Okay this is insane!! An alien space wizard has sought out quite possibly the worst therapist on Earth, that Sigmund Fraud Ian Herrin for help with a resurrection of another dark wizard that will help him take over the world? Or perhaps he's already too far gone to be stopped considering his proximity to certain DJs?? Maybe with actual mental healthcare you would be so evil Mr. Babidi!! Get out of that therapist's office before he corrupts you even more!!!

Ah, now you must have super saiyan-esque powers because you've just discovered the best part of the episode description! The part where I get to tell you all about the incredible actor, improviser, and podcaster Vince White! Be sure you follow Vince's Dragonball podcast Kame House Party and his cohost Aaron Shelton's other podcast Thinking Too Hard About Anime. You can also catch Vince playing in the monthly UCB show UCBLK and with his Boogiemanja sketch team FINE!!

Animal lover Anna LaPain is troubled keeping herself out of being stuck in the middle both literally and metaphorically in her life. But by choosing to pay WAY too much money to that absolute con artist of a shrink Ian Herrin, she's bound to be taken advantage of through horrible advice and harsh diagnosis. Get out of there, Anna! Go find a therapist that can meet your level of alpha with some alpha back!!

Ah, you must be a very good boy/girl/nonbinary friend because you've found the best part of the episode description!! The part where I get to tell you all about the wonderful actor and improviser Maria Nally! Be sure you follow Maria on Instagram @nallynotstirred and catch her musical team Houndstooth at the Magnet Theater on Thursday nights!

Dr. Arthur P. Crest is a chemical engineer/data scientist/dentist/migration expert with high levels of anxiety and only gets a few precious visits away from the asylum. But if only he knew that his therapy visits to that Sigmund Fraud Ian Herrin were being absolutely WASTED on frivolity (as per usu with this friggin' guy). Get out of there and find real help, Dr. Crest! You seem like you need it a hell of a lot more than talking about pot and sex like Ian always wants to do!!!

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Ho Ho heeeeeereweeegoooo, the naughtiest of all the little boys Ian Herrin continues his annual tradition of visiting his therapist Santa Clause once a year in perhaps their most depraved session yet. Santa sounds closer to reaching his edge than ever which is met and matched in equal measure by Ian's oblivious nature. Next year, Santa, when Ian asks, just say sNOw!!!

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The great superhero Mood Man (real name Tyler) is struggling with feelings of jealousy after the Teen Titans recently beat him to a dramatic save of a school bus. But how can Mood Man not sense the vibe off of this terrible Sigmund Fraud of a therapist like Ian Herrin and realize that that literal massage pervert is going to destroy his life and perhaps the world?? Some things are worse than acid in the mouth, Mood Man! Get out of there while you still can!!!

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Pench Drencher may appear to be a balloon obsessed goofball, but there's deeper trauma that needs to be unpacked. However, good luck ever getting to it with such a huge Sigmund Fraud of a therapist like Ian Herrin. Ian's hostility literally prevents a deeper breakthrough of how music started to affect Pench from a very young age. Get out of there, Pench! You are not a computer to be troubleshot; you are a human being!!!

Ah, you like Billy Joel must be smart enough to have NEVER received a DUI, because you've found the best part of the episode description! The part where I get to tell you all about the incredible actor, improviser, and producer PJ Nally! You can find PJ performing all over town and follow @pjswithbuttons on Instagram to keep up with all his latest projects.

Fraudulent psychic Terry Tommassino is a bad person who does bad things. But by choosing another FRAUD for a therapist in Ian Herrin, Terry has made a choice that could lead to a massive expanse in her operation. Does Ian not realize he's looking into a mirror in this session??? Let us all hope these two nuttos keep scamming each other and leave the rest of us alone!

Ah, you must have a sixth sense, because you've intuited the best part of the episode description! The part where I get to tell you all about the wonderful actor, improviser, and comedian Theresa Rush. Be sure you catch Theresa playing with Feds with Benefits all over New York City!

Steven Martin (no relation) is a young man in quite a bit of trouble after the fallout from his actions at his mother's wedding. Steven is claiming an almost supernatural event as possibly at play, but with a terrible Sigmund Fraud of a therapist like Ian Herrin assigned to his case, separating truth from fiction will be murky at best. Not to mention Ian can't seem to stop bringing up horrible tragedies! Get out of there, Steven!! You deserve someone who can better help you uncover what's really going on with you!!!

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