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I'd gone to college. I'd written for the New York Times. I had a solid credit score. How did I end up here?
After his breakout hit book, I'm Sorry...Love, Your Husband, Clint Edwards has more laugh-out-loud tales, this time from the "terrible twos" and "threenager" phases each of his kids went through.
His relatable toddler stories leave parents and caregivers cackling, and remind us all that no one is the perfect parent. In fact, sometimes the only thing that gets Clint through the day is thinking about when his kids grow up...and all the ways he can finally exact his revenge. Like leaving a leaky sippy cup full of milk to rot under the back seat of his daughter's car, or waking up at 4 a.m. to incessantly ask his son for a cheese stick.
With essays like "Locking Doors Is Hilarious Until the Fire Department Arrives", "Poop Doesn't Go Easily Down a Tub Drain", "Dad's Never the Favorite", and "Face It - You'll Never Pee Alone", Clint knows exactly what's "terrible" about the twos...and threes.
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- Yume Leona
- 11-12-19
Dads love it too
My husband feels dads are underrepresented in the parenting blog community. I look at tons of Instagram profiles showing toddler foods or advice on tantrums and he wants nothing to do with it. Dads get the short end of the stick. Then I started following Clint and the funny memes, quotes and content started appealing to him. I got the audio book so we could listen together and it was a HUGE success. I’ve never seen him laugh so hard. The unspoken husband/wife battle about keeping score and who changes the next diaper particularly resonated with him...so much that he laughed so loud and woke up the sleeping baby in the car. There’s a point to be made here but I’ll let that one go and instead say that this book is awesome. Get it, read it, listen to it, and take a breath knowing you’re not alone.
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- Amazon Customer
- 11-29-20
Hilarious!
As a parent, this was quite reletable and hilarious! Thank you for a good read/listen!
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- Willis
- 10-21-20
A MUST!
You must read/ listen to this book even if you font have kids. It’s completely true on every level..
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- Amazon Customer
- 09-09-20
Good Book- Not great Narration
The book was great- full of such true stories it hurt, haha. But the narration and punch lines to the jokes weren’t delivered very well by this narrator. He made it a little dry.
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- K. Elizabeth Lane
- 04-24-20
Completely relatable
This is the second book now that I’ve read by Clint Edwards. I cannot stress enough exactly how relatable this book is. I have three kids under three, and I’ve never heard my experiences put on a page like this so that they were understandable and slap hilarious. I definitely recommend that any parent with children of any age reads this, it is a hilarious and lighthearted take on parenting and the trouble that comes with it, but also a warm tribute to the rewards of raising tiny humans. This and “I’m Sorry Love, Your Husband” are excellent books that I thoroughly enjoyed.
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- marti rothlisberger
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Meh
Some parts were funny and for the most part it's relatable. It's very dramatic though.
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- Thomas M.
- 03-01-20
Hilarious
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- Essays on Taking Life a Smidge Too Seriously
- By: Anna Lind Thomas
- Narrated by: Anna Thomas
- Length: 4 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Popular humor writer Anna Lind Thomas had an epiphany after her essay about a humiliating fart went mega-viral: Everything’s funny...eventually. You’ll cry-laugh your way through the many grave offenses she’s endured....
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Engaging and hilarious!
- By labnsabys on 11-18-21
By: Anna Lind Thomas
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I Just Want to Pee Alone
- I Just Want to Pee Alone Series, Book 1
- By: Some Kickass Mom Bloggers, Jen Mann - editor
- Narrated by: Vanessa Daniels
- Length: 5 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Motherhood is the toughest - and funniest - job you'll ever love. Raising kids is hard work. The pay sucks, your boss is a tyrant, and the working conditions are pitiful - you can't even take a bathroom break without being interrupted with another outrageous demand. Hasn't every mother said it before? "I just want to pee alone!" Hear these hysterical essays.
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must listen
- By Amazon Customer on 11-05-18
By: Some Kickass Mom Bloggers, and others
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Ask Me What's for Dinner One More Time
- Inappropriate Thoughts on Motherhood
- By: Meredith Masony
- Narrated by: Meredith Masony
- Length: 6 hrs and 21 mins
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From the founder of That’s Inappropriate - one of the most popular parenting blogs on the web - comes a hilarious, genuine, and relatable essay collection on the ups and downs of motherhood. Now, Meredith shares her collection of witty essays on the universal frustrations of being a mom in today’s world, presenting her laugh-out-loud perspective on sex, aging, anxiety, friendship, and much more.
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Having Trouble Getting Over the F*** Word
- By Maria Wilson on 09-11-20
By: Meredith Masony
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She Lies Close
- By: Sharon Doering
- Narrated by: Lisa Flanagan
- Length: 9 hrs and 31 mins
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Five-year-old Ava Boone vanished without a trace six months ago. No witnesses, no sightings or arrests. But Grace Wright just moved in next door to the only suspect the case had: quiet, middle-aged Leland Ernest. Recently divorced, Grace uprooted her two small children to start again and hopes the move will reset her crippling insomnia. With whispered neighborhood gossip and increasingly sleepless nights, Grace develops a fierce obsession with Leland and the safety of her children. Could she really be living next door to a child-kidnapper? A murderer?
