplicating every nuance of our existence can leave even the strongest person physically, mentally, and emotionally drained. This book attempts to solve this dilemma by delivering straightforward, practical advice to which any everyday human can relate.

In this Simple F*cking Advice book, you will learn:

• When to Speed the F*ck Up
• When to Slow the F*ck Down
• How to Act Instead of Always Reacting
• When to Fake it Until you Make it
• How to Know Who the F*ck You Really Are
• And Much More

This is not a book of encouragement and inspiration. It will not pat you on the back, pick you up, dust you off, or hold your hand along life’s journey. It is precisely what the title states - Simple Advice For Everyday Humans.
If you can set your ego aside and temporarily abstain from being offended you might just learn something about the world and more importantly about yourself. Happy listening, and you have been warned!

©2024 Simeone Fruke (P)2024 Simeone Fruke

This is an extraordinary self-help book! Loved it!

Wow, what a great read! I highly recommend this book. It is a fun and unique way to look at self-help! It's funny and offers simple, easy-to-follow advice on how to constantly reshape our lives: slow down, speed up, reframe, reflect, and so much more. You don't know what you don't know, and that's how it should be.

Very straightforward and well-written

I love its direct approach, that it goes straight to the subject and pushes you to somehow put your life together. Great guidance and amazing advice.

Not Your Typical Motivation Book

I found this book to be a breath of fresh air. Finally something that’s real and raw and honest. This books challenges you to take a deep look at who you are, knowing your strengths and playing to them. We don’t need to try and be something we aren’t! The analogies this book uses really helps to drive in the points. I particularly liked the ones about the burger and the cheetah.

Hilarious and Honest

Don't let the title fool you - this book is packed with surprisingly good advice delivered in a refreshingly blunt way. It challenges your perspective and makes you laugh out loud. Perfect for anyone who needs a reality check with a side of humor. 5 stars!

Straight to the F'n point

This audiobook is great. It gets straight to the point giving great advice. The audiobook also uses real life success stories like Bill Gates and Michael Jordan for relatablbility. The only con is it's an extremely short being just under 2hrs in length. Some may think it's a perfect length but I found myself wanting more.