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I am not sure what to write
- By Kindle Customer on 11-23-20
By: Sharon Doering
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The Ugly Cry
- A Memoir
- By: Danielle Henderson
- Narrated by: Danielle Henderson
- Length: 7 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Abandoned at 10 years old by a mother who chose her drug-addicted, abusive boyfriend, Danielle was raised by grandparents who thought their child-rearing days had ended in the 1960s. She grew up Black, weird, and overwhelmingly uncool in a mostly white neighborhood in upstate New York, which created its own identity crises.
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Both Funny & Heart Wrenching in the Perfect Ratio.
- By Lauren Fisher on 06-30-21
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No Wonder My Parents Drank
- Tales from a Stand-Up Dad
- By: Jay Mohr
- Narrated by: Jay Mohr
- Length: 6 hrs and 35 mins
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Comedian and actor Jay Mohr's humorous memoir about the lunacy that ensues when we reach the blessed stage of parenthood. Riotously acerbic and refreshingly honest, No Wonder My Parents Drank casts the very funny Jay Mohr with an even funnier mini-me sidekick as a supporting character in a little comedic love story that every person who either is a parent or has a parent will find delightful.
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Hysterical !!!
- By bootsie68 on 10-17-19
By: Jay Mohr
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Don't Wait Up
- Confessions of a Stay-At-Work Mom
- By: Liz Astrof
- Narrated by: Liz Astrof
- Length: 8 hrs and 24 mins
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In this blunt and side-splittingly funny collection of essays, Liz Astrof embraces the realities of motherhood (and womanhood) that no one ever talks about - from needing to hide from your kids on a regular basis to the eternal quest for time alone, from the terror of failing to sometimes seriously wondering whether this whole parenting thing was a big mistake.
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Hilarious and touching
- By Dana Klein on 08-10-19
By: Liz Astrof
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Darling Rose Gold
- By: Stephanie Wrobel
- Narrated by: Megan Dodds, Jill Winternitz
- Length: 10 hrs and 18 mins
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For the first 18 years of her life, Rose Gold Watts believed she was seriously ill. She was allergic to everything, used a wheelchair and practically lived at the hospital. Neighbors did all they could, holding fundraisers and offering shoulders to cry on, but no matter how many doctors, tests, or surgeries, no one could figure out what was wrong with Rose Gold. Turns out her mom, Patty Watts, was just a really good liar. After serving five years in prison, Patty gets out with nowhere to go and begs her daughter to take her in. The entire community is shocked when Rose Gold says yes.
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Dee Dee and Gypsy Rose-esque but way better ending
- By erin lovett on 03-19-20
By: Stephanie Wrobel
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Autobiography of a Fat Bride
- True Tales of a Pretend Adulthood
- By: Laurie Notaro
- Narrated by: Hillary Huber
- Length: 7 hrs and 54 mins
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In Autobiography of a Fat Bride, Laurie Notaro tries painfully to make the transition from all-night partyer and bar-stool regular to mortgagee with plumbing problems and no air conditioning. Laurie finds grown-up life just as harrowing as her reckless youth, as she meets Mr. Right, moves in, settles down, and crosses the toe-stubbing threshold of matrimony.
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Hilarious
- By MissSusie66 on 05-10-12
By: Laurie Notaro
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Don't Lick the Minivan
- And Other Things I Never Thought I'd Say to My Kids
- By: Leanne Shirtliffe
- Narrated by: Trudie Kessler
- Length: 7 hrs and 17 mins
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As a woman used to traveling and living the high life in Bangkok, Leanne Shirtliffe recognized the constant fodder for humor while pregnant with twins in Asia's sin city. But in spite of deep-fried bug cuisine and nurses who cover newborn bassinets with plastic wrap, Shirtliffe manages to keep her babies alive for a year with help from a Coca-Cola deliveryman, several waitresses, and a bra factory. Then she and her husband return home to the isolation of North American suburbia.
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I Guess You Had to Be There?
- By Sara on 09-08-14
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The Seven Day Switch
- A Novel
- By: Kelly Harms
- Narrated by: Arielle DeLisle, Megan Tusing
- Length: 10 hrs and 57 mins
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Celeste Mason is the Pinterest stay-at-home supermom of other mothers’ nightmares. Despite her all-organic, SunButter-loving, free-range kids, her immaculate home, and her volunteering awards, she still has time to relax with a nice glass of pinot at the end of the day. The only thing that ruins it all is her workaholic, career-obsessed neighbor, who makes no secret of what she thinks of Celeste’s life choices every chance she gets.
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A new twist on an old theme
- By H.W. Fielding on 07-14-21
By: Kelly Harms
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Things My Son Needs to Know About the World
- By: Fredrik Backman
- Narrated by: Santino Fontana
- Length: 3 hrs and 10 mins
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Things My Son Needs to Know About the World collects the personal dispatches from the front lines of one of the most daunting experiences any man can experience: fatherhood. As he conveys his profound awe at experiencing all the “firsts” that fill him with wonder and catch him completely unprepared, Fredrik Backman doesn’t shy away from revealing his own false steps and fatherly flaws, tackling issues both great and small, from masculinity and midlife crises to practical jokes and poop.
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Not my favorite Frederick Backman book
- By Frog on 06-16-19
By: Fredrik Backman